Take me to wonderland (what? No you'd hate it) (Pre-grace! Jefferson x Darcy.)
Darcy had been crying.
Crying for so long she didn't even know how long it had been.
She had caught her boyfriend of almost 2 years cheating on her with one of her closest friends.
Clint hadn't even apologised.
Neither had Natasha.
As soon as she had moved out of Clint's apartment, she had heard Natasha moved in.
It broke her heart.
But now she needed to stop feeling like she was nothing.
She needed to feel something, something other than sadness.
So she accepted Thor and Jane's offer to go to the bar down the street (Earls...or something.)
She put on her favourite red dress and heels.
Makeup and perfume.
When they arrived Steve and Tony was sitting in a booth and seemed to be arguing about something while Bruce brought drinks for them.
"Dar, you made it."Steve smiled softly, pity in his eyes.
She hated pity, but she loved Steve so she let it slide.
"Duh, she loves me too much to stay away for more than a month."Tony smirked and she rolled her eyes.
"No, you drunk dial me when I spend a month away and vow that you'll never eat again if I don't come back into the lab and see your new experiment."She corrected and he pouted.
"Mum, not in front of my friends." he pouted and she giggled stealing his Whisky and downing it.
"Your drinks empty, I'll go get another one."She winked walking to the bar.
"Three shots of vodka and Two whiskies. neat. on Starks tab"She ordered and the bartender nodded, looking her up and down with a smirk before making the drinks.
"I hope at least one of those drinks isn't for you."A voice drawled from behind her.
"You would be correct."She smirked not turning back, the bar tender put the drinks on a tray for her and she smirked putting one of the whiskies on the bar.
"That's for my friend."She shrugged downing the shots, but when she got to the whisky it was taken from the tray, she whipped around to face whoever took it and was met with blue eyes full of mystery, mischief and cheekiness.
He kept eye contact with her as he downed the drink and winked before finishing it.
She looked him over and raised an eyebrow at what he was wearing.
He had a long black coat that had leather cuffs and lapels, a Red leather vest, black leather pants and a blood red scarf.
"Dude, someone let you loose in the steam punk department didn't they?"She giggled and he raised an eyebrow reaching past her to put the glass down beside her.
"I honestly have no idea what that means."He shrugged.
"You drank my drink."She pouted.
"That I did."He nodded non-apologetically.
"And do you plan on replacing it?"She asked arching her eyebrow and folding her arms, noticing when he snuck a peek at her boobs.
She didn't blame him, even she knew she had a nice rack.
"I had every intention of it."He smirked stepping closer and she froze as he leant past her, his chest pressed against her slightly, tho his head went past hers.
"Barmen, another two whiskies please."He ordered and leant back when they arrived.
"Your drink ."He offered chivalrously.
"I don't know if I should thank you or slap you."She smirked and his eyes went to hers.
"Thanks isn't needed, but I'd prefer it over the latter."He joked and she laughed.
"Well, you're just lucky you're cute."She winked.
"Cute?"He asked dubiously.
"Yes cute, even if you're wearing more leather than any man should in a place that's gonna make you sweat and aren't you chafing with all that on?"She asked and he tilted his head in a mix of amusement, confusion and curiosity.
"Seriously, you're like a kitty, I want to cuddle, pet and kiss you till you purr."She giggled making him laugh.
"Wait, that sounded dirtier than it probably should have."She said pursing her lips.
"So, whats your name?"She asks trying to change the subject
"Jefferson." He answers after a moment.
"Well hi Jefferson, I'm Darcy."She greeted extending her hand, to which he bends down to kiss the back of, not taking his eyes off of hers, he does it so smoothly she thinks he must do it all the time.
She looks past him and noticed Clint walking this way.
She internally cringes but reaches for the drink she got for Tony and downs it.
"Okay, im going to ask you something Jefferson and I hope it's not too forward."She says softly and it was his turn to arch an eyebrow.
"More forward than, 'you want to pet me until I purr ?" he smirked cheekily.
She rolled her eyes but laughed.
"Well, probably not."She giggled and he smiled.
"So what is it you want of me?"He asked, but his answer was her lips pressed against his.
She saw Clint approaching, she put her hands on Jefferson's chest and tugged on his lapels.
Jeffersons eyes fluttered shut and his hands went to her waist, his head tilting to give him a better angle on her mouth.
His tongue slid into her mouth and her eyes widened before the slammed shut, and she held back a moan.
Jefferson could kiss.
His hands slid lower to her hips and her arms wrapped around his neck as their tongues battled, he pulled her flush against him and she smiled into the kiss.
"Dar?"A voice said from behind them.
they pulled away from each other panting and Darcy blanked on what was happening.
Jefferson was a damn good kisser.
Their eyes stayed locked for a moment as they caught their breath.
He moved slightly to turn to the couple behind them.
Clint and Natasha.
'now I remember.'She internally sighed.
"What are you doing Darce?"Clint asked concerned.
"same as you, Kissing an extremely leathered up hottie."She shrugged and he frowned.
"You sure you should be doing that?"He asked protectively.
"You don't get to tell me what to do client, you're not my father and you damn sure ain't my boyfriend."She snarls and Clint's eyes soften into pity but unlike Steve. she doesn't love him anymore.
"Don't you dare look at me like that."She sneers And he sighs.
"Jefferson, can you take me out of here?"She asked turning to him.
"Where do you want to go?"He asked with a tiny smirk, and lipstick smeared on his lips, and she bites hers.
"Anywhere, wonderland would be awesome" She sighed and he cringed slightly wrapping an arm around her.
"I hate Wonderland, What about the enchanted forest?"He asks and she giggles.
"Sounds awesome Jefferson."She smiled kissing him again.
She just never imagined he'd actually do it.