Darcy/Steve/Thor
Darcy rested her elbows on the table and looked directly across at Jane. Jane who was doing her level best to ignore her, staring studiously at the screen of the laptop in front of her.
But if there was one thing Darcy had perfected, it was pestering Jane. She usually only used her powers for good- making sure Jane got out of the lab every now and again because she had a habit of getting caught up in her work. But this, this was an emergency.
She sat perfectly still, gaze locked on the brown eyes of her friends until Jane huffed out a sigh and looked up at her. “What?”
“So, apparently I have a type.”
Jane’s eyebrows came together before one rose as she nodded slowly. “Well, yeah.” As if it was the most obvious thing on the planet.
Then again, Darcy wasn’t exactly subtle. “Okay, but what do I do about it?”
“You’re asking me for advice about my ex and Captain America?” Jane’s eyebrow was in danger of disappearing into her pulled-back hair. She shrugged. “So you like big blond guys. You’re poly, Thor’s… open-minded, and I’m pretty sure Steve was involved in a mutually beneficial relationship with Peggy Carter and Bucky Barnes.”
Darcy could only stare for a second. “I feel like there’s a punchline somewhere in here. How do you even know that?”
“Know what?” Well, fuck. From the look on Steve’s face, there was no chance he hadn’t heard that. Maybe… Maybe the kitchen wasn’t exactly the best place to be having this conversation.