Before the War Part 1 (January 2020)
shuichi was outside of his hut looking at everyone in his tribe. he smile. everything was so peacful. himiko angie and tenko were all laughing togetehr. tenko was finaly all nice and healed after the monokuma attack that happened like threee days ago. korekiyo tsumugi and kirumi were looking at korekiyos cool looking snail. kokichi was bullying kiibo and kiibo threataned him with lawsuits (are there even laywers wtf). and then there was kaito, walking with maki. he was carrying a hug stack of wood, and his humerus and femir mucles rippled in the sunlight. what a beautiful guy… he so stronk… shuichi thought. and so gorgeous with that beard….
then there was a rustling from the entrance of the camp. shuichi tensd. another atack?????? no wait it was just kaede and miu. they were both soaking wet (wtf). “oh hey guys” shuichi said walking up to tem. “how whas teh lake”
“wet af” miu said. she shook her nasty seaweed filled, wet dog smelling hair and it hit kaede bt she didnt care apparently. “but it was fun though”
“yeah” kaed nodded. she was kinda looking at miu in a weird way but shuichi didnt realy care.
“well im glad you two had fun :). you should go dry off now”
“mhm” kaede said before walkin off with miu
shuichi warched them walk away. the he looked ariund the camp and then looked at the sky like a dramatic anime character. he did a hig smiled. fianlly he thought. everythinb is back to normal… were un peace once again. he breath in the air
then there was another restling in the bsuhes, but this time it swas loauder. shuici looked at the entrence and saw rnataro running through. gonta also run though the entrance and broke some of it off. “rataro gonta what happened”
“WE”rantaro said, alsmost dykng from running “gonta and i wee out adventuring and lookinb for bugs and stuff right, and we found a letter fromnthe sdr2 tribe”
shuichi looked at rantsro shocked. “show me” gonta handed over the leter with his non exostence hands. he zoomed over to his hut with kaede folowing him from behind 👀. everyone in the trib panicedb and crowed around the hut.
“WAIT SHUICHI WHATS GOING O-” kaede slammed the door as kaito was yelling in the hut
kaede walked up to shuichi shook. “shuichi… whats going on????” she saw shuichi just staring atthe letter
the letter said:
dear shuichi from the ndrv3 tribe
shuichi youre a bitch ass motherfucker, you pissed on my reputation. thats right you took your dumb ahoge out and pissed on my FUCKING reputation and everyone said it was “this big” and i said thats disgusting so im making call out posts to every tribe, shuichi youve got a small ahoge and ive set up a battle at the valley. you got two days to prepare and all of you better come to fight us or i fucking set your camp on fire
from hajime (who fucking rules the universe)
ps. you have a small dick and kaede doesnt actaully love you hahaha you dont have a gamer girlfriend your girlfriend is fucking mozart 2.0
shuichi was shuddering. a batle… but why???? i thought we could have piece… bu there could be no peace… not when hajime hinata is angery and wants to commit arson.shuichi started tearig.
“shuichi….. are we…. going war??” kaede aske, cuddking shuichi on his side
“i” shuichi started. he dont know what to do. was everyone gonna die or was everyone gonna die??? his humeruses and femurs started quaking.
“shushi”
“we need to fight or we all like… burn to death”
“SHUICHI WE CANTFIGHT” kaede screeched. “ill loose miu- i mean ill loose you…. i no wanna lose you, i ily…”
shuichi sighed. “we cant lose aour home… and we cant let hajime push us around like this. hes being a big baby over something that happened like two weeks ago…”
kaede checked the letterr. “he is givibg us too days… is that enough to train??????”
shucihi nodded. “lets tell everyone the news”