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"Alright, game time!" Nadia exclaimed, dropping the cases of beer on the table.
"And how exactly are wo going to play it this time?" Ryan asked, picking up a bottle of beer. "Simple. One bottle open at all times, and Shiro's bringing shot glasses. If you've done it, you have to grab the bottle from the table and pour yourself a shot." She explained, taking the bottle from him. "That way, there's no hiding what you have an haven't done." She said, eyeing James. "It's not like I want everyone to know I'm gay." He says.
She rolls her eyes and taps her phone. "When are the paladins getting here?" She asked.
At that moment, the door to the party room got thrown open, and Pidge was smiling in the doorway. "Where's the booze?" She asked, hopping into the chair next to Ina. "I need a drink." Lance groaned, slumping into the seat next to Ryan. "My cousins are being annoying again." Keith chuckled, sitting next to James. "That's what you get for offering to show them the Red lion. Lots and lots of questions." "Come on boys, play nice." Shiro said.
He placed a box on the table gently, pulling a little glass out. "Who's ready for Never Have I Ever?" HE asked with a grin. The others cheered and his grin grew as he took a seat next to Lance.

(seating arrangements, there's a little coffee table like thing in the middle of the floor, then a couch where Ryan, Lance and Shiro are sitting, another where Ina and Pidge are sitting, Nadia is in a recliner, and James and Keith are sitting on the floor in front o Ina and Pidge. All have their Garrison uniforms, and Keith hair is the same length as it was in the final battle with the lions. Okay, carry on)

"Me first!" Nadia said. "Never have I ever gotten a speeding ticket." Ryan, Lance and Keith each took a shot. "Okay, since we're doing that, never have I ever gotten drunk on base." Lance said with a smirk. Nadia rolled her eyes. "I wasn't drunk. Just a little tipsy." "Ah-a-a, still counts. Drink." Lance ordered, pouring in her glass.
"Never have I ever died." Pidge said. Lance and Shiro glared at her wen they did their shots. "Every time. Come on Pidge, come up with something else." Lance complained. "Never have I ever gotten chained to a tree." James declared. Lance pouted as the others laughed. "Never have I ever gotten punched by Keith." Shiro said. "He's punched all of us at some point." James points out, taking his first shot.
"Alright. Um, never have I ever drank while being underage." Hunk said.
Keith and James shared smirks before taking the bottle, Shiro and Pidge following. "James Griffin, Mr. Rule follower did something illegal? I'm shocked." Ina said. "He's done a bunch of dumb shit you guys don't know about." Keith says. "Hey, most of that dumb shit was your idea. I tried to stop you." James points out.
"Never have I ever crashed my ship." Ina says. The paladins all reluctantly drink, along with Nadia and Ryan. "Never have I ever almost killed someone here." Ryan decides on. Shiro, Keith and James all drink. "Okay, Shiro and Keith I know. James, when have you almost killed someone?" Lance asked.
James shrugged, looking at his glass. "Me, Keith and Pidge went on a mission. There was some sort of druid person. I tried to kill Keith. I saw him and just... snapped." Keith places a hand on his shoulder. "But when I told you to stop, you did. You still had some control over yourself. All it took was something to trigger your mind. Then we killed the son of a bitch and went home." "And we didn't tell you guys because then you'd start being skeptical about me and that would screw up our entire dynamic." James finished. "How did I not figure it out?" Pidge asks. "I was with you guys." "You were babbling about some new kind of device you'd found." Keith tell her. She nods. "Okay. Sounds like me."
James clapped his hands together. "Okay. Never have I ever driven over a cliff." Keith shoots him a glare as he drinks. "Never have I ever almost shot one of my friends." Shiro says. Hunk, Lance, Ryan and Nadia all drink. Keith chuckles. "Perks of using a sword. Can't accidently shoot someone."
Lance narrowed his eyes. "Never have I driven over a cliff." Keith shrugged and took a shot.
"Okay, yal are doing boring shit. Never have I ever gotten engaged." Nadia said. Shiro took a shot and Ryan stared at the bottle quzzically. "Does that one girl from the alien planet who tried to marry me count?" He asked. "Yes." The other MFES say at once. He sighs and pours himself another.

They're already on their third bottle, and it's draining fast.

"Never have I ever had sex with an alien." Pidge says. Lance and Hunk drink, Hunk blushing furiously. James thinks for a moment before grabbing the bottle. "And you have to do a shot for every time." Pidge adds. James frowns, swallowing his shot. "I don't think we have enough beer for that." Nadia and Pidge started cackling. "Whoa! Someone's getting a lot of action." Lance says. "It's not my fault I'm attractive."
"But seriously, how many times? And how many different people?" Pidge asks. "I'm not one to kiss and tell." James says with a smirk.
"Never have I ever been drunk while driving my ship." Keith says.
Shiro groans and drinks. "One time. It happened one time."
Keith shrugged. "Still happened."

An hours and six bottles later, they're still going.
"Never have I ever kissed someone here." Hunk says.
Ina and Nadia blush while Keith and James both pour a shot. The clink glasses before downing them while the others stare at them in shock. Nadia almost spit her shot out. "Wha-when? I need to know. And I want details. Now." Lance demanded.

"Who the fuck did you think I was screwing?" James asks. Keith giggles a bit. "Being fuck buddies is fun. Especially when they give good head." James swatted his head. "Fuck off." "That's not what you were saying last night. I believe the exact phrase was 'fuck me harder'." Keith said with a smirk. "You were teasing me. You know I hate that." "But you're so pretty when you beg." Keith cooed, leaning his head against James's shoulder.
"That's it. You two have had enough." Shiro said, taking their glasses away.
Lance giggled. "HA! James is a bottom!" Nadia snorted. "Like you're not?"
"I think the only one here who isn't drunk is me." Shiro mumbles, rolling his eyes. "No, I'm still pretty sober." Ina says. "But this is entertaining."
"Am not! Besides, I'm not the one screwing Mullet!" "You know why it's long? Cause he likes having his hair pulled." James blurts. "Hey! You do too! And you're a power bottom!" Keith whines. "Dude, James definently has an authority kink." Ryan says. "Says the guy with the word kink in his last name." Pidge mutters. The others burst out laughing while Ryan crosses his arms and pouts. "Nah, he doesn't." Keith says. "But he likes it hard. And mean." "I like it mean?" James asked before pulling at his uniform collars. "The hickeys haven't even faded yet from last week. Add that to the ones from yesterday, and the last time I had clear skin was when you were missing." "Imagine having hickeys." Nadia said. "Imagine pining for two years before telling someone you like them." James retorts. "How do we know you don't have a crush on Keith?" She snapped.
James rolled his eyes. "Nadia, don't be silly. It's not called a crush when you're dating."
"You're dating?" Hunk screeches. "Shh! It's supposed to be a secret." Keith says, wrapping his arms around James. "You know? Like how you planning to get Pidge a new laptop is? It's a secret." He drawls. "'

Shiro sighs and turns to Ina. "They're not stopping until pass out, are they?" She shook her head. "Nope. But if we can get at least James and Keith out, maybe the others will calm down a bit." Shiro nods and goes over to the two. "Alright guys, get up. Time for you to go." He says, pulling Keith up by his bicep. "But Shiro! I was having fun." "And now it's time for you to go to bed." Shiro said, tugging him along. "You and James can sleep in this room. But no silly bussiness." He orders, taking them to a door. "No promises." James says as Keith drags him into the room, closing the door behind them.

Shiro sighs and goes to retrieve the others. One by one, him and Ina get them all to their rooms before going their serperate ways. Tomorrow morning was going to be fun.

Morning

Shiro already had a pot of coffee ready when the first of them stumbled downstairs. "Hey Shiro." Ryan mumbled, going to the fridge. "Morning." "So, uh, what happened last night?" He asked, pulling out the orange juice. Shiro raised an eyebrow. "You don't remember?" Ryan shook his head, pouring himself a glass. "I remember James saying we needed more beer, but after that, nothing." Shiro nodded. Maybe they all had blackouts and wouldn't remember. He didn't want to have to explain last nights events.
Nadia and Ina came down, then Hunk, then Lance. Suprisingly, all were in pajamas, so they'd been sober enough to at least remember to get out of the uniforms before going to sleep.
Luckily, none of them seemed to remember but Ina, and Shiro had a feeling she didn't want to talk about it either.
Keith came down the stairs later, in red boxers and a black tshirt. "Aw Keith, put some pants on." Lance whined. "Shut up." He muttered, pouring himself a cup of coffee and sitting at the table.

James came down a few minutes later, in black boxers and a sweatshirt/hoodie he remembered as being Keith's.
He walked over to said man and moved his arm before sitting in his lap, straddling his hips and wrapping his arms around Keith's shoulder. Keith barely reacted at all, just hugged James with one arm as he sipped his coffee. "Am I the only one who doesn't remember last night?" He asked. The others shrugged. "Bits and pieces. I know you guys are dating, Shiro got drunk while piloting once, but that's about it." Nadia says, rubbing her forehead.
"What's up with him?" Hunk asked, nodding to James. "He's clingy in the morning. And he likes to cuddle a lot." Keith answers.
Shiro glances at the pilot, and sees that he sound asleep, nuzzling into Keith. "It looks like you guys need a hangover cure." Shiro says, standing and going to the pantry.
He pulls out some more coffee, and gets some Tobasco sauce from the fridge. He makes another brew, this time adding the hot sauce. He hands the others the mugs as they grimace. "You're joking, right?" Pidge asks. "Nope. Bottoms up." "You heard him. Keith, wake James up." Nadia joked before she took a sip.
Then she recoiled in disgust. "Oh, that's awful." "This is worse than the time I tried cooking in the Castle." Lance agrees. "You guys faults for getting drunk." Ina says.
Hunk nearly spits his out right on the spot. He runs over to the sink and rinses his mouth out. "What the heck Shiro? That was terrible!" James groans and turns his head, nuzzling into Keith's neck as he wiggles a bit. "Too loud." He mutters. "Go back to sleep Jamie." Keith says as he kisses the other's head.
"Okay, even I can admit that that's adorable." Pidge says. Keith smiled. "James is always like this in the morning." he smacks his lips and stands, one arm holding James for support. He carries him like it's nothing and normal, and it barely affects the way he walks. "I have never seen James so calm while being moved as he sleeps." Nadia comments. "You've seen it before?" Pidge asks with a raised eyebrow. "We tried to play a prank on him, but he woke up and almost knocked Ryan out when he saw he wasn't in his bed anymore. Then he screamed at us for about five minutes."
"At least I know when I fall asleep with Keith I won't wake up somewhere weird." James mumbles, rubbing his eyes. "You were gonna put me in my ship." "Morning Jamie." Keith said. James hummed and kissed his cheek before putting his chin on his shoulder again. "Last night was weird."