Assassination Classroom
It's basically Karushuu brothers crack with Gakuhou.
Karushuu are always fighting and they always get super mad at each other.
For example:
"Don't you dare, don't you dare walk out, you little shit-"
"I hate this fucking family-"
"Son of a-"
Gakuhou's always watching them and sipping tea or coffee.
"Money."
"It's my money."
"Give me the cash."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck you."
"Or rather, both of you just don't need cash."
"Father-!"
"Dad-!"
Other times, they bully each other. A lot.
"You're a crybaby."
"Shut up, I'm not. You're the crybaby."
"*punch* Get out of here, motherfucker."
"Get out of my life, bastard- *kick*"
"God, I'm too old for this."
But ultimately, they just really love each other.
"What'd you say about him, you cunt-"
"Karma no-"
or:
"Take that back, take that back now-"
"Gakushuu wait-"
also:
"Excuse me, what was that about my sons-"
"Shit-"
"Father nO DON'T-"
They're a dysfunctional family who love each other.
"I'll fucking kiLL YOU-"
"I'm sorRRY-"
"You BETTER BE-"
"Boys, stop horsing around."
"*snort* Horsing around."
"You little shit-"