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* Frisk looks very excited. They're smiling, which is uncommon for them.
Frisk : Ring pops! Gosh, I love those things. They're so fun! My favorites are the blue raspberry ones.
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* Flowey is having an argument with Alphys about human history when the camera pans over to him. He gives Alphys a rude sneer before turning to the screen.
Flowey : Howdy there! Sorry about that. Uhh, candy?
* Flowey sweats.
Flowey : I'm probably not allowed to say human Souls, am I?
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* Toriel smiles when she hears the question.
Toriel : Golden flower tea, of course. Many would not consider it a candy, but I like to put honey as sweetener in mine, which makes it richer and more desert-like.
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* Sans isn't paying attention. He's playing cards against Chara, who doesn't appear to be winning and looks frustrated. The cameraman thinks they'll have to say his name again to get him to notice them, but before they do, he speaks, not looking away from the card game.
Sans : y'know those little chocolate cookies with the white filling? oreos, i think. yeah. i love stuff with white cream in the middle.
* He winks, but the cameraman doesn't get the joke. Mettaton explains it to them later.
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* Papyrus starts rambling about cinnamon and mint, but i's all nonsense, so have a timeskip brought to you by baby otters.
Papyrus : -SO IN THE END, STRAWBERRY GUMMIES ARE DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE!
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* Monster Kid has a mouthful of chewy mint chocolates in their mouth. When asked if that's their favorite, they nod enthusiastically.
MK (muffled by chocolate in their mouth) : Yeah! Thezhe thingzh are the bezht, man!
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* Grillby sits with their legs crossed, his glasses a little askew as he fixes their red bowtie. They're wearing what looks like a freshly-ironed pantsuit of a cinnamon color. He looks very put together and proud of themself, although he speaks in a slow, meek voice.
Grillby : Hm. I'm... unsure. Perhaps those little black things not many people like. Ah... lick-or-ish.
* Sans tells them it's "licorice". Grillby looks flustered.
Grillby : That's... what I meant, de- Sans.
* They seem incredibly flustered now. They stand up, brushing off his suit and quickly walking away. Everyone wonders what he was gojng to call Sans before correcting themself.
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* Nicecream looks really tired, giving a weary smile.
Nicecream : My ice cream, of course...! Come buy your Nice Cream, now with health benefits and the return of Punch Cards...
* Their smile is fading. They groan and start to walk away.
Nicecream : Fuck this shit, I can't run a business.
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* Undyne seems eager.
Undyne : Sour Patch Kids! Have you tried the watermelon ones?! They're so good! One time I was shopping and-
* She goes on a tangent about Sour Patch Kids for half an hour.
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* Alphys is munching on Mew Mew Kissy Cutie™ cat-shaped gummies. Her mouth is too full to say anything, but the answer is clear.
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* Mettaton sits with his legs crossed, looking rather sure of himself as he looks into the camera.
Mettaton : Well, darlings!~ It was only recently that Alphys gave me an upgrade to be able to eat, but it's opened up a whole new world for me! I think my favorite candy is marshmallows. They're very sweet, and they remind me of Blooky!
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* Napstablook is just sort of hovering over the chair, fiddling with their tiny arms.
Napstablook : um... i like ghost pretzels... i can't eat anything other than ghost food... but... pretzels are good... they're salty... and nice...
* They start to cry.
Napstablook : i ate pretzels a lot when... one of my cousins became corporeal... i missed her a lot... they were my..... coping food.......
* They start to fade away.
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* Muffet has tiny spiders crawling along her. Muffet : My favorite candy? Ahuhu~ what a silly question, dearie~ Of course I prefer my own baked goods over any nasty sugar-loaded treat!~
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Burgerpants (muttering under his breath) : I don't want to do this.
* Burgerpants forces a smile at the camera.
Burgerpants : Starfait of course!! It's the drink of a lifetime!!
* Burgerpants ran away.
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* Asgore is too busy teaching Flowey how to sing. Toriel explains that Asgore's favorite candy is caramels.
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* Chara is... still playing cards with Sans. And not winning. They perk up, though, when the camera goes to them.
Chara : Candy? Oh, I love candy!! King Asgore used to give me and Asriel these things called candy apples, they were so good!
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* Ending brought to you by God I Wish Gaster Didn't Make Me So Fucking Sad.