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Chapter 11

Group Chat:

Avengers & Ultimates.

Steve Rogers: Another group chat?

Danny Rand: Isn't there over 50 now?

Thor Odinson: WHAT IS A GROUP CHAT?

Tony Stark: Ahh, Goldilocks, it's where a lot of people are talking to each other.

Thor Odinson: LIKE EARLIER THIS MORNING?

Tony Stark: *Sighs* learn to turn off cap-lock.. heh, just remembered something.

Peter Parker: no no no and no!

Steve Rogers: Is something the matter, Pete?

Peter Parker: You know what, I'm just gonna let Tony do it to you... Sorry, Cap.

Steve Rogers: Do what to me?

Two minutes later; Seen by everyone.

Tony Stark: Well, Cap, y'know how your nickname is Cap?

Steve Rogers: Yes, Stark, what's your point?

Tony Stark: Think about it, Cap.

Tony Stark: It's a miracle you don't just talk in cap lock!

Steve Rogers: Haha, very funny, Stark.

Thor Odinson: WHAT IS THIS CAP LOCK YOU SPEAK OF?

Danny Rand: You are texting it in right now.

Peter Parker: Danny's right, THIS IS CAP LOCK, this is lower case. You get it now?

Thor Odinson: HOW DO I TURN THIS CAP LOCK OFF?

Tony Stark: Uh, duh, by not pressing the damn cap lock button.

Thor Odinson: I DO NOT SEE A BUTTON SAYING CAP LOCK.

Peter Parker: Are you on a phone or computer?

Danny Rand: He's most likely on a phone, most computers has an actual cap lock button, with the words on it.

Thor Odinson: Friend Daniel is correct, I am on a mobile device.

Tony Stark: A cell phone, in other words.

Steve Rogers: Stark, stop mocking Thor.

Tony Stark: Why?

Steve Rogers: Because he is glaring at his phone, yelling 'I WILL WIN THIS BATTLE, YOU MOBILE DEVICE!'.

Luke Cage, Ava Ayala, Sam Alexander, Peter Parker and Danny Rand has left the group chat.

Name changed to: 'AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE' by Tony Stark.

Tony Stark: They left us ;-;

Steve Rogers has left the chat.

Tony Stark: OH COME ON!

Bruce Banner has left the chat.

Tony Stark: Brucey, you couldn't have left me...

A minute later:

Tony Stark: Well, at least Barton and Romanoff is still here.

Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff left the chat.

Thor: BROTHER ANTHONY I BELIEVE I FIGURED OUT HOW TO TURN THE CAP LOCK OFF

Tony Stark: You're still speaking in it, Thor...

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