Code Red
*~*Code Red*~*
"Bruh," You started, glaring at the man who beat you in Mario Kart. "We are going to try Rainbow Road."
"Shit, (Y/N), please no. You'll just push me off the ledge." Tony pleaded. Steve watched the two of you with an amused face even though he doesn't get the controls. "I am so sorry I beat you."
"Psh, maybe sorry not sorry." Natasha said, not looking up from her computer. You whacked the controller-minus the wheel-on Tony, who flinched slightly.
"Oh come on!"
You chose your character and opened Rainbow Road. Tony decided to go with Baby Mario, while you went with Daisy. You narrowed your eyes at the screen as it count downed.
"Bitch please you will get pushed off." You hissed at the man, who audibly gulped. A few days ago, you marked a date on the calendar '(Y/N) with red, with Natasha days earlier from you. It turns out you were PMSing.
Cramps seized your body and you accidentally pushed a player off the road. You were 3rd place. You passed through a box and got three red shells. Bingo. Tony was 5th place and got a banana. That sucks.
"Hahahahaha.." You laughed humorlessly as you struck the 2nd and 3rd place players. It was the 3rd lap, so you passed the finish line quickly. "Bruh, I kicked you out three times."
"Oh, I didn't know it was (Y/N)'s demon days..." Clint said as he walked inside the living room. You turned to him, dropping the Wii controller.
"Excuse me, BIRDBRAIN, it is only natural." You said. Another wave of cramps seized your body, making you fall. Natasha walked to you and handed you a pill. Bruce called Kate.
A few minutes later, [the wonderful authoress] Kate entered the room grandly. You groaned.
"Prepare to be bitched at." You said in a pained voice. She walked over to her.
"Hi hun, I brought some popcorn and chocolates and other shit if you wanna eat." She said to you. The boys left the three girls away, knowing full well that girls are dangerous.
"You are a life-saver! Thanks, Katy." You smiled at her.
"Well, I over heard the boys talking about how irate you were and that you over reacted when you cried during the cramps." Natasha filled in. Kate crossed her arms.
'I wanna talk to them.' You thought.
"Let's talk to them and see how they over react." Kate suggested. You and Natasha smirked.
"Sure, Kate."
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¤Tony¤
"Hi, ladies." He greeted you three meekly. Bruce glanced at them and left the room. The remaining man gulped and stopped his work. "What do you want?"
"We wanna talk." Kate said, as if it was obvious. Well, if you wanna talk, why did the three of you have dangerous glints in your eyes?
"Oh of course." He agreed quickly.
"We want to know if you really think crying is over reacting." Natasha said bluntly.
"We wish we could knee you. We can, but we won't." Kate said. The three girls were glaring at him hard.
"Hehe, I don't kno-"
"YOU DAFT BINT!" You yelled at him. "Why so judgemental?"
At this point, Tony was shaking. "Look, I'm sorry-"
Kate interrupted him by kneeing his nut. He bended over in pain and tears fell down his face.
"Buh bye you sick fuck."
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*~*Steve*~*
"So uh, do you want Starbucks?" You asked Steve. Kate left after she kneed Tony since she was laughing and it would probably disrupt work.
"No, thank you ma'am." He refused politely. He doesn't know he's standing next to a Code Red in the house. You slammed your coffee mug on the table angrily and gripped his hand.
"No one refuses me, Rogers." You said angrily. You smiled and let go of his hand. "Actually, I need pizza. GIVE ME PIZZA."
'Shit.'"Okay, ma"-
"AND DROP THE MA'AM."
"Uh okay, (Y/N), let's get pizza." Steve gulped and dialed the number on the phone.
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*~*Bruce*~*
Bruce skipped inside the room and grabbed a slice. He was about to turn around when you stabbed the table with a knife.
"Where do you think you're going with that, mister?" You asked in an annoyed voice. He eyed you warily and put the pizza back. "THE FUCK? Have you got no table manners?! What you touch is what you eat!"
He sniffed as he took the pizza and ate it. Steve was shaking besides you. Bruce was probably angry since his arm was growing.
"Listen, Greeny, I will capsize one of Tony's cars and beat you with them until you die and have your internal organs splattered aroud here!" You spat out. Fortunately, Bruce was intimidated anough he bowed and muttered a quick 'sorry' and left the room.
"Listen, (Y/-" Steve was cut off.
"You shit, don't talk to me."
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*~*Thor*~*
"THOSE ARE MY FUCKING POPTARTS YOU IDIOT." You drawled at the God. He seemed unfazed before Tony walked in and whispered something in his ear. Thor seemed to be amused.
"Mother Nature is letting you feel her wrath, Lady (Y/N)?" He asked you with an amused smiled on his face. You growled as you nibbled on the Black Forest poptart.
"Fuck you." You muttered. His face fell.
"A lady must not-" You threw a Poptart at him and it hit him between the eyes.
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*~*Clint*~*
You were reading a book when an arrow passed beside your arm and struck the drawer besides you. You didn't even look up from your book.
"Clint, I swear I am going to hurl this arrow at you and make sure your brain comes oozing out."
Cue loud noises as he scrambled to get away from you and save his life.
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*~*Loki*~*
"Hello-" He was cut off when you slammed down the arrow between his fingers.
"Fuck you." You said as you continued to read your book. Why can't they leave you alone for once?
"My, my, the girl seems-"
"Loki, you have five seconds until I gut you out and burn your empty carcass." You couldn't see the fear in his eyes as he scrambled to get away. You were reading your book.
"Five...four..." He's eyes were wide as he muttered a quick spell and poofed out of the room. "Huh."
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*~* After a few days*~*
"WE ARE FREE FROM THE WRATH OF MOTHER NATURE!" The boys yelled. Church songs were playing in the background as they danced and sang to it. The two girls pinched the bridges of their noses.
"Oh my god."