Chapter 3
can't breathe properly: atsushi what was that on your arm?
Traumatized furry: uhhhh
can't breathe properly: Tell me, why is 'aku is my daddy' written on your arm
Traumatized furry: well it's totally not a tatoo
alcoholic: WHAT THE FUCK
Traumatized furry: Hello nakahara-san!!!
alcoholic: WHY IS THERE A TATTOO OF AKU IS MY DADDY ON YOUR ARM? AND HOW DOES AKUTAGAWA KNOW?
can't breathe properly: We were on facetime and I saw it
plays with dolls: awoop jumpscare
live laugh love tatami mat: awoop jumpscare
plays with dolls: who tf are you?
live laugh love tatami mat: my name is katai
rat: the rat is here
dk how he's still alive but he's here: I have been summoned
alcoholic: I'm out. peace
revived AND ango's boyfriend: @ango suckmycoochie
ango suckmycoochie: Hello sakunosuke
revived AND ango's boyfriend: did you get sleep?
ango suckmycoochie: uhhhhhh
revived AND ango's boyfriend: im coming over.
Fukuzawa's bf: not the period at the end of the sentence☠️
Mori's bf: not you using the skull emoji
Fukuzawa's bf: wow yukichi, fuck you🙄🖕🏼
Mori's bf: love you too ig🫶🏻
too smart for us: WHAT????
too smart for us: DAD???
Fukuzawa's bf: @mori's bf, WE HAVE A CHILD?????
Mori's bf: yes, but he's adopted.
Richer than Elon musk: who are yall
Louisa may allcottagecore lesbian: Hello mr fitzgerald!!
Richer than Elon musk: Hello Louisa.
Innocent child #3: I will crash a drone into your hq again😈
Sweet home alabama: Hello everyone!!
Her cat can stop war: Hello naomi-chan!!!
Sweet home alabama: Hello haruno!!
Louisa may allcottagecore lesbian: am I the only straight one here?
Plays with dolls: look at ur name loui.
Louisa may allcottagecore lesbian: oh, but atleast it's not a lie.
Richer than Elon musk: gay.
Emo gay American dude rahhh🦅: who summoned me?
Too smart for us: hey poee can you come over???
Dk how he's alive but he's here: I think I should change atsushis name to a more fitting one
Traumatized furry: please don't
Dk how he's alive but he's here has renamed 'traumatized furry' to 'beast beneath the sheets'
Beast beneath the sheets: NO DAZAI-SAN PLEASE THE OLD ONE WAS WAY BETTER THAN THIS
can't breathe properly: atleast it's not lying
Angry doctor😡😡: ayo???
Innocent child #1: gay.
workaholic: aya what did we say about calling dad's co workers gay???
innocent child #1: oh, I'm sorry dad's co workers!!
Dk how he's alive but he's here: WE HAVE ANOTHER KID???
beast beneath the sheets: I HAVE A SISTER???
workaholic: yes and yes.
workaholic: why do you think aya is always at my house when you two come over?
cute but evil: I'm glad chuuya's my dad.
dk how he's alive but he's here: CHUUYA'S YOUR DAD???
alcoholic: Yup. now shut up shhitty mackarel
gets stabbed too much: ah yes, "shhitty" my favourite swear word.
ignore him, no one likes him: I wouldn't do that if i were you.
gets stabbed tooo much: someone just rung my doorbell.
ligma balls: yeah ur on your own buddy. good luck ig. youll need it.
gets stabbed too much: what's that supposed to mean??
gets stabbed too much & alcoholic have gone offline.
demon child: I kind of feel bad for him.
hacker: same tho.
emo gay american dude rahhh🦅: eh kind of deserved for saying that to chuuya
Too smart for us: I agree with poe.
Revived AND angos boyfriend: ango open the door
Ango suckmycoochie: wait a second im drinking my coffee
Revived AND ango's boyfriend: that's it I'm coming in through the window.
Revived AND ango's boyfriend has gone offline
Dk how he's alive but he's here: goddamn
Ango suckmycoochie: help me I don't wanna die yet
Ugliest clown in existence:he'll probably just fuck you senseless🤷♂️
Ango suckmycoochie: WHAT
Ango suckmycoochie: oh shit he's inside my house.
Ango suckmycoochie has gone offline