Spider-Man/Deadpool - "I Got You A Present"
“I got you a present.” Wade’s mischievous voice came from the ensuite.
Peter lay on the bed, hands under his head. “A present?” he asked cautiously.
Wade laughed delightedly from the other room. “It’s perfect,” he called back.
Peter sat up. “No one died, did they?”
“Nope!” Wade was positively gleeful.
That was rarely a good sign.
Peter shot a glance around the room. “Where is this present?”
“In here,” Wade purred back.
“C…can I have it now?”
“Two secs!” There was a fumbling from the other room, and then the door burst open. “Surprise!”
Peter’s mouth dropped open as he took in his ‘present’.
Wade, completely naked.
Except for a pink sparkly gift box attached to his crotch.
Peter opened his mouth and shut it several times. “How-”
“I followed the steps!” Wade told him, posing in the doorway. “From the song.”
“Steps?” Peter asked, eyes not moving away from the box. Song? It was ringing a bell….
“Step one, cut a hole in the box-”
Peter jumped off the bed. “Okay.” He covered his ears. He remembered the song now. Dick in a Box. A song Wade should never have listened to. He reached out for Wade. Wade happily left the doorway to embrace him.
“Pretty sexy, huh?”
“That’s…one word for it.” Peter awkwardly rested his head against his torso, conscious of the box between them, digging into his skin. He laughed softly. “You’re no longer allowed to listen to Lonely Island,” he told him.
Wade kissed him. “I only need the one,” he told him. “I’ve got my shopping for you done for the rest of forever.”