Ride that Animal
“Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses?” Kaminari randomly said on a Wednesday afternoon in the dorms, hanging out in Bakugo’s room. Jiro looked up from painting Mina and Kirishima’s nails, with Sero putting down his phone to hear his friend out, “Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animal. Like, riding animals wouldn’t be a thing. We should really be more grateful to horses.”
“Uh, what about elephants?” Jiro questioned as she resumed Kirishima’s nails.”
“Blocked.”
“Camels…!” Sero pointed out with a grin.
“Extra blocked.”
“Donkeys…?” Kirishima awkwardly mentioned with a tilt of his head.
“Ultra blocked.”
“That dick…” Bakugo huffed from his position on the bed, continuing to scroll on his phone while everyone in the room gave him the widest look their eyes could handle.
It was dead silent until Kaminari very softly took a breath in, then replied even quieter, “...Followed.”