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Chapter 6

Tony Stark: How do people speak Spanish?

Peter Parker: Easy, they know speak it. Or they learned from online or someone they know.

Stark: Okay, how do I learn?

Parker: Find someone who knows the language.

Stark: Do you know the language?
Two minutes later: seen by Peter Parker, Gwen Stacy-Parker, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner and others.
Stark: Pete? Do you know the language?
Five minutes later: Seen by no one.
Stark: Peter! Answer me! ;-; pleaseeeee?

Steve Rogers: Stark, turn on the TV and put it on News, Peter is fighting with his team.

Stark: Really, with who?

Rogers: You're annoying, you know that?

Stark: Yup.

Rogers: Their fighting Doctor Octopus and Sandman, any other questions or are you going to get off your butt and turn on the TV?

Stark: Actually Cap, I don't have to get up at all, JARVIS can just do it for me.

Parker: Gys th dingig is getting a litte anoying!

Stark: Wow, never seen you misspelling stuff before.

Parker: Myb cause I'm tying to fght and txt to tll yu to sht up.

Rogers: Peter, you should be watching what you're doing! DO NOT TEXT AND FIGHT!

Stark: Ohhh, I seen what you did there, Cap.

Rogers: What do you mean?

Stark: Don't text and drive, eh?

Rogers: Shut up.

Fury: Do you mind? All of the Ultimates phones keeps going DING every time you TWO text each other.

Parker: I'm turning my phone off, BYE.

Nova: Actually, it's making the villains confused as to why the dinging is going off. You should see their faces! It's hilarious.

Nick Fury: GET BACK TO FIGHTING!

Nova: Yes Sir..

Stark: Ha, gotten into trouble, huh Sam?
Seen by Nova, Rogers, Fury and others

Nova sent a picture emoji of a gun pointed at a shark.

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