[Hello My Sexy Muffins, welcome back and in this update, we are doing the request of Baroness Von Bon Bon! so please do enjoy!]
(Disclaimer: Baroness Von Bon Bon is not yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all. Simping for fictional characters is fine as long as you separate fiction from reality and do not be gross or illegal about it. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life.
Also, Baroness Von Bon Bon is from the show: cuphead show)
so please do enjoy this chapter here all my sexy muffins!]
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Baroness Von Bon Bon-
.She seems cheerful and kind.
.But man oh man, is this woman, beyond creepy.
.Like seriously she is the creepiest of women and that makes her even more creepy as a yandere.
.In which she is like smelling your dirty clothes.
.collecting your hair and other body items that have come off.
.She would also have a shrine.
.The shrine to you and a lot of it would be made out of candy.
.She would have candy sculptures of you.
.Oh would she love to suckle on certain parts of these sculptures but they are not as sweet as you~
.She is very much an unhinged yandere.
.Which means she is completely and utterly insane and willing to slaughter for you and is close to snapping.
.To her you are as sweet as can be and she is the sickly sweet obsession for you, the kind that will give you an upset tummy and rot the teeth out of your skull.
.She is VERY MUCH The jealous type. I am talking about the whole eye twitching when she sees you with someone else, murdering rivals' jealousy while laughing like a lunatic.
.She would deal with rivals by making them into sweet candy and then feeding them to you.
.Yup she is going to fatten you up so you cannot run away from her.
.After all, there will just be more of you to love if you were good and chonky and then she can just cuddle and love you FOREVER AND EVER~
.Do not fret she will take good of her sugar plum!
.She would have all the sweet nicknames for you, all candy and sugar related. Sugar plum is her favorite.
.She also would stalk you and steal your shit for her shrine.
.How she would confess?
.Simple she is going to trick you into staying with her or kidnapping you.
.She would lock you away in the sugar dungeon and feed you nothing but sweets until you are too fat to run away from her.
.Then she will allow you to wander Sugarland.
.Though she will have the castle following you all the time.
.She is probably also a freak in bed and uses sugar in foreplay! JUST SAYING.
.You do not need friends and family when you have her, after all.
.You are her sugar plum snookums why would you want to be with anyone else when you two were meant to be?
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter done, I hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy all of my sexy muffins!]