I am not whipped

Wednesday: No.

Enid: Please.

Wednesday: No.

Enid: But he would look so cute.

Wednesday: No.

Enid: Why not?

Wednesday: We are not putting my dog in a Christmas sweater.

Enid: I thought that he was our dog.

Wednesday: Not when you want to put him in something stupid he isn't.

Enid: Come on. Just long enough for me to take pictures.

Wednesday: No.

Enid: (Pouts)

Wednesday: No.

Enid: (Pouts)

Wednesday: Fine.

Enid: Yay let me go get it and my phone real quick.

Mac: Bark.

Wednesday: I'm sorry but I couldn't say no.

Mac: Bark.

Wednesday: I am not whipped.

Enid: Wednesday. I got one for each of us too.

Wednesday: I am not wearing that.

Enid: Please.

Wednesday: Fine, but no one must ever know.

Mac: Bark.

Wednesday: Oh hush.