Save me if you can (Deadpool & Darcy)
Darcy hit the concrete ground with a thud and groaned pulling the pillow case off of her head.
"Rude jack-ass!"She sneered as the door slammed shut.
She cursed under her breath, stretching out her arms and clicking her back.
"What’re you in for girly?"A deep voice asked behind her, she whipped around and raised an eyebrow.
"What’re you meant to be, spidermans big brother?"She scoffed and he chuckled.
"No, but that little punk stole my outfit, i demand royalty’s, i will get them too.or people will start being un-alived!"He vowed and she smirked.
"Any idea were we are?"She asked and he shrugged.
"Either Russia, or a boat..i get the smells confused."He drawled and she sighed.
"Well thats just great."She deadpanned.
"Never fear, deadpools here!"He smiled under his mask (or so she would think.)
"Your name is deadpool? i think the only thing i should be doing is fearing."She scoffed and he chuckled getting her to stand.
"I like you, you seem like fun."He stated and she laughed tiredly.
"Why are you in here?"She asked and he shrugged.
"I’ve done a lot of stuff bub."He said in a deep voice and she looked confused.
"What, you dont like my wolverine impersonation?"He pouts and she giggles.
"Dude, you are insane."She laughs and he shrugs
"Any way, just stick with me small fry, ill get you home safe n sound in at least 6 hours or less."He winked and she rolled her eyes.
"Dont believe me?"he asked and she shrugged folding her arms.
"well miss
-i just go thrown into your jail cell and you look crazy as fuck therefore im not trusting you with shit-
I am going to explode this wall.”he said patting the wall behind him.
"Cool?"She scoffed and he frowned.
"C’mon, your not even gonna ask me how?"He pouted and she rolled her eyes again.
"How?"She asked and he put a sticky bomb on it.
"voila."he smirked as the timer ticked down.
"Now would be a good time to duck."he suggested and she did as he said crouching down, he jumped ontop of her, shielding her from the large explosion, he stood up unfazed and extended a hand to her.
"Lets roll girly."He smiled and she smiled back muttering
'i must be crazy' before taking his hand.
"Im the crazy one honey."He laughed dragging her away.
He actually made good on his promise, dropping her off at the avengers tower before no time.
She was asleep and Deadpool carried her in and dropped her on the couch.
"Honey were home."He shouted and she stirred blinking into consciousness.
"You actually did it."She smiled and he shrugged.
"well duh, im awesome. now go do whatever it is you do. Im gonna go un-alive the guys that got us."He smiled and she giggled softly.
"Why did you save me?"She asked and he shrugged.
"Because like i said, your fun,now if you were a stick in the mud, or worse. you started screaming when you saw me. i would have un-alived you so bad."He said honestly.
"Why do you say un-alive?"She asked.
"Its a kink of mine, cant say the K word, so, ill catch you later, maybe we can grab a pizza, watch some rom-coms and bitch about our boyfriends."He winked making her laugh.
"Pizza and ice cream and you got a deal buddy."She winks back and he chuckles turning to leave.
"wait."She says and he looks to her.
"Why were you in there anyway, if you could escape so easily?"She asked and he turned.
"see you later small fry."He winked before exiting the tower as quickly as he arrived.