Chapter 16
Tony Stark: Alright people, no explosions for the rest of the month!
Bruce Banner: ...
Peter Parker: Dad, there's only five days left to this month.
Sam Wilson: You sure you can go a whole 5 days without blowing stuff up, Stark?
Tony Stark: Of course I can, bird brain!
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Three hours later*
Sam: Anyone else heard about the explosion at Stark tower? *smirking emoji*
Peter: What? Seriously. It's only been three hours!
Sam: I know! This is so great, Cap, Romanoff, and Barton owe me all 50 each!
Bruce: Things blow up at the labs all the time Sam, it's.. normal.
Bruce: Has anyone seen Tony?
Tony: m hre brci
Peter: Dad, you okay?
Tony: m fin pte
JARVIS: Mister Stark was watching Pirates of the Caribbean and decided he should drink some rum.
Sam: Wait, so he's hungover?
Bruce: Tony...
JARVIS: That is correct, sir.
Tony: ot drnk@
Peter: Wait til Danny and Luke hear about this...