Traitor.
Stark: Annnnyyyyyonneee online?
Seen by: Everyone.
Start: Isn't anyone gonna answer me?
Five minutes later.
Stark: I know you see these messages!
Seen by: Peter Parker and 15 others.
Stark: Are you all ignoring me?
Seen by: Everyone.
Stark: Yup, you're all ignoring me, what did I do wrong this time?
JARVIS: Sir, they're all in the training room, training.
Stark: Jarvis, since when did I add you to this chat?
JARVIS: Sir, I am on all the devices in the tower.
Stark: Ah, yes. Sorry Jarvis, forgot all about that.
JARVIS: It's fine, Sir.
Stark: Okkaaayyyy, I'm texting my AI now.. Not weird, at all.
Seen by: Everyone.
Parker: Huh, I always knew you needed to get some friends that weren't robots. No offense Jarvis.
JARVIS: None taken.
Rogers: Tony, you do realize you have everyone in the training room now taking photos of this chat?
Stark: DELETE THOSE PHOTOS NOW! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED.
Barton: Ohh yeah, I'm pretty sure it has, I have proof. So does Barnes, Nat, Ryan, Katie, Peter, and everyone else here in the training room.
Parker: Face it Tony, that was priceless, you texting an AI likes he's a person. Again, no offense Jarvis.
JARVIS: It's fine, Mister Parker.
Stark: JARVIS YOU YOURSELF SAID YOU WERE CONNECTED TO EVERY DEVICE IN THE BUILDING, DELETE THOSE PHOTOS PLEASE!
Barnes: Tony Stark begging an AI? Never even thought that day would've come. Until now that is.
Stark: Delete those photos please?!
JARVIS: I'm afraid I cannot, Sir.
Stark: Traitor.
Parker: Nope, he's on our side Tony.
Stark: YOU'RE ALL TRAITORS!
Two hours later, all the Avengers and Ultimates were in the movie room, with a pouting Tony. They had to call Pepper just to shut him up from calling them traitors every single minute.
Which only worked until she left to deal with SI business that came up last minute, Peter sneaked some duck tape over to Barton, who smirked before giving to Nat, who handed it over to Cap, and then to Barnes, who shared a look with Barton and also smirking.
"Hey Tony, what is this movie about?" Clint asked Tony, who gave him a suspicious look before replying with;
"It's a TV Show, which is about the Flash. A superhero who has super speed like QuickSilver.." Tony replied, watching Clint cautiously, before Tony knew it, Barnes jumped hIm and duck taped his mouth and his hands together, leaving Tony a mumbling mess and everyone else laughing before going back to watch the show they were watching. Luckily They could all watch the show in peace, well that was until Tony somehow managed to get out of the duck tape and yell;
"TRAITORS! YOU'RE ALL TRAITORS!" Before he ran out of the room, not before seeing everyone smiling before Barton, Pietro, Barnes, and Cap all running after him.
Even if Pietro was the one to catch him first, and hand him over to Barnes, Barton and Cap who told Tony that he should get his Iron man suit on. When he asked why, he only got smirks in return from the two assassins and a sad smile from Steve, who apparently felt a little guilty for the genius.