
Tony goes into Batt- Sit your ass down!
The Avengers Alarm went off for the first time in Tony's pregnancy on a Monday, at 3pm. Thinking it would be like every other mission, Tony went to the suit only to find, not one super over protective Super soldier, but two (lucky him), standing at the entry to his lab.
"Steven, James, encase your age is suddenly showing and you need hearing aids, the Alarm just went off, I need to, ya know suit up"
Bucky rolled his eyes, then swept Tony into a princess carry, moving him away from the lab, which is just no, "Bad Barnes, put me down, I can walk you know"
Steve had the balls to laugh at his serious complaint, like actually laugh, "You secretly love being man-handled Tony, so shh your complaining, you are going to stay in the Tower, while we fight"
The silence was deadly "Say that again Rogers" Tony's voice was like ice
Steve flinched, Rogers = Pissed Tony " Tony, love, I know that you don't like being side-lined, but your pregnant, it's to dangerous for you to be in battle"
A very low growl left Tony's chest. Bucky and Steve both flinched, Tony had only growled at them once before, it wasn't an experience they wanted to repeat.
"I know the risks, I can handle the risks, you both need to put away the overly possessive vibe and put me down" Tony growled out
Bucky placed Tony on their bed, instead of dropping him like usual, causing Tony's anger to rise, he wan't made of glass no matter how much Steve and James acted like he was.
"Tony" Bucky started softly "We know you can, but stay for us, for the kid please" he pleaded
Tony sighed, the anger still not leaving his frame "Fine, go"
The soldiers exchanged a glance, but still left. Once the door closed, Tony curled up into a ball, his tail wrapped around his ankles.
"Jarvis, I'm still useful, even with this kid right?, their not just gonna replace me right?
"Sir, I believe that they just wish to protect you and the child, not replace you because of it" Jarvis's british tones soothing the pain
Tony nodded "Yeah, you're probably right, I'm just overreacting", but even as he said this, Tony didn't believe it.
"Sir, Sir you need to wake up" The voice entered Tony's dreams, pulling him out of his head
"Wha-?" He must of fallen asleep, waiting for the team to return from the mission. Sadness filled Tony's heart, he was being replaced, They had Johnny and Parker now for ariel attacks, and parker was a genius in his own right, he was no longer needed.
"Sir, there is strange activity occurring near the baxter building" Jarvis informed
"So let Richards handle it, it's his building" he snarked back
"Dr. Reed is busy fighting a tentacle monster at this moment Sir, and the activity appears to be growing dangerously" Jarvis snarked back
Tony put his (Wonderful) ass into gear, and jetted off to the baxter building, If tho is Reeds doing, He thought I'm going to put him in the hulk room with no science Toys.
Giant rats, again. It was always giant something, or some doomsday weapon, it couldn't be a cat stuck in a tree, no matter how much Tony seemed convinced that he Spent all day rescuing them from trees.
"Captain ..." A baby Agent ran up to him, causing him to sigh, what could it be this time. He just wanted to curl up with Tony and sleep.
"Well, Sir um, well there was strange energy coming from the Baxter building s-"
"Let Richards handle it" He interrupted
"Well Dr. Richards was busy with a giant octopus"
"Again?"
"Yes sir, so Stark wa-"
"What did you just say" anger coloured his tone, gathering the attention of the other avengers
"Well, Sir, you see Mr.Stark was sent in to investigate the energy an-"
"By himself?"
"Yes by Himse-
"Why?" he growled
"WELL IF YOU WOULD LET ME FINISH" the Agent snapped
"Yes of course sorry"
The agent took a breath "Mr. Stark was sent to investigate alone, when he reached the energy it fluxed releasing some sort of mist, Mr. Stark was caught in this mist, but, well you see, we can no longer track him"
"No longer track him"
"...Yes..."
Steve turned on his heel, "Jarvis please tell me your ahead of Shield on this issue"
"Of course Master Rogers, I should inform you that there is no need for concern, and that Master Barnes should stop terrorising Baby agents or he will be sleeping on the sofa, Sirs words not mine"
"What do you mean Jarvis?" Bucky asked, no longer breathing down the neck of Shield lackeys
"Sir was, it seemed turned invisible by the mist, but otherwise he remains unharmed"
Relief flooded his system, "Is he at the Tower?"
"Yes" Jarvis crisp reply was laced with amusement
"Lock him in whatever room he is in, we need to talk about dis-obeying orders, Code 'Alpha-Omega-Cat-rule-Bucky-can-eat-chickens'"
"Already done Captain, would you like me to send a driver to pick you and the team up?"
"No need Jarvis, we have it handled, see you in ten"