chat au 3
Lancey Lance: so what is your type then
Gremlin: yeah keith tell us
Edgelord: ummmmm
Edgelord: a pilot that’s hot, stong
Edgelord: i dont want no weak boy i want someone with a sixpack and biceps and stuff
Edgelord: soft brown hair, pretty purple eyes, a nice smile i guess
Ryan: sounds a lot like someone i know
Nadia: yeah….
Lancey Lance: almost like a certain MFE pilot…
Edgelord: lance, whatever you’re thinking, don’t
Nadia: i sense trouble….
Gremlin: HOLY SHIT
Lancey Lance: asghjfhsdkjdhs
Ryan: oh my GOD
Nadia: i can’t believe he did that
Edgelord: kill me now
Ronny: ?
Ronny: what happened
Hunkalicious: so we’re in a meeting, right? With Iverson and Shiro and all them
Hunkalicious: and everyone is there except james
Ryan: and he comes walking in, in fucking BASKETBALL SHORTS
Ryan: and he walks right up to keith and goes ‘hi, my name’s james, i’m a hot, strong pilot with soft brown hair, pretty purple eyes, and a nice smile. here’s my number, text me sometime’
Ryan: and he walks back out
Ronny: HOLY SHIT
Nadia: you forgot the fact that not only was he SHIRTLESS, but he also winked
Gremlin: keith is still blushing
Edgelord: i am NOT
Hunkalicious: keith buddy, i can see you. you are.
Edgelord: what the hell am i supposed to do?!?!?! He walks in with only shorts on and winks as he gives me his number in front of everyone!! am i supposed to be CALM?
Lancey Lance: yes. Now text him.
Edgelord: how bout no
Gremlin has changed ‘Edgelord”s name to ‘James’s boyfriend’
Ronny: pidge YES
James’s boyfriend: change it back
Gremlin: how bout no
Lancey Lance: XD
Ryan: but you probably should text him
Nadia: yeah keith dont be chicken, do it
‘James’s boyfriend’ changed their name to Keith
Keith changed ‘Lancey Lance’s name to ‘That bitch’
That bitch: hey! What’s that for?? >:(
Keith: you're the one who told him, aren't you?
That bitch changed their name to ‘Lancey Lance’
Lancey Lance: no i didnt
Lancey Lance: it was ryan
Ryan: what? no
Keith: who told
Keith: it was either you or nadia
Nadia: hey!
Ina: I told him.
Keith: ina WHYY??
Ina: You both need a romantic relationship and you are obviously pining over him. Anyone can see the way you look at him.
Ina: Also, James is a very attractive man. Many people at the Garrison have noticed this, along with many aliens. If you don’t date him, someone else will. I knew that if I told him then, he’d give you his number right away, no matter where you were. Him doing it in public lessens the chances of someone else asking him out.
Gremlin: that was surprisingly well put
Lancey Lance: so it's not just me and keith that think james is hot
Lancey Lance: other people do too
Ryan: everyone thinks james is hot. it's a universal thing, like idiocy and stupidity
Nadia: yeah im the big lesbian but even I can say that james is hot
Keith: why are we even talking about this
Ryan: yeah, you shouldn't be telling us you think james is hot you should be telling him
Ryan has added “Griffin Wings” to the chat
Nadia had removed “Griffin Wings” from the chat
Nadia: no, dont add him here!
Nadia: keith go talk to him
Keith: *sigh* fineeee
James
Keith: hey
James: hey
James: so….. You guys talk about me in the gc
Keith: what makes you think that
James: my team’s facial expressions and ina telling me
Keith: in our defense, most people do
Keith: talk about you i mean
James: lmao
Keith: you did not just do that
James: do what
Keith: THAT
James: what this lmao
Keith: please don't do that
James: why
Keith: just dont
James: okay
James: so whats up
Keith: not much im just bored
James: the great and mighty keith texts me when hes bored?
James: im honored
Keith: i didnt mean it like that
James: ik im just messing with you
Keith: >:(
James: :)
Keith: jackass
James: emo
Keith: am not
James: was your name not previously edgelord
Keith: ....
Keith: no
James: sureeee
Keith: shut up Griffin
James: i thought we'd moved past the whole ‘last names only’ thing
Keith: you're being an ass so i'm calling you Griffin Griffin
James: okay Kogane, ifs that how you wanna play it
James: so Kogane, you got any plans Friday
Keith: no
Keith: why
James: wanna race
Keith: depends
Keith: what are we racing
James: hover bikes in the desert by the garrison
Keith: what do i get when i win
James: if you win, i'll let you fly the MFE for a day
Keith: now why would i want to do that
James: i've seen the way you guys look at them
James: don't lie to me i know you're interested
Keith: what if you win
James: when i win,
James: you have to go on a date with me
James: i mean, unless you don't want to
Keith: oh no i definitely want to
Keith: race i mean
James: sure
James: meet me in the hanger at 1500 on Friday
Keith: okay
Keith: prepare to lose
James: you keep telling yourself that
Keith: shut up James
James: shutting up
James: bye Keith
Keith: bye James
Me and my idiots
Nadia: sooo
Nadia: did you do it
Nadia: james is smiling
Nadia: keith what did you do
Keith: i talked to him
Keith: just like you guys told me to
Gremlin: yes but what did you say
Ronny: yes spill the tea
Keith: um
Keith: we may or may not have a date
Lancey Lance: WHAT
Nadia: A DATE???!?!
Gremlin: oohhhhhhhhh
Gremlin has changed “Keith’s name to “Mr.Griffin”
Mr.Griffin: PIDGE STOP
Mr.Griffin has changed their name to “Keith’
Gremlin has changed “Keith’s name to “Mr.Griffin”
Mr.Griffin has changed their name to “Keith’
Keith: STOP CHANGING IT
Gremlin: fine
Ryan: a date? With Mr. and Mr.Griffin?
Ryan: interesting
Keith: we’re not married
Hunkalicious: yet
Keith: HUNK
Lancey Lance: XD
Lancey Lance: i love it when the group torments keith over his crush on james
Keith: how about i torment you about your crush Lance
Keith: who wants to know who he likes
Lancey Lance: keith plz no
Lancey Lance: don't expose me
Keith: too late
Keith: you had your chance at redemption and you wasted it
Nadia: come on keith spill i wanna know who it is
Ryan: yes, i too would like to know
Gremlin: watch it be allura
Keith: its not its rfbbejkwu
Nadia: what just happened
Hunkalicious: *sigh* lance just tackled keith and they're wrestling over the phone
Hunkalicious: pidge just ran in and is cheering them on
Hunkalicious: oh look theres nadia
Hunkalicious: lance has keith pinned
Ryan: this sounds interesting
Ryan: im omw
Hunkalicious: keith threw lance off of him and into the wall
Hunkalicious: oh look, now everyone but ina and shiro are here
Hunkalicious has added “James” to the chat
Hunkalicious: james i need you to just be quiet on this chat and not say anything
James: can i know why
Hunkalicious: so you can see our friends idiocy and keith's pining
James: ok?
Hunkalicious: now shhh
Hunkalicious: i think lance just broke keith’s phone
Hunkalicious: oh no he's starting to go galra
Hunkalicious: keith just shoved lances face into the carpet and has him pinned
Hunkalicious: KO! Keith:1 Lance:0
Hunkalicious: and keith just walked up to ryan and whispered in his ear, and now he's blushing
Hunkalicious: and lance is a tomato
Lancey Lance: i have been betrayed
Keith: you started it
Keith: i just finished it
Lancey Lance: you threatened to expose me
Keith: let's be honest lance, you’re the worst at hiding your crushes
Lancey Lance: am not!
Gremlin: you kinda are
Lancey Lance: give me one example
Nadia: allura
Ronny: that girl from the garrison
Ronny: emily i think
Keith: ryan
Ronny: RYAN?
Ina: knew it
Hunkalicious: Ryan???!!!!!!
Nadia: ITS RYAN????
Gremlin: RYAN?!!?!?!
Ryan: thats my name, don't wear it out
Lancey Lance: FUCK
Ryan: hey lance
Lancey Lance: hiii
Hunkalicious: hes shaking
Nadia: goddammit ryan just talk to him like a normal person
Ryan: yes ma’am
Hunkalicious: they left whats gonna happen now
Keith: they’ll pine some more
Nadia: probably kiss
Gremlin: and knowing them, probably fuck
Ina: calm down they’re just talking
Ina: i think ryans gonna ask him out
Ina: yeah he asked him out
Hunkalicious: how do you know
Ina: i heard lance yell “of course i'll go on a date with you!”
Lancey Lance: aww, i wanted to tell them
Keith: sorry buddy, ina beat you
Gremlin changed “Lancey Lance”s name to ‘Ryan’s bitch’
Ryan’s bitch: PIDGE!
Ryan’s bitch changed their name to “Lancey Lance’
Keith has changed ‘Lancey Lance’s name to ‘Loverboy’
Keith: that’s better
Ronny: loveryboy lance
Ronny: AAAHHHH XD
Nadia: ?
Ryan: ?
Ina: ?
Gremlin: right they haven’t seen it
Gremlin has sent video attachment
Loverboy: pidge no
Keith: pidge YES
Ronny: pidge is my new favorite paladin
Hunkalicious: remember the skits?
Hunkalicious has sent video attachment
Nadia: OH MY GOD
Nadia: IM DYING
Ryan: wow. just….
Ryan: wow.
Ina: why am i not surprised
Loveryboy: pidge, delete that
Keith: mood
Gremlin: fineee i'll delete it
Keith: send it to me and i'll download it then i'll send it to you
Gremlin: genius
Loverboy: i'm never gonna live that down am i
Hunkalicious: never
Ronny: i'm going to play this at your wedding and your funeral
Loverboy: bold of you to assume you’ll live long enough to attend my funeral
Keith: let's be real, ronny, ina and hunk are gonna out live the rest of us by several decades
Gremlin: yeah probably
Ina: we’re smart enough to not die
Loverboy: idk, allura and james might live longer than them
Nadia: yeah, its almost impossible to drag them into our dumb stuff
Nadia: sometimes we can lure the others in
Hunkalicious: give me one example
Keith: sneaking out to save your parents
Loverboy: when we snuck off ship to go to that one planet with a lake
Ronny: i remember a trip to the rockies to have a snowball fight
Nadia: that was actually your idea
Ronny: shhh
Hunkalicious: point taken
Hunkalicious: so
Hunkalicious: Keith
Hunkalicious: what are you guys doing on your kinda date
Keith: racing
Ryan: really
Keith: yes
Keith: its fun
Keith: if i win, i get to fly his MFE for a day
Keith: if he wins, i have to go on a date with him
Loverboy: watch him throw the race to get a date
Nadia: watch him stare at james and almost crash then lose
Gremlin: watch him take james to that cliff and make him ride behind him as he dives off
Hunkalicious: oooh right
Hunkalicious: cause then james has to hold on to him
Gremlin: exactly
Ryan: watch james kiss him or something before they start so keith freezes and he wins
Keith: this isn’t funny
Nadia: it kinda is
Nadia: wait
Nadia: was this kinda date your idea or his
Keith: uh, his
Keith: but he just wanted to have the bet and race
Nadia: excuse me i have to go torment my team leader
Griffin Wings
Nadia: so, james
Griffin Wings: yes
Nadia: you asked keith out
Griffin Wings: pretty much
Nadia: you’re okay with being out now?
Griffin Wings: i said i’d do it on my own terms, and i did
Griffin Wings: so yeah, i am
Nadia: k but if you need anything i'm here
Griffin Wings: i know nadia
Nadia: but know if things go south between you two i'm morally obligated to death stare/scare/hate him
Griffin Wings: calm down nadia
Griffin Wings: i get enough mother henning from ina and veronica i don’t need any from you
Nadia: mmhm sureee
Griffin Wings: veronica literally just walked in and asked if she had to give me “THE talk”
Griffin Wings: once i started laughing she sighed and left
Nadia: XD i can't believe you
Nadia: and racing?
Nadia: we both know he's gonna throw the race and lose on purpose
Griffin Wings: yeah but i has a surprise for him
Nadia: is it pg
Griffin Wings: of course it is
GriffinWings: i'm not you my mind isn’t so dirty
Nadia: true..
Nadia: alright, just don’t break him
GriffinWings: no promises
Mother Fucking Ediots
Best Bitch: interrogation time
Griffin Wings: what
Lethally Blonde: what is it this time
Ryan: james and keith’s date
GriffinWings: what about it
Ryan: does he know its a date
Griffin Wings: yes
Lethally Blonde: are you sure about that
Ryan: let's be real, either way, whether keith thinks its a date or not, it is
Griffin Wings: thank you
Best Bitch: but what’s the surprise
Griffin WIngs: if i tell you it isn’t a surprise anymore
Ryan: but it’s not for us
Griffin Wings: you’ll just have to wait and see
Lethally Blonde: ooh, cryptic
Best Bitch: it better be something good
Griffin Wings: it is
Griffin Wings: unlike you nadia, i have standards
Ryan: OHHHHHH
Lethally Blonde: she just walked out of the room, you better run james
Griffin Wings: done. I’m hiding
Best Bitch: show yourself you coward so i can slap you
Griffin Wings: no :)
Ryan: one way, or another, she’s gonna find you
Lethally Blonde: she’s gonna get ya, get ya get ya get ya
Griffin Wings: if i want to hear 1D i'll ask
Best Bitch: he’s in the hangar, isn’t he
Griffin Wings: no
Ryan: yes
Griffin Wings: snitch
Best Bitch: ima get you
Griffin Wings: bitch
Me and my idiots
Keith: why did i just see nadia run to the hangar and james sneak out at the same time
Nadia: i need to slap him
Ina: he made her mad
Loverboy: again
Loverboy: aren’t hey always mad at each other
Ryan: sometimes they’re annoying each other, sometimes just joking around, sometimes she’s actually mad at him, but you never know which one it is
Ryan: it's a struggle
Ina: it really is
Gremlin: that's rough buddy
Keith: now is not the time pidge
Gremlin: there is always time for ATLA
Ina: i agree, now we need to stop nadia from murdering james
Loverboy: yeah
Loverboy: keith, if james is dead you can’t go on a date with him
Keith: FUCK you’re right
Gremlin: for once
Loverboy: hey! :(
Gremlin: >:)
Ryan: Kosmo just tackled James and disappeared
Nadia: using magic space wolves is cheating
Keith: all’s fair in love and war
Hunkalicious: he said love
Hunkalicious: keith mother fucking kogane said love
Ina: technically, he’s a father fucker
Keith: yes, thank you ina
Nadia: still cheating
Nadia: you wont be able to protect him forever
Nadia: i'll have my revenge
Ryan: let's be real you're gonna forget about it
Nadia: yeah probably
Keith
James: you ready to race tomorrow
Keith: hell yeah
Keith: you ready to lose
James: well, i’m getting to spend time with you, so either way i win
Keith: you did not just-
James: i did
Keith: you’re very lucky i like you otherwise i would be blocking you
James: yes, yes i am
James: remember, 1500, and if you show up in a uniform or armor im sending you back
Keith: lol ok
__________
James: keith istg if you walk through those doors in your uniform
Keith: I wanst going to!
Keith: ok maybe i was why not
James: this is supposed to be for fun and its hard to relax when youre in uniform
Keith: fineee
Keith: ill go change
Me and my idiots
Keith: why is james being so grumpy
Nadia: james?
Ryan: grumpy?
Ina: are you sure you have the right james
Keith: i think i know which james is my boyfriend
Space Dad: his father is coming to visit
Loverboy: isn’t that a good thing
Space Dad: lance, you haven’t met mr.griffin
Space Dad: he’s an ass
Nadia: wait
Nadia: keith, does anyone outside of the ship know you two are dating
Keith: uh no, i don’t think so
Keith: why
Nadia: keep it that way, at least for now
Nadia: also, no coupley stuff today
Keith: why
Loverboy: i sense a story
Ina: you guys should probably do it
Ina: nadia actually looks serious
Space Dad: respect your friend’s wishes.
Ryan: what happened
Loverboy: you don’t know?
Ryan: nadia has known james longer than any of us
Ryan: me and ina transferred from different garrison schools before the war
Loverboy: ohhhh
Nadia: not my place to tell
Nadia: also, don’t ask james it’ll just make him mad
Loverboy: okayyyy
Keith: no i wanna meet this asshole
Nadia: keith, don’t
Nadia: just trust me, alright?
Keith: fine
Keith: but i want no complaining if we’re extra affectionate tomorrow
Nadia: you have my word
Griffin Wings
Nadia: i just heard
Nadia: are you gonna be okay
Griffin Wings: yeah
Griffin Wings: besides, it's just for today
Griffin Wings: and Ally is coming too
Nadia: i completely forgot you had a sister
Griffin Wings: well it's not like i mention her a lot
Nadia: true
Nadia: but you’re sure you’ll be okay
Griffin Wings: i’m never okay, but i’ll be fine
Nadia: jokes are a good sign
Nadia: and remember, if he becomes too much of an ass, he could always have an ‘accident’ in the airlock
Nadia: i won’t say anything
Griffin Wings: lmao nadia we’re not murdering my father
Griffin Wings:.... today
Nadia: XD
Nadia: good luck buddy
Griffin Wings: thx
Jeith shippers united
Keith: i want to die
Gremlin: same
Ina: everyday
Loverboy: what is it this time
Keith: i haven’t seen james all day
Ryan: you saw him this morning
Keith: yeah, for like 2 seconds
Ronny: aww, keith is james deprived
Loverboy: how cute
Keith: i am not cute
Loverboy: james thinks you are
Keith: his opinion matters to me yours doesn’t
Loverboy: oh
Loverboy: ok
Loverboy: i just thought one of my BEST FRIENDS
Loverboy: who i think of as a BROTHER would CARE ABOUT MY OPINIONS
Loverboy: but nooooo. It’s fine, its fine
Loverboy: just ignore me and my thoughts
Keith: im sorry im just frustrated
Ronny: do you need a hug?
Ryan: i think him and lance need to hug then both need either a ronny or a hunk hug
Ryan: maybe both
Ina: ronny and hunk do give good hugs
James: can you guys shut up the fuck up my father is trying to talk to me and you idiots are blowing up my phone
Me and my idiots 2
Ina: damn keith you’re right he is grumpy
Keith: see?
Keith: i want my james back :(
Ronny: that's it
Ronny: lance, keith, where are you
Keith: lounge on the couch
Loverboy: i need a ronny hug
Ronny: omw stay there
Ryan: nadia are you gonna tell us what happened with james and his dad
Nadia: not my place and no
Nadia: focus on your pouty boyfriend nosy
Space Dad: okay what happened i just saw veronica and lance willingly hug each other
Nadia: keith is grumpy cause he’s james deprived and he hurt lance’s feelings
Space Dad: grumpy keith is not nice
Space Dad: i need to go hug my little brother
Nadia: damn all this sibling energy is making me feel weird i don’t have any
Princess: you’re my sister in arms nadia
Gremlin: and mine in video games and stupidity
Nadia: <3
Princess: <3
Gremlin: <3
Ina: pidge doing hearts? what’d i miss
James’s sister
Nadia: hey guys so james has a sister her name’s ally here she is say hi
Princess: hello ally
Ally: hey
Ally: just so i know, cause some of you have nicknames, what’s everyone’s name
Princess: i’m Allura
Gremlin: you can call me pidge
Loverboy: the name’s lance
Hunkalicious: hunk
Hunkalicious: james has never mentioned a sister before
Ally: yeah well, no one wants to talk about their family unless you have to meet them
Ronny: veronica
Ronny: and no we do, but he’s kinda touchy about that
Ally: probably didn’t want to tell you there was a cooler griffin kid
Gremlin: i like her
Ryan: so ally, are you military too
Ally: yes actually
Ally: im air force
Ronny: did you guys have to fight the galra
Ally: nah, after you guys lost your pilots, they shut that down. We had to surrender. Made most of us pretty mad
Ina: has james always been grumpy around your father
Ally: no, they liked each other when he was a kid
Ally: but a few months before the war, they stopped talking
Ally: i never found out why
Ally: my turn to ask questions. Who’s this keith guy
Ally: james keeps mentioning him and smiling
Loverboy: can we tell her
Hunkalicious: idk
Hunkalicious: nadia? Can we?
Nadia: um, i guess
Nadia: you love james unconditionally, right ally
Ally: nadia, i’m wounded
Ally: you’ve known me for years, you know i do
Nadia: yeah, ik
Naida: ok do it
Loverboy: so, keith and james
Loverboy: team leaders, kinda maybe rivals in middle school
Ronny: keith is his boyfriend
Ally: what
Ally: ok, who THE FUCK decided NOT to tell me that not only was my little brother gay, but he has a boyfriend
Ally: this is the kind of thing i need to know! How else an i gonna be able to tease him about it
Nadia: you’re not mad?
Ally: james can fuck whomever he wants i just want him to be happy and considering the amount of smiling he’s doing talking about him i think he is
Ally: so spill
Ally: how long, who confessed first, how keith treats him, everything pg. I want details
Ronny: they’re adorable together
Nadia: keith is a few inches taller, ‘beautiful violet’ eyes (james’s words not mine), black hair, paleish skin, scar on his cheek
Ally: wears a red uniform? Carries knife
Loverboy: yes actually
Ally: he just walked in the room
Nadia: whatever you do, don’t say anything unless he talks first
Ally: he did
Ally: said hi to james, asked who we were
Ally: surprisingly polite but he looks like he wants to strangle dad
Ally: dad’s asking him who the hell he thinks he is
Ally: this isn't going to end well, is it?
Nadia: no, no it’s not
(time skip)
Nadia: ally, what happened
Ryan: i have never seen james like this
Ryan: he looks like he wants to cry and scream and kill someone
Ally: not right now, im cursing at my dad
Keith: hello ally and ryan where is james
Ryan: idk he passed me in the hall and now he’s gone
Ally: where the hell is my little brother
Nadia: what happened and why are both of you mad
Keith: their father is an ashole, that’s what
Ally: no argument here
Nadia: tell us what happened
Keith: you do it
Ally: keith says hi to james, right? Then asks who me and dad are
Ally: and dad goes “who the hell do you think you are, interrupting me?” and stands up glaring at him
Ally: and james has to explain that he’s the black paladin and leader of voltron and one of the most important people on the ship to him (and then i was wondering why he just didn’t say they were dating)
Ryan: why wouldn’t he tell him
Ally: and dad calms down and starts asking him questions, like what he does and the nature of his relationship with james, like an interrogation
Ally: so he sits, and it continues, and keith looks like he wants to kill our dad
Keith: i did
Ally: I know.
Ally: Anyway, james puts a hand on his and shoots him a look (heart eyes cause it was adorable how keith immediately softened at his touch) and dad frowns and goes “so you’re not over your phase yet” and me and keith are just super confused
Ally: and james sigh and goes “dad, it’s not a phase. Why haven’t you accepted it already?” and dad frowns going “we’ve talked about this james. It’s not fitting for griffin men”
Ronny: he did not
Ally: and james just snaps, like i have never seen him so mad he goes “you know what? I don’t care anymore. I have done everything you've ever asked of me, and you’re never happy with it. I’m done trying to please you. i’m gay, and nothing is going to change that. Keith is my boyfriend, and you need to just suck up your ego and deal with it. I’m happy for once. Why can’t you just leave me be?”
Ronny: haven’t met him and i already hate him
Ally: cue dad rant “i will not have a f***** as a son. We talked about this before, it's not acceptable for a griffin man. This is a phase, you must have hit your head at some point.” and james scoffs “i told you before the war. It's not a phase. Why can't you just accept me?” and dad looks ready to kill
Ally: he stands up and goes “JAMES ALEXANDER GRIFFIN, you are going to stop this nonsense right now! You are not a f***** like this man! You are a griffin! You do not lay with men unless you are a woman, and you are a man. I am tired of this. It’s been five years, i thought you’d have grown out of this by now. I’m so disappointed in you.”
Ronny: I’m killing him, who's with me
Keith: no i get first dibs
Ally: and james screams at him “IT'S NOT A PHASE! I'VE DONE EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED, MET ALL OF YOUR IMPOSSIBLY HIGH EXPECTATIONS, AND STILL, YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM! I’M GAY DAD! AND I'M YOUR SON! DEAL WITH IT!” and i swear to god, with the stare dad gave him, the temperature dropped it was so cold
Ally: he said “I have no son.” and you could just see james break
Ally: he stormed out and i haven't seen him cry since he was 6 but he looks like he wants to
Keith: im about to go commit a murder, ronny i need you to say i was with you and delete the footage
Ronny: done. We’re in the lounge eating right now
Ryan: no i want to kill him too
Nadia: hey no me and keith have first dibs back off
Babe
Keith: Jamie?
Keith: where are you
Keith: im getting worried
Keith: do you need a hug
Keith: jamie please answer
Keith: me and ronny are killing your father where are you
Keith: babe where are you
Keith: jamie please respond
Keith: james it’s been three hours where are you
Keith: babe please just tell me where you are
Keith: babe it’s getting dark please come back
Keith: jamie where are you I’m worried
Keith: me and the others are going looking in 10 minutes where are you
Keith: godammit james it's been 6 hours please just tell me where you are