Assassination Classroom
So I saw this from somewhere but Karma being a hermaphrodite???? Yes please
I grew an idea from this and asdfghjkl
So for this there are two different/opposite scenarios.
In both of them Karma and Gakushuu are dating and are in their last year of high school.
The first one is that for some reason or another (I can't think of a reason why) the whole school thinks Karma's pregnant with Gakushuu's kid (hint: he's not).
For some reason the whole school is nosy enough to know that Karma is a hermaphrodite (a person with both male and female genitalia and organs).
So they think Karma's pregnant with Gakushuu's kid and pamper him.
Karma and Gakushuu are like "???????" because Karma's not pregnant.
But everyone in the school thinks otherwise.
Gakushuu wonders aloud to the Virtuosos how the school came think that anyway and the Virtuosos are like "He's not???? We were wrong????" and Gakushuu's like "You were wrong WHAT."
So apparently the Virtuosos are the ones who told everybody that Karma is pregnant with Gakushuu's kid.
Meanwhile Karma is just texting 3-E in their group chat with Karasuma and Irina like "???????? Kunugigaoka thinks I'm carrying Shuu's kid" and 3-E are like "lmfao" (after a select few are told why Karma would be carrying a kid and what exactly a hermaphrodite is).
So Karushuu are just like confused and never know what's going on.
Karma's at least happy he has an unlimited supply of strawberry ice cream thanks to Kunugigaoka though.
But it gets worse because then GAKUHOU ASKS GAKUSHUU IF HE WANTS TO DO AN ULTRASOUND/SEE A SONOGRAM TO SEE THE BABY'S GENDER.
Karushuu have to tell him no, they are not having a kid Kunugigaoka is just delusional.
Gakushuu hates the fact that people would think he would be so irresponsible to get Karma pregnant without ever using protection or birth control pills, especially at their day and age.
Karma thinks it's hilarious but is still confused at the same time because do they really think Gakushuu of all people would ever be so irresponsible?
So Karushuu try to tell Kunugigaoka that Karma is not pregnant but they don't listen.
It spirals downward from there.
The second scenario is that Karma is actually carrying Gakushuu's child.
What happens is that Karma is over for a studying session (shocking) and somehow, for some reason, alcohol gets mixed into their food.
So Karma and Gakushuu are drunk and have sex (and since they didn't exactly expect to have sex or even get drunk, there is no protection or anything).
So Karma gets pregnant with Gakushuu's kid.
They wake up the day after and are horrified to see each other naked and covered in marks.
Gakuhou finds them panicking and upset and he tries his hardest to comfort them (he's not very good at it).
Then Karma starts getting ill and he gets scared because what if he's pregnant.
He takes a pregnancy test and he is.
Cue panic and breakdown.
He calls Gakushuu over, and there are more panics and breakdowns.
Then they have a talk, go over to Gakushuu's house, have a talk with Gakuhou, and are considerably more calm.
They're keeping the kid.
They discuss a way to tell their friends, and Karma laughs as he thinks of something. He tells Gakushuu.
Gakushuu remembers an argument a while ago in the group chat he had with the other Virtuosos where they were arguing who would be uncles and godfathers for each other's kids. Then they started arguing about who would be the godfather of Gakushuu's kid. It was long ago, but he tells Karma, and an idea forms.
So Karma takes the pregnancy test that came out positive and holds it up as he takes a selfie. He sends it to the 3-E group chat.
They immediately scream at him.
"HOLY SHIT KARMA DID YOU GET SOMEONE PREGNANT?????"
"WHAT THE FUCK????"
"who's the girl?????!!!!!!"
"KARMA YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO GET SOMEONE PREGNANT WHAT?????"
Meanwhile Gakushuu is texting the Virtuosos.
"Congratulations all of you are going to become uncles."
And the Virtuosos are just like "what?"
Then they go:
"WAIT WHAT ASANO DID YOU GET SOMEONE PREGNANT?"
"WAIT A MINUTE"
"EXCUSE ME?"
"WHY AM I AN UNCLE AND NOT A GODFATHER?"
And the other Virtuosos are like "wtf Ren"
And Ren is like "I'm his best friend I deserve to be the goddamn godfather"
And then they start fighting and forget to ask the more important details like who Gakushuu got pregnant and why and how it happened because Gakushuu is not that irresponsible.
They remember later on and ask but Gakushuu says nothing.
The whole school soon finds out that Gakushuu impregnated someone. There is an uproar. They go crazy.
Gakushuu says nothing.
Karma cackles.
3-E is still screaming.
A week or two later Irina and Karasuma (who barely ever check the chat) regrets missing out because
"WHAT THE FUCK BRAT WHO THE FUCK GOT YOU PREGNANT YOU'RE ONLY SEVENTEEN??? EIGHTEEN???"
"Akabane Karma were you not on birth control? Why did you not think to use protection?"
And the class is like "what?"
Then Irina screams
"THE BRAT IS A FUCKING HERMAPHRODITE"
And then half the class is like
"WAIT WHAT"
"KARMA ANSWER US"
"YOU'RE FUCKING PREGNANT?????"
"WHO THE FUCK????"
"WHO'S THE FUCKING BABY DADDY???"
"HOLY SHIT"
The other half of the class is like "whats a hermaphrodite???"
Then they get told and join the rest of the class and teachers at screaming and questioning Karma, who leaves them on read and doesn't answer and just cackles.
Gakushuu tells him he is positively cruel.
Karma, being the person he is, tells him "no u"
Gakushuu gives him an unimpressed look.
The whole of Kunugigaoka, like 3-E, is still completely freaking out.
Karma tells them they're so fucking hilariously stupid because he and Gakushuu were not being subtle. They were being hilariously obvious.
3-E could be excused because none of them go to Kunugigaoka High so they can't see them being obvious.
But Kunugigaoka is just. So. Stupid.
Karma and Gakushuu decide how they will reveal the others to the school and their friends. It's hilarious.
For 3-E, Karma just sends a picture of Gakushuu reading in a custom-made t-shirt that says I'M THE BABY DADDY.
Under the picture is a caption.
"my baby daddy~~~ 😘😘😘😘😘😘"
Then the group chat explodes.
"HOLY SHIT ASANO?????"
"ASANO IS THE FUCKING BABY DADDY????"
"ASDFGHJKL"
"WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK"
(Did I forget to mention that 3-E doesn't know Karushuu is thing? They really didn't know.)
And more chaos.
For Kunugigaoka, it is completely different.
After the bells rings signaling the end of school, Karma walks over to Gakushuu.
"I want strawberry ice cream" he says.
"No" says Gakushuu.
They argue, then just as they are walking out the doors of the building while the other students watch and listen with half a pair of ears, Karma goes "come on~~~ have you no mercy for the child you planted in me?" and Gakushuu's like "fine" then they bolt as they wait for the inevitable eruption of noises guaranteed to come as Kunugigaoka pauses and silence overcomes the building as they process what they just heard.
Then a cacophony of noises shriek from the building.
Karma cackles. Gakushuu smirks.
(Extra: they took an ultrasound. They got a sonogram. The baby's a girl.)
(Edited extra extra: The godparents are Irina and Karasuma.)