Dazai Slander 101 || BSD Chatfic

文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
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Dazai Slander 101 || BSD Chatfic
Characters
Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Gin/Higuchi Ichiyou, Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oda Sakunosuke/Sakaguchi Ango (Bungou Stray Dogs), Izumi Kyouka/Miyazawa Kenji (Bungou Stray Dogs), Howard Phillips Lovecraft/John Steinbeck (Bungou Stray Dogs), Louisa May Alcott/Lucy Maud Montgomery (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nathaniel Hawthorne/Margaret Mitchell (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Lucy Maud Montgomery (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yumeno Kyuusaku | Q (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Tags
Trans Male Character Chatting & Messaging Trans Female Character chatfic Genderfluid Character Nonbinary Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs) Genderfluid Akutagawa Gin Past Lucy Maud Montgomery/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Trans Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs) Trans Lucy Maud Montgomery (Bungou Stray Dogs) Trans Mark Twain (Bungou Stray Dogs) Higuchi is a lesbian in denial Minor Akutagawa Gin/Tachihara Michizou Minor Nikolai Gogol/Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs) Oda and Ango are Dazai's Adopted Parents Minor Chuuya being Akutagawa's big brother more characters will be added im too lazy to type all the tags so i will add more later
Summary
Silly little traumatized homosexuals with a groupchat.This isn't a modern au or anything its like their average lives ig, but we will pretend like some chapters didn't happen 😘Oda also comes back from the dead for no reason whatsoever
Note
Usernames:GC: Dazai Slander 101#1Ginger - ChuuyaCasinoToddler - SigmaCollecterKinnie - Q/YumenoGoofyAhh - RanpoNormie - Kunikida GC: ADAGramps - FuzukawaTheFavorite - RanpoKillingButterflies - Yosano (i like to think i am funny :()Wereballs - AtsushiAlgebros - KunikidaBunnyLover - KyoukaOl'McDonald - KenjiInternalizedHomophobia - Dazai GC: Decay of AngelsSigmaballs - SigmaClassClown - NikolaiStinky - FukuchiTwilight - BramRatGod - Fyodor

The Beginning of World Domination Pt. 1

GC: Dazai Slander 101

(Chuuya, Ranpo, Kunikida, Q/Yumeno, Sigma)

GoofyAhh: hey fellow Dazai Slanders

GoofyAhh: I have decided I want Chaos and World Domination

GoofyAhh: because I am bored

CasinoToddler: why is this my name-

#1Ginger: are you not like 3 years old?

CasinoToddler: i am at least 3 but I am sure I am older than that

CollecterKinnie: 'Replying to @GoofyAhh: I have decided I want Chaos and World Domination.' OOOH I AM LISTENING

Sigma: i still don't know who the collecter is

#1Ginger: basically a character Q likes from a show called The Owl House?

#1Ginger: I saw it a few times when I was forced to watch him, it isn't that bad

GoofyAhh: Stop changing the topic :/

GoofyAhh: SOOOO I had this great idea

GoofyAhh: that we should make one big group chat where we add everyone we know

CollecterKinnie: THAT SOUNDS FUN :)))

#1Ginger: it sounds annoying

GoofyAhh: we can all group up and slander Dazai together

#1Ginger: it sounds like a great idea

#1Ginger: Good thinking

GoofyAhh: ikik

CasinoToddler: :/

Normie: I don't think this is that great of an idea

GoofyAhh: Who?

Normie: What?

GoofyAhh: Asked.

Normie: ...

CasinoToddler: should i also add Fukuchi?

Normie: Hell no.

GoofyAhh: wellll

GoofyAhh: sure why not we can bully him along with Dazai

GoofyAhh: @#1Ginger make sure to add mori

#1Ginger: alright

 

GC: ADA

Wereballs: I am just saying I do not want to be paired with akutagawa ever again

InternalizedHomophobia: Too Bad

TheFavorite: HEYYY

Gramps: what is it this time Ranpo?

TheFavorite: Can I make another gc or us and some of my friends and their friends?? :)

InternalizedHomophobia: that sounds fun i'm in

TheFavorite: ofc you are

Wereballs: ig i will, I mean you are only friends with Poe and that Mushi guy right?

Wereballs: and us too ofc

TheFavorite: yeah yeah whatever here is the link: *insert link*

KillingButterflies: i know i will regret this but i will join

 

GC: Decay of Angels

ClassClown: we should kiss

RatGod: no❤️

ClassClown: damn

Sigmaballs: uh hi-

ClassClown: omg bbg we should kiss

Sigmaballs: no thanks

Sigmaballs: why tf do you want to kiss

ClassClown: Funsies

Sigmaballs: and don't ever call me bbg again.

ClassClown: :(

RatGod: you never talked in here is there something you need Sigma

Sigmaballs: well basically ig I have other "friends"

ClassClown: YOU BETRAYED ME

Sigmaballs: calm yourself.

Sigmaballs: and basically they want to make a gc with are other friends

Sigmaballs: *insert link*

Sigmaballs: here it is if you want to join

Stinky: who is all in it?

RatGod: idk maybe join dumbass

Twilight: oop-

RatGod: keep that in 2019.