Epilogue
It was a slow day for the Kingdom of Snows, so its ruler was currently whittling her time away on her tracker pad. All of a sudden she received a call, "Frosta, hi!" said Adora, "I've been thinking about what you asked us, and I'm sorry we didn't have any advice for you. I've been working on some ideas, and I think we're ready to help you!" She then motioned the camera on her end to a large diagram of different scenarios, and Catra helpfully added, "It's mostly about what not to do."
"That's… great, but it's not necessary, I-" she then got another call, this time from Glimmer and Bow. Sighing, Frosta figured this was about the same thing, so she added them to her current conversation with Catra and Adora. A tired looking Glimmer said, "Frosta, Bow and I just finished a long, LONG talk, and we're ready to answer any questions you have now." Before she could answer her, Frosta received ANOTHER call from Netossa and Spinnerella. Frosta could already see where this was going, so she decided to get it over with and steer into the skid.
Spinnerella started "I'm sorry we got into that argument when you needed us. We're here for you now," and Netossa added, "Also, it turns out we BOTH misremembered how we first met. We got into an argument about who was ahead of who in line for the bathroom." While 3/4ths of the couples who heard that had nothing to add, Bow cheerfully replied, "Hey, that's how my dads met!" Frosta was about to tell them all to back off, but she received yet another call from Perfuma and Scorpia.
This time Frosta was the one who started, "Hey guys, I'm really sorry about what happened in Plumeria. How bad was it?" Scorpia assured her it was nothing, "Oh, it's alright! Everything died down once we took care of the fires." Frosta responded with "Fires?!" but Perfuma just said, "Don't worry about it. We want to continue our conversation from before the… unpleasantness started."
Just when she thought this couldn't get any more ridiculous, Frosta received another call, this time from Mermista. "Seriously, SERIOUSLY! I just found out you asked for dating advice from everyone but me! What the scallop!? Now I'm not gonna warn you about what Sea Hawk has planned!" Before she could even THINK about asking her what she meant by that, Frosta received another call.
"Hi Frosta!" said Entrapta, "I just wanted to see how that advice Hordak and I gave you went. Definitely because I want to know if it helped you, and not at all because I want to record the results for research purposes," ending her sentence by clicking a pen with a smile on her face. By this point, everyone had started arguing about whose advice would be the most beneficial, and Frosta was getting sick of it.
"Would all of you cut it out with your stupid advice! It turns out I didn't even need it!" Frosta yelled at them, causing them to pause for a moment before asking her to clarify. Blushing, she started with, "Well, we were hanging out, and I was about to ask her out, I even had a plan, but then-" the princesses looked like they were about to explode before Frosta happily announced, "SHE asked ME out! There's this new restaurant opening up in Scorpia's kingdom, and she asked me to go with her! I couldn't believe it!" Ignoring the commotion on the other ends of her call, Frosta continued "I was a little bummed I didn't get to ask her out first… for about a second! Anyway, she's treating me to dinner and then I'm treating her to a concert, since I already bought the tickets. Thank you all for your 'advice' though, now if you excuse me, I think I'm gonna call my new girlfriend. Bye!" and then hung up on them, to a lot of protests. After everything they put her through, that felt GOOD.
Frosta was just about to call Spidra, when a thought occurred to her, eventually her girlfriend is gonna want to meet her friends, she's going to have to plan or something for when that happens. Suddenly, one of her advisors came to her, with a letter in their hands, and said, "Your highness! A flaming vessel has just been reported approaching our shores! According to reports there's only one passenger, and when we tried to contact him all he did was... sing a love ballad between you and someone named Spidra?" With this new information, and the fact that the unread messages on her tracker pad had begun to grow at an alarming rate, Frosta had decided to change her previous thoughts on her girlfriend meeting her friends, to IF that happens.