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Summary
"Hey, Cap, it's Tony. Stark. Iron Man. Uh, yeah- I was looking over the designs for your part in the Avengers Tower, and I am pretty sure Fury will castrate me if I put in some stripper poles, so I was wondering if you could swing by and see if everything is, uh. Dandy. Did people say 'dandy' in the 40s? I have no idea. Ah, anyway, drop by anytime. Yep. Bye."
Note
also spoilers for 'Buffy,' 'Firefly' and 'Serenity' at some point during the fic- someone pointed it out to me, ARGH I'm sorry :/