Me. Myself and I...
I logged in my Facebook account, only to see 180 messages waiting for me. The heck bruh. I watched PewDiePie for a day and this is what I get? Not cool. I opened the chat between me and Koleen first.
Koleen
kATE I FINISHED A CHAPTER.
KATE
ARE YOU THERE
WHERE ARE YOU
HELLO
Me
Dafuq hiiii lmao we watched Ant-man. again Stan Lee there and the fuqing Avengers XD
i WATCHED POODS YESTERDAY
ALSO Agar.io is some laggy shit
Koleen
I FINISHED YOUR LIFE STORY
Me
DONT CARE CAN WE GO TO YOUR BRO'S CAF
Koleen
Sure y not
Me
Lets ask Zam
Koleen
K
Me
wait ask Nigel first
Remember when Zam left the group cuz it was awkward af
Koleen
Yeah
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THE NEXT FUCKING DAY WAS A FRIDAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? ZAM CAME UP TO ME, AND SAID.
"Yeah I'll go on Tuesday with you."
I WAS LIKE, WHAT.
NO.
KOLEEN TOLD ZAM.
IT WAS A JOKE.
I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM.
HELP.
WE HAVE THE GROUP STUFF TOMORROW.
NIGEL, ME, KOLEEN AND ZAM WILL GO TO THE CAFE.
ADVICE.
PLEASE.
ZAM IS A REALLY GOOD AND SMART GUY.
AND HE'S NOT OBLIVIOUS TO STUFF LIKE THIS.
I'M BECOMING PARANOID.
PEOPLE ON ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN, HELP.