Deadpool & Avengers - “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.” Wade told the assembled Avengers. Ah, so that was why that was their catchphrase. Wade had thought it was just cos Cap (and the writers) liked alliteration. Like how he was Wade Winston Wilson, or Peter Parker. Alliteration just flowed.
No wait. Alliteration is awesome. Alliteration…as awesome? As awesome as what? Alliteration: as awesome as an alligator.
[Are alligators awesome?]
Back in the eighties maybe.
[You’re thinking of crocodiles]
Crocs, alligators, does it really matter?
Cap folded his arms. “That’s reassuring.”
“Best we’re going to get,” Hawkeye told him, as if he was privy to the inner workings of Deadpool’s mind.
Wade wasn’t sure if he should be insulted or not. Two or three team ups and the guy was acting like he knew him. Which…technically he did.,.. but Clint was the less cool Hawkeye so he really couldn’t talk. People in ridiculous purple outfits shouldn’t throw stones, or whatever.
“So,” Deadpool said, leaning in. “When do we start?”