Birthday planning
Everyone but Stan
Sat. October 18 11:01
THE_RIZZLER: y is there a gc without Stan?
Kyle_Broflovski#1: Because, Clyde, Stan’s birthday is literally in an hour.
CARTMANNBRAH: his birthday is tomorrow?
McWh0remick <3: i thoguth he was born in december
McWh0remick <3: ***thought
Kyle_Broflovski#1: you’ve been friends with him for how long and you thought he was born in December?
McWh0remick <3: he was just givin capricorn ya kno?
THE_RIZZLER: i thought he was born in december too.
Kyle_Broflovski#1: No, I don't fucking know, Kenny.
Ur._.mom: i thought he was born in july.
Kyle_Broflovski#1: What?
Kyle_Broflovski#1: Nevermind.
Ur._.mom: he gave me cancer energy.
Kyle_Broflovski#1: Anyways, I was planning a surprise birthday party for Stan, I need help with planning it.
Joker.era: wait wheres butters 🤔
Tolkien: yall are blowing up my phone, its almost midnight stop.
Ur._.mom: turn ur notifs off idiot
THE_RIZZLER: ya the world doesnt revolve around u
Kyle_Broflovski#1: Jimmy, Butters can't keep a secret for the life of him. He’ll tell Stan as soon as he finds out.
Kyle_Broflovski#1: that reminds me, the keyword here is SURPRISE. If Stan finds out at all, I will slit one of your throats.
McWh0remick <3: kinky
User19506481987: Whaght
User19506481987: DONY SKIT MY THROAST!?!
Kyle_Broflovski#1: I would never do that to you Tweek, I was joking.
THE_RIZZLER: wait that’s tweek
THE_RIZZLER: i thought it was some rando
Tolkien: why would there be some random person in our GC??
THE_RIZZLER: idk
Space_Man_Craig: Me and Tweek already got Stan a gift
Kyle_Broflovski#1: Wait, Actually?
McWh0remick <3: no way 😨
McWh0remick <3: craig tucker actually got stan something 😰 😰
THE_RIZZLER: THE WORL D IS EDNING
Space_Man_Craig: 🖕
Kyle_Broflovski#1: enough, besides Clyde, Kenny, and Bebe, did anyone else get Stan something?
Wendy.Testaburger: I did :)
CARTMANNBRAH: ya
Joker.era: didnt expect that.
Kyle_Broflovski#1: Cartman, you know it cant be anything alcoholic.
CARTMANNBRAH: i no longer have a gift for stan.
Kyle_Broflovski#1: Great.
Kyle_Broflovski#1: Anyone else?
Tolkien: not yet but i can get him some
Tolkien: what does he like the most?
Kyle_Broflovski#1: Sparky, Terrance & Phillip, Anime, the Broncos, and Heavy Metal bands.
Kyle_Broflovski#1: that's most of it.
CARTMANNBRAH: he still likes T&P 🤣?
THE_RIZZLER: you dont?
Kyle_Broflovski#1: You still play with dolls but you don't see him say anything.
McWh0remick <3: LMAOO
CARTMANNBRAH: you leave polly prissy pants and clyde frog out of this
Ur._.mom: polly prissy pants😭😭???
Kyle_Broflovski#1: also, come to my house at 12 so we can set up. I want this to be a really big surprise.
McWh0remick <3: i got a big surprise in my pants 😉
Kyle_Broflovski#1: ew
THE_RIZZLER: can i see 🥺🥺
McWh0remick <3: ofc sharty 🥺
Space_Man_Craig: kill yourselves.
THE_RIZZLER: tweek are you really gonna let craig talk to me like that
User19506481987: yes
McWh0remick <3: LMFAOO
Kyle_Broflovski#1: I’m going to sleep.