fyodor turns into a tiktokian
Ango suckmycoochie: help me.
Ango suckmycoochie: odasaku is holding onto me with a death grip.
Rat: skill issues tbh
Dk how he's alive but he's here: awwww my ship is sailing @workaholic
Workaholic: what now dazai?
Dk how he's alive but he's here: look at my ship. Odango canon🩷🩷
Ango suckmycoochie: help me.
Workaholic: you interrupt me while I'm playing genshin just for that?
Dk how he's alive but he's here: yes.
Alcoholic: can yall shut the fuck up im trying to sleep.
Dk how he's alive but he's here: this is why you're single at age 22.
Alcoholic: I'm not single😒 I'm aromantic so if I felt romantic attraction I would've stolen ur man a long longgg time ago.
Dk how he's alive but he's here: not the run on sentence
Alcoholic: I'm gonna beat your ass.
Dk how he's alive but he's here: oh shit. I'm done for. Helhdjfkfkgcpcktrj
Workaholic: I really could not care less about this.
Workaholic has gone offline
Too smart for us: yall I think I'm out of snacks :(
Emo gay American dude rahhh🦅: dw ranpo-kun I'll buy you some more :)
Ignore him, no one likes him: I bet yall he's gonna ask for some powdered donuts
Angry doctor😡😡: ...
Ango suckmycoochie: ...
Beast beneath the sheets: ...
Innocent child #1: ...
Alcoholic: ...
Workaholic: ...
Emo gay American dude rahhh🦅: ...
Richer than Elon musk: ...
Gender issues: ...
Can't breathe properly: ...
Coochie lover: ...
Gets stabbed too much: ...
Innocent child #2: ...
Her cat can stop war: ...
Innocent child #3: ...
Cute but evil: ...
Plays with dolls: ...
Lemon bomb man: ...
Sweet home alabama: ...
Dk how he's alive but he's here: ...
Fukuzawa's bf: ...
Too smart for us: ...
Hacker: ...
Live laugh love futon: ...
Revived AND ango's boyfriend: ...
Mori's bf: ...
Demon child: ...
Rat: ...
Ugliest clown in existence: ...
Ligma balls: ...
Chuuya's twin: ...
Louisa may allcottagecore lesbian: ...
Lesbian: ...
Mark twit: ...
John broke his steinBACK: ...
Kinky: ...
Beast beneath the sheets: did we all read that fanfic or was it just me.
gender issues: i think we all did
rat: lmao
ugliest clown in existence: fedya wtf is wrong with u
dk how he's still alive but he's here: nothing
rat: ditto dazai-kun
ligma balls: HOLY SHIT HE'S TURNING INTO A TIKTOKIAN
ugliest clown in existence: ya'll should we have dinner at the sky casino???
dk how he's alive but he's here: yasss
rat: ditto
chuuya's twin: WHO TAUGHT HIM TIKTOK TERMS????
dk how he's alive but he's here: .......
ligma balls: DAZAI NO
dk how he's alive but he's here: anyways, what time we having dinner at the casino?
ligma balls: i never agreed to that
workaholic: dazai do your paperwork.
dk how he's alive but he's here: we're doing cult arrangements so i am doing work kunikida-kunnn
ligma balls: please dont do cult stuff in the casino again. Last time I found a bunch of agressive rats.
rat: we were training them UwU
dk how he's alive but he's here: I did not teach him that one.
ugliest clown in existence: then who did
workaholic: this gc is pure chaos and hell combined.
dk how he's alive but he's here: wait a sec.
dk how he's alive but he's here has changed the subject to 'kunikida's ninth circle of hell'
workaholic: that's it. get back here dazai and do your work.
dk how he's alive but he's here: jokes on you, im floating down the river again teehee
workaholic: DAZAI NO
demon child: can both of yall shut the actual fuck up. Like kunikida you so ugly idk how you even managed to pull DAZAI the little backstabbing piece of shit.
rat: DAMN LMAO
demon child: Don't make me get started on you and the decay of idiots. First of all, nikolai is so fucking obbsessed with you it's fucking painful to even look at for a second. second of all, sigma shouldnt even have a phone because hes a fucking three year old. third of all, fyodor you look like a fucking rat that's dying of every fucking disease in the fucking world.
ligma balls: did we just get insulted by like a ten year old.
demon child: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU THREE YEAR OLD. ATLEAST IM NOT A FUCKING TODDLER
ugliest clown in existence: goddamn
fukuzawa's bf: elise calm down
ugliest clown in existence: she dont need to calm down she needa be put on a leash
demon child: you wanna go you little piece of shit.
rat: nikolai i wouldnt do that if i were you
workaholic: all of you stop im trying to go fishing for a dazai in the local river.
too smart for us: LMAOOAOSOAO