Randomness
Tony Stark and Peter Parker joined the chat.
Tony: Peter! You hadn't been on for decades!!
Peter: Dad, I was on last week.
Tony: I think, I would'a known that, bud.
Peter: -facepalm- what do you want?
Tony: I don't know what you mean, Pete. -eats cupcake-
Thor and Loki joins the conversation.
Thor: DID I SEE CUPCAKE?
Peter: No, its not real Thor.
Tony: Well duh, it is! Come to the common floor big guy, I'll let you have two boxes!
Peter: I'm not going to help you with Thor -cross's arms over chest-
Loki: Neither am I.
Peter: Oh hi, Loki.
Tony: When did mister demidog come on here?
Pepper joins the chat.
Thor: DEMIDOG?
Pepper: Who is a Demidog?
Peter: Tony told Loki he's a Demidog. Don't get it, but whatever.
Pepper: Tony, what is a Demidog?
Tony: Well, it's where a demidog means: he's a demi, and he's a dog. Get it now?
Loki: Stark, do not make me come and make you hang upside down from the tower.
Peter: Hey! that's my threat!
Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Tony: Of course you don't big guy.
Loki: Was that an insult, or did I hear wrong?
Pepper: Loki, Tony, Thor stop being jacka##'s and get to work! or whatever you were doing.
Thor: What is a jacka##'s?
Peter: -hits head on desk, repeatedly-
Tony: Goldie locks, you need to learn not to ask stuff like that.
Loki: Yes, brother. We do not need Pepper to get mad at us anymore than she is.
Clint, Natasha, Bucky and Steve joins chat.
Clint: Just warning you all, Pepper looks angry and coming to the common floor.
Bucky: I only ever saw the Hulk that angry once...
Steve: You'll get used to it Buck, I promise.
Natasha: Shut up, Pepper is coming for you Stark.
Tony: Oh, thanks for the supports guys.
Peter: You earned it.
Tony: I did not!
Thor: Friend Stark, I believe young Parker when saying you did 'earn it'.
Loki: -laughs-
Natasha: How did Loki get on this chat?
Clint: I'm gonna go now, before I put an arrow through Loki's eye.
Bucky: Want to go to the shooting range, Barton?
Clint: Sure, meet ya there.
Tony: Loki! what the heck was so funny?!
Peter: I gotta go practice, with the other Ultimate's, cya later. Barnes, Barton, you guys going to SHIELD?
Clint: Yeah, meet you there? me and Barnes are in the lobby right now.
Loki: I do not know what you're talking about, Tony.
Thor: WHERE ARE MY POPTARTS?!
Peter: I'm two blocks from the tower, it'll take me around -checks clock- a few minutes.
Natasha: Thor, we don't know. Now shush it all of you, before I block you all.
Tony: Oh yes, you do Loki!
Loki: Fine, I was laughing at you because your an overgrown child.
Parker, Barnes, Barton and Romanov logged off.
10 minutes later: Steve Rogers logged on.
Steve: what's going on here? And why is Pepper going through the tower man hunting Tony?
Thor: MAN OF IRON, MADE LADY PEPPER MAD BY SAYING JACKA##'S WHICH I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Steve: Thor, did you just say... Nevermind. You don't want to know Thor, you just don't want to know. Why do you use cap lock anyways?
Thor: WHAT IS THIS CAP LOCK?
Steve: Its nothing Thor.
Tony: It's called, not using big letters!
Steve: Tony, Pepper is gonna find you soon, you know that right?
Tony: Ha! She can't find me even if she wanted to. I'm hiding in the lab, I keep moving when Jarvis tells me where she is!
Pepper: Why thank you Tony, I just told Jarvis to lock your butt in that room, until I get there.
Tony: WAIT, WAIT! CAP PLEASE HELP ME!