Sphinx of Danganronpa ARCHIVE (OCTOBER 2019 - MARCH 2020)

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Sphinx of Danganronpa ARCHIVE (OCTOBER 2019 - MARCH 2020)
Summary
UP FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES!! these are the older versions of SOD, i wrote it as a joke fic when i was 14 and ive rewritten it as a serious fic in july of 2020. please please PLEASE go read the renewed version, its way better. these versions are trash lol
Note
CW: The first version of this fic was built around the limbless hajime doujin as a joke, portrayals of the characters here are quite ableist (limbless characters depicted as animals). again, this is up for archival purposes and id feel wrong hiding it, i do not think limbless people are funny anymore i have grown!
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War Part 2 (Febuary 2020)

“CHAAAAAAAA-”
“AAAAAAARGE” shuichi finished the screaming that hajime started
everyyone started runnin down the hills. it wasso loud the ground started going bamansmanabamanaa (and the hooved characters add onto this loud bullsht nrkdbdb). then finally tehy reahed the ground and everything went batshit.

akan was the first to atack. she was a hyena and she was quick, but kirimi was quicker, with her being a cheeteh. her foots went z y o oom before she jumped and grabbed akane in midair and then they fell. soon everyone was clashing hair and using claws and toes and teeth at eachother.

shuichi finally got a hold of someone. it was nicomaru. oh shit shuichi thought. nekomaru was this huge ass lion and shuichi was a little beagle, so he got pushed around a lot. for a minute he was being oushed around, but then he finally aimed nekomaru in th eye and scratched it. 

 

“AGH” nekomaru screeched manly. he shook his head and wiped his eey wuth a paw. his eye wasnt completley fucked but it did look like scar from the lion king so thats a plus 👌.he huffed and ran toward shuchi again. shuichi ran too, aimiung for nekomaru. out of nowhere, kaito bashed nekomaru in the head and pushed him away. 

“DONT WORY SHUCIHI I GOT HM”

after kaito spoke, himiko went flying over shucihis head. wtf shuichi thought. he turned to himiko to see if she was okay. himiko syarted glowing and powering up and she has doves flying around her (so shes basically okay)

 

“I FORBID YOU FROM WINNING THIS BATTLE” someone screeched from shuichi left. it was gundham, a majestic griffin who was fighting himiko the house cat oh no shuichi thought. what is himiko gets killed???? gundham flu down to himiko with a giant orb. there was a huge explosion followed by gundham screaming whil being chase by doves. then he went spinning and he fell.

agh i dont have time for this shuichi thought. he had to find jahjime to end this stupid ass battle. 

“DAMNIT” shuichi heard someone ye ll. he saw kirumi being attacked by peko and mahiru. peko was a snow leopard woth a sword while moohiru was,,, a lil cow (but she kinda cute doe 😳😳😳). kirumi was only a cheetah so she was obviously having a hard time with fighting a whole leopard and a cow. shuichi ran to the quickly. he rammed pek into the ground and almost into her sword (but shes a QUEEN so no dying for her 👍). 

“kirumi are you okay” shuichi ask worried

“yes,,,, no ” kirumi was half dead at this point. she had scratches EVERYWHERE and she could barley stand.

“you cant stand here kirumi………… youre gonna get more hurt”

“ill live” and then she collapsed

“NO” shucih screeched. he locked around himself. so much was happening. Kokichi and nagito were having a gremlin battle. tenko was having a hair on hair fight with ibuki and akane. and while gonta was fighting twogami, teruteru ambushed him. shuichi wa shook. oh no…. were not gonna make it….. we-

shuichi felt something hit his side. “OW WTF- ohshit” shuichi said before realizing who it was.

“hajim…….”

“we meet again shushi….” hajime said. he looke taller and scaier then before, which was weird because he was just a fox (i mean shuich is a beagle so he’d be taller goleeimstupid). his ears were spikey, he had blood on his ahoge, and he was angy . 

shuchi huf ed. “this batle cant continue hamije. its pointless. just accept the fact that i won and just end this”

“NO” hajime screech. “YOU STOLE MY RESPECT AND NOW IM GONNA TAKE IT BACK…. AND IM STEAING YOUR LAND TOO”

“THATS DUMB YOU ASKED FOR THAT DUEL AND I WON. YOURE JUST SALTY ”

hajie GASPED. “SHT UP” he yelled before ramming into shuichi 😳 . shuichi brace himsef and felt hajime hit him in the head. he hit him a few time until shuichi dogdge and counter. shucihi locked around. veryone was watching. 

hhh damnit… he turned back to before hajime could hit him again. their ahoges hit each other right and left and left and right and right and le until hajime finally threw shuichi into the ground. succi jjump but missed and hajime THrew him into thr ground agan. HARD.

“oh shit-” everyone said

FUCK . shuichi caught hajim paws before he got smashed to death and twisted it . 

“aaaAAAAAAA” hajime screeched. then shuichi kicked him in the face and hajime feel back.

“this is gonna take forever” shuichi said as he ot up. (and that’d be a lot to write and its boring so im not gonna explain much hhhh) he ran to hajime and leaped, using his TEETH to dig into his nec 😳😳😳😳😳 . and yes, HUMAN TEETH to DIG into his NECK. hajime kicked him and bashed him in the nose with his ahoge, and shuich went FLying. hajime run to shuichi and almost stomped him but he dodged and hopped up, soon it was just,,,, clash, shing, bang, boom, shwang, ting, clang with their ahoges. it was like an epic anime sword fight (like some shit i saw on dororo a while ago). everyone watched in horror, happy, humiliation, and dumb. 

a few more sword sound effects and shuichi was on the ground, with hajime holding him down :eyes:. hajime snickers. “i knew id win this battle…. ATTACK THE REST OF THE NDRV3 KIDS”. and after that everyone started fighting again.

“NO” shucihi jumped up and bitchslapped hajime in the teeth. “you leave my trib ALONE”

“no” hajime said, then he jumped at him again. shuich dodge as much as he could. 

SHIT……. thi sint good. everyone is weaker now and is be hard to fight someone taller than me…… WHAT AM I GONN DO???????

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