The start of a mess
Dazai created the group chat WE ARE THE PROTECTORS UWU
Dazai added Kunikida,Yosano,Ranpo,Atsushi,Tanizaki,Keji,Kyouka,and Fukuzawa to WE ARE THE PROTECTORS UWU at 10:30 pm
Kunikida: Dazai what is this?
Dazai: Shush i still have to add more people
Dazai added Chuuya,Kouyou,Akutagawa,Gin,Higuchi,Hirotsu,Tachihara,Kajii, and Mori to WE ARE THE PROTECTORS UWU at 10:35
Chuuya: Wtf is this bullshit mackerel
Akutagawa: i'm not going to be in a group chat with the Jinko
Akutagawa left WE ARE THE PROTECTORS UWU
Atsushi: WTF?!?! I breathed whatever good riddance then lol
Kyouka: Dont be disheartened
Dazai added Akutagawa to WE ARE THE PROTECTORS UWU
Atsushi: IM NOT SAD WTF
Akutagawa: A tragedy
Gin: DAZAI-SAN!!!!!!
Dazai: yes Gin my chaos partner
Gin: names!!!
Dazai: OMG YES!!!
Dazai gave GIN admen
Dazai changed 9 usernames
Gin changed 8 usernames
Oldest child:Dazai….
Middle child: it fit us tho
Youngest child: yes it does
Office cat: IM NOT A CAT WHAT?!?!?!?
Cute but deadly: nice
Cute but deadly: also atsushi yes you are
Murderous coat rack: GIN?!?!?!
Silent and deadly: :)
Band-aid: gin come one really dude
Silent and deadly: :)
Guns>>>>> Knives: i like mine
Silent and deadly: figured it suits you
Elegant and deadly: mine also seems appropriate thank you gin
Silent and deadly: ofc kouyou-san
Tiny god: damn it dazai
Youngest child: :)
Gramps: i dont know what i expected
Silent and deadly: me neither
Mother: president is this really a good idea
Mother:
Mother: DAZAI!!!!!!!!!
Youngest child: what you act like our mother
Middle child: you kinda do
Snow: their not wrong
Oldest child: you do
Cows!!!: yeah
Mother: i-
Mother: whatever president
Adafather: we do have a truce with the port mafia and as long as it doesnt interfere with the truce i have no problems with this
Pmfather: i agree with fukuzawa-dono
Mother: i give up
Guns>>>>>Knives: wait im extremely confused on whos who can we do an introduction
Silent and deadly: great idea lets do it names/sexuality/pronoun/which company you work for
Silent and deadly: Gin Akutagawa bisexual and genderfluid and polyamorous they/them for this week they change every week and black lizard commander port mafia
Murderous coat rack: Ryuunosuke Akutagawa gay he/them port mafia
Guns>>>>>Knives: Higuchi Ichiyo lesbian she/her port mafia
Band-aid: Tachihara Michizo bisexual Trans he/him black lizard commander port mafia
Tiny god: Chuuya Nakahara gay they/it port mafia executive
LEMONS!!!!: Kajii Motojiro Aro he/him port mafia
Gramps: Hirotsu Ryurpo straight he/him black lizard leader port mafia
Pmfather: Mori Ogai gay he/him port mafia boss
Adafather: Fukuzawa Yukichi gay he/they Ada president
Oldest child: Edogawa Ranpo gay he/they Worlds greatest detective!!!
Middle child: Yosano Akiko lesbian she/her the Ada doctor
Youngest child: Dazai Osamu Bisexual Non-binary they/them Ada
Cute but deadly: Kyouka Izumi pansexual (thank you dazai-San for helping me figuring that out) I’m still figuring out my pronouns so she/her for now and Ada
Youngest child: it’s not a problem Kyouka :) on to the next Ada member
Cows!!!: Kenji Miyazawa it/its Ada!!! :D
Mother: Kunikida Doopo gay he/him Ada
Snow: Tanizaki Junichiro Bisexual Trans he/him Ada
Office cat: Atsushi Nakajima Bisexual he/him Ada
Murderous coat rack: shut up jinko
Office cat: no thanks <3
Guns>>>>> Knives: if u don’t mind me asking why do Ranpo-San Yosano-San and dazai-San have matching names
Silent and deadly: yeah that’s a great question
Middle child: we don’t mind
Middle child: it’s because we see each other as-
Youngest child: AS SIBLINGS!!! :)
Middle child: :)
Youngest child: I’m sorry
Cute but deadly: I’m hungry
Youngest child: there’s left over tofu from yesterday in the fridge
Cute but deadly: thanks :)
Youngest child: :)
Tiny god: that’s strange
Youngest child: don’t know what u mean chibi
Tiny god: asshole
Wednesday 8:30 pm
Oldest child: This just in Kunikida Doppo finds out the Armed Detective Agency biggest not so secret secret
Mother: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME
Youngest child: we work for a detective agency why didn’t u figure it out it’s not like we were keeping it a secret
Middle child: they got u there
Oldest child: everyone but u knew
Silent but deadly: WE DONT
Oldest child: *everyone in the Ada
Mother: president you allowed this it’s dazai we’re talking about
Adafather: yes I did before they signed the papers I supervised him with the two for a week he took perfect care of them
Middle child: and still does
Oldest child: we should we are their aunt and uncle
Guns>>>>>Knives: wait back up what are we talking about
Silent and deadly: yeah we need background
Snow: so about 6 or 5 months ago
Youngest child: 6 months ago*
Snow: AS I WAS SAYING about 6 months ago dazai decided to adopt Atsushi and Kyouka
Tiny god: and you allowed them???? Dazai is shit with kids last time he had a kid in his care he fucked them up
course
Youngest child: of course all you see are my past mistakes and not how I’m trying to be better or make up for my past mistakes
Tiny god: Trying to change my ass dazai you can’t change you will never change you will always be cold dark and heartless
Tiny god: YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE HEARTLESS DEMON PRODIGY
Tiny god: your just like mori always have been always will be if it were up to me I would have make sure those kids were with someone else and not you
Elegant but deadly: CHUUYA ENOUGH
Youngest child: …
Tiny god: wait shit- fuck dazai-
Youngest child is offline
Middle child: for your information dazai takes great care of Atsushi and Kyouka
Oldest child: yeah does ever since they adopted them they has put them first he moved out of the dorms to get a bigger apartment for them dazai has always put them first
Office cat and cute but deadly are online
Office cat: guys dazai just walked out he didn’t say anything and just left
Office cat: I would go look for him but Kyouka scared and she’s also panicking
Middle child: fuck
Oldest child: fuck this all your fault chuuya
Tiny god: I know…
Tiny god: I know where he is I can tell one of u guys…
Middle child: no you are going to go find him and talk to him or so help me god
Tiny god: ok
Tiny god is now offline
Crepes and crab private chat
Wednesday 9:10 pm
Crepes: dazai
Crepes: dazai please
Crepes: dazai please come back home
Crepes: I’m scared please
Crepes: Atsushi is worried sick
Crepes: dazai….
Crepes: please don’t leave us
WE ARE THE PROTECTORS UWU
Wednesday 9:30 pm
Tiny god is online
Tiny god: found him