Taskmaster/Deadpool - “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
Wade stretched happily. “It’s a long story, that involves tigers and an alien mothership.”
Tony blinked twice at him. “I’ve decided I don’t want to know,” he said unnecessarily.
Wade shrugged. “Your loss.” Then he sat up. “So, what’cha been up to Tasky dearest? Kill anyone special?”
Tony sat on the edge of the bed and pulled off his shoes, inwardly denying he’d done it so Wade could reach out and touch him. Wade took the hint however, slipping closer to wrap his arms haphazardly around his shoulders.
Tony shot him a look but didn’t say anything.
“Or am I the only one for you?” Wade prompted.
“I don’t talk shop,” Tony told him, hands on his belt.
Wade nuzzled against his neck. “Why talk shop when we can do something more entertaining?”
Tony tilted his head for a kiss. “Exactly.”