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Logan found Stark talking to himself. Well more like muttering but his point still stands. After Black widow had warned Parker, Storm and Himself, Logan had been actively trying to find the billionaire. The X-men and other mutants needed the good press and no matter what they said, Logan could be charming when he wanted to be.

"Mr.Stark I presume" Logan said, in a terrible parody of one of those drama shows.

Stark though jumped "Mother-fucker, what the hell, did no one teach you not to sneak up on people Fido" Stark spat at Logan, as he attempted to calm his erratic breathing.

"Well, at least your not some posh no swearing brat" Logan replied, he kinda liked this guy, if you ignored the fact that he called Logan a dog and the fact that Stark's scent was off, it was almost like he was pregn- "If you don't mind me asking Stark, your not some bad science experiment are ya? cause your scent is suggesting that your pregnant"

"Who's pregnant now?" A female voice interrupted, another red head it seemed, much to Logan's misery, he didn't have a good record with red heads.

"Pepper, there you are I have been looking for you everywhere, I have some news"

The red head or Pepper as Stark called her looked alarmed "What did you do, the Avengers have only just gotten back to being loved by the media again, after the giant Rat/Locus's that you guys fought"

"Pepper, oh Pepper it's good news, very very good news, hell even the board will like this."

Pepper looked skeptical

Logan interrupted "Any news coming from you Stark is bound to be bad"

Stark managed an almost scary glare, if it wasn't for the fact that his ears went flat across his head in the most adorable way, Logan might have rethought his statement, but as they did he just struggled not to awe at Stark

"As I was saying" Stark continued as Pepper attempted to hide her laughter " I have good news, I am finally after many months of complaining to you my dear, wonderful Pepper-pott Pregnant"

Peppers reaction was very high pitched much to the horror of both Logan and Stark, it also involved hugs, lot's and lot's of hugs. Once she was finished hugging though she disappeared

Stark sighed "Well there goes keeping it from the team," before turning to Logan "Your from the X-men right? well call me Tony and welcome to the frat house also known as Avengers Tower, don't eat the dumplings"

Logan just nodded "You can get pregnant?" he asked, not expecting his nose to be right about that certain fact, and since it was, Logan also had another secret to keep

"Long story" Sta-Tony supplied "Walk with me and I will fill you in"

Peter had a fear of Sta-Tony, right, Stark had said call me Tony with the smile that made girls and guys alike faint. Peter had learned only two things from his meet with the billionaire, one was that Tony flirted and two if Tony was so very much a Cat (And mister Stark could get pregnant and was pregnant, thank you scary Russian)

Peter's advice to anyone dealing with Tony was this, If you talks with you and you Stutter, goodbye it was nice knowing ya. Also if you blush well hope you had a nice life. Peter sadly did both, which lead to him being pinned chest to chest (Tony was shorter than he seemed on T.V) with Tony,a wall at his back while the ex-playboy whispered very suggestive things in his ear, leading to Peter stuttering and blushing more.

It was only thanks to the Winter soldier that he escaped with his life, though now? Peter was living on borrowed time. Apparently the Soldier was in a relationship with Tony and was very, very possessive, if the glare Peter received said anything.

Peter didn't want to be killed by a possessive Russian, though on the bright side, Avengers tower had a mad Lab that belonged to him now, apparently and he got to work with Dr.Banner. Peter had decided if he was going to be killed soon, he would make the most of it.

Tony didn't like Johnny Storm for two reasons, One) he was Reed Richards brat and Two) he looked like a mini version of Steve. Johnny had to go before Sleep deprived Tony confused him with Steve and curled up at his feet. Not only would it be embarrassing, Clint would never let the cat jokes die, It had only been 6 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours, seven minutes and 30, 31 seconds since the last one and Tony wasn't prepared to go back to that life, it was bad enough when Clint found out that he could purr or when Buck let is slip that before him and Steve there hadn't been another man.

Clint had gone on and on ab- wait who was he complaining about again? oh yeah Johnny, he had to go, Steve would understand, Bucky would be to busy killing Parker because Tony found him amusing, Pepper would be so disappointed if he broke Peter, he did amazing work for the company but was so fun to play with, but Steve would help get rid Johnny

Tony just had to get Natasha to stop glaring at him for telling Pepper about him being pregnant first, then he would find Steve and get rid of Johnny. Life was good