Chapter 9
Tony: Okay, who put Cap's shield in my suits hand?
Rogers: Tony don't blame other people for what you do yourself.
Vision: Actually, I had seen the one known as Spider kid?
Tony: O.o
Rogers: Spider Kid?
Tony: Miles Morales; aka Spider Kid.
Parker: Spider Kid? Dad, you know, Miles won't like being called that.
Tony: Eh, it should be better then 'Spidey Jr' seeing as you two are not related.
Rogers: Tony, I'm coming to get my shield now, if you don't mind.
Tony: Of course I mind! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO COME NEAR THE LAB!
Vision: I do understand why they do not allow you in there, Captain.
Parker: Yeah.. with what happened last time...
Rogers: I didn't know what it did!
Rogers: Clint was with me, he was just laughing his butt off.
Natasha: Has anyone even see Clint lately?
Tony: Fine, fine, Rogers come get your shield. JUST DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE!
Tony: No, why? Aren't you and him usually hanging around each other? If you're not with him, Barnes is.
Rogers: I saw him last during movie night.
Vision: What movie night, Captain Rogers?"
Banner: Not again...
Tony: OHHHHH!!!! I FORGOT THE NEWBIES DIDN'T COME TO THE MOVIE NIGHT!
Rogers: Tony, Clint is missing and you're going on about a movie?
Tony: Well, Cap, the movies are awesome and secondly, Clint is a spy, he's probably doing 'spy things'.
Natasha: I would know if he was up to something, Tony.
Tony: That's what you think, Romanoff... if that is even your real name!
Seen by: Everyone
20 minutes later:
Clint Barton: tony stop being a jackass course Romanoff isnt her birth name
Natasha: Barton, where the hell are you?
Barton: Classified, info Nat.
Natasha Romanoff is typing ... .. . ... .. .
Continuation, Barton: Ah, crap. Getting shot at.. CYA LATER LOSERS!
Seen by: Everyone.
Natasha: Barton, do not turn off your phone!
Stark: Gosh sakes, Barton, watch your language!
Continuation: AND WE ARE NOT LOSERS!
Rogers: Never going to live that one down, am I?
Barton: Sorry, I was telling Siri what to send.. damnit! Gotta go, oh crap that glass hurts!
Continuation: Siri stop sending them what I say!
Nova: HAHAHA
Barton: Voice message ('Grunts and explosions are heard' seconds after afterwards "This is Barton, I've gotten the package.. no, nope no one's dead.. You guys don't believe me? Ah, I don't care." end of voice message).
Banner: Does that worry anyone else?
Rogers: Yes.
Cage: No.
Stark: Yeah, a lot actually, and Cage? I thought you were on a mission.
Parker: The Ultimates are on a mission, expect this chat has been beeping and distracting some of us.
Avala: *Cough, cough* Nova *Cough, cough*
Rand: I must agree with the others, this chat has not been helpful.
Chat was disabled by: JARVIS on command of; Pepper Potts, Gwen Stacy, Phil Coulson and Nick Fury.
(Cue;)
"JARVIS! WHY? I MADE YOU!" Tony shouts could be heard all over the tower, however no one really paid any mind to him. He had, after all, bought it on himself.