Keep the World's Peace

Keep the World's Peace

*A*V*E*N*G*E*R*S*
    
    Letting Megamind into a flying helicarrier capable of blending in among the clouds was like letting a chef into a room of the best ingrediants in the world. He was watching everything that went on, his green eyes wide and gleaming with admiration and scientific curiosity. He had never had the chance to have any of the good materials or tools, what with being in jail for most of his life, and a villain for most of the other half.

    He was almost ready to construct something out of them when they walked into the room with Fury in it, standing among his technicians as the holographic panels activate. At this point, the blue alien was about to have a stroke from all the incredible things that he couod imagine constructing with what was on the helicarrier. It was too the point that he was nearly drowning out everything around him.

    "So what." Steve says, handing Nick a $10 bill, watching Megamind. "He's really an alien? And you don't think that's a risk?"

    "Of course he's a risk." Nick responds, pocketing the money Steve had handed him. "But we don't know enough about him yet to determine just how much. Until then, it's best to have him here."

    "So uh..." Bruce says from behind them, a hand on his neck nervously. "How long do you think i'm gonna be here for?"

    "Until we get the tesseract." Nick responds seriously as Megamind starts talking to the technicians, taking over one of the computers of a man who was playing Galaga, the man letting out a weak protest as he's shoved out of his chair. "Then, you're in the clear."

    "Hey!" Steve yells at Megamind, who turns his head to them with a nervous smile. "What do you think you're doing? Give that man back his computer before you destroy this ship!"

    "Calm down 'Merica Man. I just wanted to see what kind of computers they have here." Megamind responds, getting up with his hands in the air as though surrendering. "Seriously, you gotta learn to loosen up."

    "A god has just taken an all powerful weapon, and you want me to calm down?!" Steve yells, stepping in front of the shorter man menacingly.

    "Um...yes?" Megamind asks, walking up the stairs on the side of Nicks display of several holographic screens. "I mean, it's not like you can even do anything about it right now. Leave it to the brains." He finishes, pointing to himself.

    "He's got a point Captain." Bruce cuts in from his conversation with Nick about the tools he'd need to track down the tesseract. "Let me and him do our jobs for now, just stay calm, and wait until we find something. Now," He starts again, turning to Fury as Megamind stands beside him. "I'm going to need you to call every lab you know, tell them to put the spectrometers on the roof and calibrate them for gamma rays. I'll rough out a tracking algorithm based on cluster recognition. At least we could rule out a few places. Do you have somewhere for us to work?"

    "Agent Romanoff." Nick says to the ginger haired woman who had been silently watching behind them. "If you would plese show them to the labs."

    "You're gonna love it Doc." Natasha says to Bruce, motioning for him and Megamind to follow her. "We've got all the toys."

    "Ya know, it wouldn't hurt to talk to me once in a while too." Megamind says with a shrug, Natasha rolling her eyes and deciding it'd be best to ignore him.

(You already know what happened with Selvig, Loki, and Barton, so i'm gonna do some Metro Man.)

    The ringing phone spreads through the entire house. Megamind had told the police to call Music Man's number under the guise that he had changed phones. Music Man moans as he rises from his bed wearily, almost immediatly remembering why he would be getting a phone call, gasping and snatching up the phone, attempting to copy Megaminds voice.

    "Hello?" He asks in a higher and goofy voice that sounds almost ready to crack. Luckily, it's not as noticeable through the phone it seems, since the man on the other end of the line doesn't mention it.

    "Megamind!" The man yells through the phone, Music Man wincing as his sensitive ears take the noise in full. "We need your help, there's some man trying to rob the Metro City National bank!"

    Music Man almost sighs. This was all so familiar. "Don't worry. I'll be right there." He says and drags himself out of bed. At least back when Megamind fought him, he had the decency to start it during the day. Or maybe it was stupidity. Either way, Music Man was not used to being up this late.

    It hardly took him 5 minutes to grab the watch Megamind had given him, put on clothes just in case, grab a coffee from the fridge that he had put in there yesterday, and start off on the well known path to the bank. He had had to take it many times when he was hero.

    The bank was surrounded by the police, who were armed with special guns that Megamind had made for them. They were mostly gun for stunning people, he had heard. Sort of like a smaller version of the De-gun. They only had Decapitate, Detain, and Detect though.

    Music Man waves to them, knowing that they see him as Megamind when they cheer, the police making an opening for him. Music Man makes sure to not laugh or anything, only saying. "I'm going in." In the same slightly crackly voice.

    "Be careful." The police chief says to him, motioning for the police to move out of his way and lower their guns. Music Man nods as he walks up the steps, finding a single man standing in front of a few of the workers of the bank.

    "Let them go." Music Man says firmly, planting his feet on the ground harshly. The man finally turns to look at him. He was tall, with long black hair that flaired out, and dressed in strange golden and green clothing, armour covering most of his upper body and head.

    "So, you did come Megamind." He says, walking forward with a strange scepter in his hand, a blue glowing orb in the middle. "To be honest, I was wondering if a villain could ever truly be reformed. But have you truly proved me wrong?"

    "Stay back." Music Man snarls. This man was now fully confusing him. He was prepared to defend Megamind, but he wasn't sure if the man was even insulting him. He had a lot of experience in villainly banter, but this man wasn't even trying to initiate a conversation.

    "You think you can threaten me?" He asks, slowly approaching Music Man who feels almost frozen by the ice like gaze the man has set upon him. "I think that you have misinterpreted the positions here, alien."

    Music Man snarls at this. Maybe the man didn't know that he wasn't really talking to Megamind, but he said alien in such a derogatory way, that it was offensive not only to Megamind, but to Music Man as well. Music Man yells out, thrusting his fist forward with all the strength he can muster, knowing that it would be able to plow right through a titanium wall. But his fist passes through air, Music Man stumbling and turning to find the tip of the scepter in front of his face.

    "This is a fit end to a mockery of a hero hm?" The man chuckles, lowering the scepter to Music Man's chest, and everything seems to fade into a haze...

(DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!!!)

    "We got a hit." Agent Sitwell calls from across the room as Coulson fumbles his way through a conversation with Steve. "Sixty-seven percent match. Weight, crossmatch, seventy-nine percent."

    "Location?" Coulson asks, immediatly forgetting his conversation with Steve to rush over to the computers.

    "Stuttgart, Germany. 28, Konigstrasse. He's not exactly hiding." Agent Sitwell answers.

    "Captain, you're up." Nick says to Steve, who nods and begins on the way out to the top of the helicarrier.

    Steve and Natasha made it to the plane within minutes, each dressed in their uniforms and ready to go, only stopping when they find Megamind leaning against the plane, fiddling with a gun, dressed in an off version of the Black Mamba. Minion hadn't finished repairing the original quite yet.

    "Why are you here?" Steve asks coldly, Natasha arching a brow as if to ask the same question.

    "Oh, come on." Megamind says, rolling his neck loosely. "I get leaving Mr. Green there out of the action, but you really think i'm going to stay in the back? No way! I haven't had a good fight in months!"

    "Ah yes, ever since you killed Metro Man." Steve growls, having finally finished a few of the profiles.

    "Oh, come on. I made up for that." Megamind responds, rolling his eyes as he and Steve enter the plane together.

    "Really." Steve says, shooting a glare at Megamind who shys away a tiny bit.

    "Well...you know, sorta." Megamind mutters, reminded of how angry Roxanne was with himback them. Huh. He couldn't help but wonder if she would be mad at him for not telling her about this.

    "Guys, try to get along back there." Natasha yells back at them from the steering wheel. "We got a long ride to Germany, so try and keep yourselves entertained in ways that don't involve bloodshed."

    Megamind chuckles. He liked that woman already. Reminded him a little bit of Roxanne. He grabs the tablet thing that Bruce had spent almost half an hour teaching him how to use. So far, he thought it was a fabulous, if not slightly inconveniant device. But it was good enough for now. All he wanted to do was come up with another option for the De-gun. Maybe a Debug setting. It'd be useful if he could add a cord to it that could connect to the computer and debug it. Surely that'd come in handy at some point in time.

    He starts a file on that TurboCad thing that Bruce was talking about. Damn, there were a lot of features on that thing. Maybe he wouldn't always have to make the plans by hand now. God knows it was a pain to make the plans for his hideout by hand, what with all the secret rooms, the places for the brain bots, and the Exit room.

    Megamind gasps suddenly, Steve looking over at him as he yanks a phone like device from his pocket. "Minion, Code: Do you read me?"

    "Code: Loud and clear Sir." Minions voice says from the device, Steve watching it, suspician clearly written on his face.

    "Phew, good." Megamind sighs before continuing through the phone. "Well, I figured that I should tell you that we forgot to get someone to feed the alligators."

    "Actually, I think they're crocodiles Sir." Minion corrects, Steve glancing at Natasha who simply shrugs and waves a hand dosmissively, returning her focus to flying the plane.

    "Whatever just...call the zoo or something for me, will ya?" Megamind says into the device. "They should be able to take them in for a while, right?"

    "Sure thing Sir."

    "Good. Code: See you in a week."

    "You know, I still think that we need to discuss the premises of a code Sir."

    "Okay guys, ETA 15 minutes." Natasha says from the cockpit as a slight glow appears on the horizen. "Get ready."

    "Ohp! Gotta go Minion!" Megamind says, sighing as he turns of the device, succesfully getting out of getting the 'code talk' from Minion. "Phew. Okay, so who all's gonna go down?"

    "Cap is gonna go down and confront Loki." Natasha responds. "You're gonna stay here with me and mind the gun. Ready Cap?"

    "Always, Agent Romanoff." Steve says, a slight smile on his face as he stands up, Megamind heading up to the other chair in the cockpit, twirling around idly.

    "Okay, you go down then Cap." Natasha says, stilling Megamind's chair with a hand. "Go looking for Loki. Me and Megamind will search for him in the sky."

    "Be careful down there 'Merica Man." Megamind says with a goofy salute to the patriotic man who nods coldly and jumps down onto a building.

    Natasha and Megamind rode on the plane side by side, Megamind looking more closely then Natasha was, since she was flying the plane. Luckily, he had better eyes than the normal human, and was the first to see the crowd converging in one of the many courtyards, pointing it out almost immediatly when they scatter, a slight gold glow coming from one of the men, the golden one clashing with a familiar muscular form.

    "Over there!" He yells unnecesarily, pointing to the battling figures, Natasha immediatly swerving to head over.

    As they arrive, the figures manage to push each other apart. Megamind moves the controls on his side to point a machine gun to the black haired man, a smirk on his face at the man's wide eyes. "Loki, drop the weapon and stand down." Natasha says over the intercom.

    Both the heroes in the quinjet gasp when they see the burst of blue energy flying towards them, Natasha yanking on the controls as hard as she can, just barely managing to swerve the bulky plane out of the way.

    "Wait, someones trying to hack into the plane!" Megamind yells and points to the small display above the window, showing dozens of lines of code that neither of them had put in there. "Ah! There's no keyboard!" Megamind yells, looking around the cockpit frantically.

    "Dammit, what are they doing?!" Natasha yells as she flies back around to the fighting pair.

    "Wait..." Megamind says, reading the code lightning fast. "They're playing-" He begins, only to get cut off when music begins blaring through the speakers on the plane. "Shoot to Kill!" Megamind yells happily. "I love this song!"

    "Oh god..." Natasha mutters, placing her head in a hand dejectedly.

    "Agent Romanoff, did you miss me?" A cocky voice asks over the intercom as a red streak flies down, landing in front of the man in gold. "Make your move Reindeer Games." He says, the man putting his hands up nervously.