
bullseye
"Okay, we’ll split into teams, Clint, tasha your with me.Steve you and darcy go with tony."Bucky smirked, winking at the intern who glared at him.
"Why do you get all the spys?"Tony pouted and bucky shrugged.
"Go!"He shouted and Tony quickly swooped to darcy, flying her into the safety of his lab.
"Okay, you stay here, me and the cap will go and shoot them copy that?"tony instructed and Darcy glared.
"I can help!"She snapped and he sighed.
"I know, But we have a score to settle, so.just lay low for a bit k?"He winked before flying out of the lab.
"Jarvis."She called.
"Yes miss lewis?"Jarvis replied immediately.
"can you do me a favour."She begged.
"Depending on your request."Jarvis replied hesitantly.
"Can you shut down all the lights please, just till I get into my office…please."She smiled brightly.
"Of course miss lewis." the computing system agreed and she smirked.
"oh, Please send me a map of stark tower with the tracking of Natasha, Clint and James."She asked sweetly.
"As you wish Miss Lewis."Jarvis almost cooed.
She smirked shedding her oversized purple jersey, now only in black leggings, and a dark blue tank top.
She took her shoes off and snuck out of the lab.
The lights went down, and darcy looked to her phone, the map had three red glowing lights and a green one (which was her.)
They were no where near her, she smirked quickly getting to her office.
She found Her seceret stash of Nerf equipment and smirked.
She quickly checked the map and her eyes widened when she saw a red dot nearing her.
She quickly got under her desk and he door opened.she held her breath as footsteps came closer.
"I know your here doll."Bucky cooed and she frowned.
But she almost jumped when she heard her own voice coming from the kitchen, saying.
"Steve, where are you!?"
Bucky split from the room and she let out a breath.
"your awesome J."She whispered.
She grabbed her reception ear piece and loaded up her amo and guns.
"Jarvis, over ride the ear piece please, and watch my back.
I aint got no team to go back to, just you and me from here on out.”She stated dramatically.
"Yes miss Lewis."Jarvis stated in her ear.
She tied her hair up and wrapped a scarf around her face.
"Lets do this."She smirked quickly climbing into the air ducts.
"I thought you said she was in here?"Steve snapped and tony shrugged.
"I told her to stay."He sighed.
"And you really thought she’d listen!?"Steve scoffed.
"Oh can it you. Lets just shoot the bad guys mkay? mkay."Tony smirked shooting cap in the forehead with a nerf dart.
"Miss lewis, Mr burton is also in the air ducks."Jarvis warned and darcy cursed under breath.
"I need an exit J."She whispered and Jarvis paused.
"Turn left and open the latch, you will drop into My Banners office."He instructed.
She did as Jarvis said and dropped onto Bruces desk lightly, her fluffy socks making her land silent.
"Mr Barnes and Miss Romanoff are currently in Tonys laboratory."He noted as she quickly exited the office.
"And clint?"She asked.
"He has moved to the kitchen…i believe he is making a sandwich."Jarvis stated, the computing system slightly confused at the action.
"And cap and tony?"She asked.
"They are Leaving the break room, moving towards your office."He answered and she smirked quickly sneaking through the hall.
"J, cut the lights off again, and tell me Clints every move."She whispered and the lights went out.
"The hell?"Clint murmured under his breath, chomping on a sandwich.
"Miss lewis, he has his back to the door, now would be a good time to-"Jarvis tried to say but was cut off as Darcy rolled past, shooting.
"Caw caw mother fucker."She mocked standing, the lights coming on and Clint covered in nerf darts.
"You sneaky bitch."He cursed and she winked.
"Love you two big butt."She purred and he chuckled at his own stupidity.
"Honestly tho, a sandwich break?"She laughed.
"How do you know im not a distraction?"He smirked.
"Because before we started your stomach was rumbling."She noted.
"i-…fair point."He laughed
"Miss lewis, Mr Barnes and Miss Romanoff are approaching south bound."Jarvis stated and she quickly ran off the other way and got back into the ducts.
"This a safe point J?"She asked.
"Yes, both are now in the kitchen with mr barton."Jarvis said and she smiled.
"Can you let me listen in to their conversing?"she asked , but Jarvis did answer.
"Darcy shot you!?"Bucky chuckled.
"She blind sided me."Clint shrugged, pulling the darts off.
"Well where did she go now?"He asked and Clint pointed down the hall.
"Why were you making a sandwich?"Natasha scolded.
"I got hungry."Clint shrugged and she sighed shaking her head.
"пойдем"she said turning to bucky who nodded before running ahead of her.
Darcy smirked crawling through the ducks.
"Miss Lewis, mr Rogers is Below you and in mr Barnes Way."Jarvis noted.
She sighed opening the latch, effectively landing on captaine america.
"Ow?"He chuckled and she smirked at him.
"Come with me if you want to live."She stated in a bad German accent.
but he stood up anyway.
"Go that way!"She commanded and he raised an eyebrow.
"Just go!"She pleaded
"And dont say i never did nothin’ for you doll face."She whispered dramatically, stroking his cheek, before smacking his ass and smirking
He rolled his eyes and he shook his head before footsteps were heard and he did as she said, she quickly ran in the opposite direction.
"Miss lewis Miss romanoff approaches, and Mr barnes s closing in."Jarvis warned and she cursed.
"Exit or action plan?"She asked.
"Behind you is a broom closet, climb through the air ducts."He commanded and she nodded doing as he said.
"Where the hell did they go!?"Bucky cursed
"Tony Moved that way."Natsha pointed and he nodded as the duo ran off again.
"Okay Jarvis, I need a plan to separate the wonder twins."She smirked.
"How would you like to proceed. distraction, seduction or sparks?"He asked.
"why would you say Seduc-…Tony."She scowled
"I actually wanna here what seduction is."She chuckled and The ear piece beeped before voices were heard.
"Sup."Tony called in full body armour, as he flew past bucky and natasha.
They moved to run after him, but bucky froze, hearing darcy hum.
"Gotcha doll."He smirked darkly moving thorugh the shadows to find her.
"Bucky?"Darcy called.
"Its me doll, come out come out where ever you are."He sang.
"Come find me."Darcy purred.
"I want you…To come find me."She drawled
"Oh i will dollface."He growled.
Darcy sat wide eyed in the air ducts.
"DUDE!"She hissed.
"The hell was that J!?"She scoffed.
"Seduction miss lewis."Jarvis replied indifferent.
"Ugrh, whatever, Where’s tasha?"She asked crawling through the air vents.
"She is currently in tonys lab again."He stated and she nodded.
"Okay, where are tony and Steve?"she asked.
"Steve is currently searching for you, while tony is in bruces lab, …poking things."He replied.
"Okay, i need another distraction big guy."She smirked as she was over tonys lab.
"Lots of sparks, and lots of noise!"She commanded and smirked when she heard everything go off.
She dropped down to find natasha trying to shoot the empty armour with her nerf gun, before she ran out of amo.
"Cut it."She smirked and the Commotion calmed down abruptly, Natasha looked to Darcy and Darcy smirked, as a nerf dart his her in the stomach.
"подлый мелочь вы. you would make a good agent."Natasha commended, accepting defeat.
"Thanks."Darcy smirked
"Miss lewis.tony aproches."Jarves warned.
"Darcy?"he asked confused.
"man of iron."She winked.
"You knocked out two already?"He asked dumbfounded.
"Yup, maybe you shouldnt have written me off so quickly."She accused, before raising her gun.
"Hey, were on the same team!"Tony pouted
"Yeah well..Im going rougue."She smirked shooting him between the eyes.
Natasah smirked as darcy ran off.
"Or a assassin."She added as an afterthought.
"Positions j?"Darcy whispered as she snuck though the halls.
"Mr Rogers and Mr Barnes are standing off in the living room."He stated and she smirked quickly making her way to them.
"Give it up Punk. I got you."Bucky smirked.
"You give it up Jerk, Im the one that has you."Steve smirked back, both had nerf guns raised at the other.
"Or you can both give it up, cause i have you all."Darcy drawled, two guns aimed at the boys.
"C’mon Doll, you cant believe that you can hit me."Bucky snickered.
"Wanna bet?"She smirked at him, the iron man suit flew in and stole their guns.
"Look at that."She smirked.
"Just shoot him Darce, then we win."Steve smiled.
"We is a strong word."She shrugged at him and Bucky laughed at steves confused expression.
But both froze when the received two nerf darts to the cheeks.
"Team Darcys amezballs. mission accomplished."She smirked and Jarvis turned the lights back on.
Darcy pulled her mask down as everyone entered.
"What the hell was that kid."Clint chuckled.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."Tony smirked.
"Good job."Natasha praised.
"Wait.You took out everyone?"Steve asked.
"I didnt choose the thug life.the thug life chose me."She winked dropping the nerf gun.
"Thanks J, we make a good team."Darcy smiled at the ceiling.
"My pleasure miss lewis."Jarvis replied sweetly.
"You two are evil.i can just feel an uprise coming and your gonna be at the helm."Tony accused.
"Next time, your on our team."Clint smirked slinging an arm around her.
"Me you and tash, hey.you should train with us. make you into my little pet project."He winked and she rolled her eyes shooting him again