Imagine Waking Up In Vegas Married To Loki (Part Two)
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You stayed on earth to file an mortal divorce while Loki went to Asgard to file for a divorce there because by Asgardian law mortal marriages to gods are recognized. You got the papers signed then right up then went to the coffee shop where you and Loki agreed to meet after so you could sign each others papers and go on your merry ways not married.
"There's a problem" Loki announces as soon as you walk into the shop. He's sitting in a booth with Thor and Odin across from him. You turn on your heel and make a run for the door. You're caught by Sif.
"No! Nope let me go!! Sif please girl code here!" you plead and kick your legs as she carries you to the table and plops you down next to Loki.
"I'm sorry (Y/N)" Sif mumbles looking pitiful.
"You should be! No more girls nights for you!" you snap angrily.
"Don't be mean to Sif. This is my fault" Loki says and you flare at him.
"Yes it is" you agree. "Now where are the Asgardian divorce scrolls or whatever? I've got the mortal ones" you state and pull them out.
"I forbid the divorce" Odin interjects and your stomach plummets.
"Oh for shits sake-"
"Odin!" Loki cuts you off. "You have no right!"
"I have all the right my son! I forbid the divorce because the marriage is consummated and because you are a prince and you took a vow" Odin explains firmly.
"Okay sir king of Asgard or whatever lots of people divorce after consummation and taking vows. Your argument is crap and I refuse to stay married to your son" you argue boldly. This old man doesn't scare you king or not.
"I also forbid it because this new wife can keep you in check and out of mischief. Therefor no divorce will be issued to you" Odin says ignoring your outburst. You splutter and then turn to jump out of the booth to only be caught by Sif again.
"My dads are going to be so pissed" you grumble and surrender allowing Sif to put you back in your seat. In that second Steve flies through the glass windows and Tony breaks through the roof. They are both completely suited up and pissed. "Oh shit." You turn to run once again and get caught by Sif once again.
"What the hell is going on!?" Steve and Tony yell.
"Odin is trapping me in a marriage with Loki!" you tattle and point accusingly at Odin.
"WHAT?!?" they both scream.
"We got drunk had arc and got married in Vegas!" Loki blurts out.
"WHAT?!"
"Heimdall" Odin says softly and a rainbow light quickly gathers Sif and Odin. With Sif gone I fall to the ground. Quickly jumping to my feet I take a step away from Loki.
"Dads..I can-"
"My sweet daughter no!" Tony exclaims and envelopes you in a hug crying into your shoulder. This makes you feel real guilty.
"You snake! You took our poor daughters innocence and married her without our permission!" Steve hisses and grabs Loki by his shirt collar.
"Very sorry about that. See I was quite drunk at the time" Loki defends.
"I was too dads sorry" you say sweetly. "Daddy could you let me go?" Tony sniffles and releases you from the hug.
"My little flower" Tony whimpers. "Stebe our little girl!" Steve sighs as pulls Tony into a side hug with one arm the other still holding Loki.
"I know Tony I know. If Odin won't let them divorce we can kill him" Steve offers and Tony nods into his neck.
"Don't kill him dads! I think your overreacting" you say annoyed.
"But baby don't you want out of this marriage?" Steve asks.
"Yes I do so much but murder is not the answer. That and I don't hate the idea of being a princess of Asgard."
"I hate that idea" Tony mutters.
"Me too" Steve adds.
"I think-"
"No one cares Loki!" the three of you snap.
"Maybe you and Loki should give your marriage a chance" Thor, who's been silent up till now, suggests.
"How long a chance we talking here Thor?" Steve inquires with a raised eyebrow.
"Six weeks" Thor says.
"That's so loooong" you whine.
"Fine six weeks in the tower under our supervision" Steve agrees and drops Loki.
"Steve! I don't want him there! He destroyed it last time" Tony complains.
"I was under mind control not my fault" Loki defends.
"Sure" Tony huffs.
"That sounds like a good strategy. Congratulations on your marriage brother and (Y/N) I will see you at home" Thor booms and walks out of the half destroyed coffee shop.
"Ugh fine" Loki and I groan. Tony shakes his head and sighs in defeat.
"I'll send a car for you and Loki" Tony mutters hands, the shaking clerk behind the register his credit card, and walks out. Steve follows with a blank face.
"So husband I think you should start winning my favor or something by buying me coffee" you remark and sit down in the booth again.
"I think that's reasonable."
Week One
"YOU ASSHOLE YOU MAGICKED ALL MY CLOTHES TO GREEN GOLD AND BLACK!"
"YOU PAINTED OUR FLOOR RAINBOW!"
"I HATE YOU!"
"I HATE YOU MORE!"
Week Two
"Quit leaving the toilet seat up!"
"Quit cooking you suck at it!"
"You try cooking ass!"
"I will and it's gonna be amazing!"
It was but you didn't admit to it.
Week Three
"(Y/N) meet my children Hel, Fenrir, and Jormunhandr just call him John" Loki says nudging His kids forward. Hel is half alive and half dead. You couldn't quit put a finger on how the girl exactly looked but she was adorable to you. Fenrir is a wolf you observe a little shocked and John is a serpent. "And Sleipnir" Loki adds when an eight legged horse foal peers out from behind Lokis leg.
"Hello I'm (Y/N). Will you guys be living with your father and I?" you inquire kneeling down to be closer to their level.
"Yes daddy says we're gonna stay if things work between you too" Hel answers. She looks about ten or so.
"Great I'll tell my dad so he can make arrangements for you" you say and get up. Lokis eyes are shining and you cup his face to kiss him gently. Hel makes a face Fenrir barks and John hisses. "Sorry sorry."
Later Loki explains how he had all of them.
"Well it's different certainly but I don't care. I think it's sweet that you carried all of them." Loki couldn't have smiled wider.
Week Four
Tony had you and Loki moved to the bottom floor and it extended for the kids. Tony and Steve agreed to babysit so you and Loki could go on a real date. They already loved them.
You brought him to the best Greek restaurant the city had to offer.
"This is very nice (Y/N) thank you for bringing me" Loki thanks and reaches across the table to hold your hand.
"It was my pleasure I've liked getting to know you."
"I have as well." You both spend the night talking and just staring into each others eyes. There was a kiss or two as well.
Week Five
Tony rented out the American Museum of Natural History for all super humans their kids, and all the children at Xavier institute to enjoy without having to hide their powers or physical differences. You took Loki and the kids to enjoy it as well. You quickly discovered that if Fenrir, John and Sleipnir really wanted to talk they could with some magic Loki taught them.
"So I'm sure you all know so much about your history but we are here to learn about the American history. Or just meet other kids and have fun ignoring all the history" you announce to the kids. Sleipnir stood close to Loki while Fenrir John and Hel ran off to meet other kids. "Hey Sleipnir why don't you go play? I'm sure you'll have fun." The foal shook it's head and you sigh. "Alright you can stay with your father and I. Just wanting you we're going to learn."
Sleipnir stayed next to Loki the whole night. Loki seems extremely protective of his youngest and Sleipnirs seems perfectly fine with that. You think it's adorable how close they are.
Week Six
Tony and Steve took the kids and you and Loki went on a long honeymoon in Vegas having the time of your lives being married and getting drunk. Things worked out for you and him.
A year later the kids start calling you mom.
Tw years after that you and Loki have your own. You name her Sarah.
Your little family blossoms happily.