The goat man
This is Sara 🙍♀️. She’s sad 😔.
her pet worm 🪱
she gets a bf 😍 Jacob 🙆♂️
he has a pet duck 🦆
the duck 🦆 eats saras pet worm 🪱
sara is extremely sad and enters a state of depression 🧌 for 2 years. Sara and Jacob break up 💔 and block each other on every social media. One day, she’s taking a shower 🧖♀️.
Then, a unicorn 🦄 shows up. The unicorn makes horse noises 🐴 then runs away, leaving a trail of rainbows 🌈 and clouds ☁️.
Meanwhile, Jacob is grocery shopping 🛒. He accidentally rams a goat 🐐 that was in the milk 🍼 isle. The goat 🐐 slowly transforms into a hot goat man 🔥🐐🕺. He has silky long white hair 👰♂️ and beautiful lucious long lashes. His eyes were brown 👀.
In shock 😱, Jacob thinks that he’s hallucinating and falls to the ground. He says “WHO ARE YOU😏” (stuttering with immense fear). The goat man 🐐🕺 runs 🏃 towards Jacob. He then slams Jacob on the wall 😍, and the milk 🍼 on the aisle falls and drips on jacobs face. The goat 🐐 was actually trying to get the milk that was behind Jacob. The hot goat man 🔥 🐐🕺 licks Jacobs cheeks 🤭😈😈.
Jacob, in disbelief starts stuttering and blushing 😳. His ears were steaming red. Then, he passes out 😵💫. As he was passing out, he fell on top of goat man 🐐🕺and (accidentally) touched his rock hard abs 😱😱😱😈.
The next day ☀️, Jacob wakes up on his bed 🛌. He yawns 🥱 and turns around slowly. OMG 😱‼️‼️‼️‼️ thé handsome exquisite goat man 🫶🐐🕺 was sleeping 😴 next to him. They were so close that while Jacob was turning around, he almost kissed 👨❤️💋👨🔞 the goat man. The young man didn’t know what to do, and rubbed his eyes once . Then twice. Then a third time. He realized that, in fact, there was a handsome 👨⚖️ man with silky white long Luscious delicious scrumptious hair 👰♂️ next to him.
He remembers that the man 🕺 was the goat 🐐 in the milk 🍼 aisle. He looks closer and sees how handsome the goat man is. He gets drawn to his tender soft fur and lips 💋 and before he knows it HE'S MAKING OUT WITH HIM 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️. The goat 🐐🕺 man wakes up and is creeped out by Jacob making out with him. He says dramatically “I’m sorry… I-I already have a boyfriend 👉👈. He’s a beautiful and handsome young boar man 👶🐗🕺.” Jacob was shocked 😱. He went home and became depressed. He regretted letting his pet duck 🦆 eat Sara’s pet worm 🪱 and breaking up 💔 with her.
The next day he goes to the store 🏪 because he never ended up buying what he needed when he went last time. He goes past the milk 🍼 aisle and remembers the goat man 🐐🕺 and how he was betrayed. Then he sees 👀 him. It was the goat man 🐐🕺 and… HIS BOYFRIEND 👨⚖️👨❤️💋👨😘💋??! The goat man 🐐🕺 was right, his boyfriend 👨⚖️👨❤️💋👨 really was a handsome 👨⚖️ and young 👶 boar man 🐗🕺…