Deadpool/Agent X - "I Wish I Could Hate You"
“I wish I could hate you.”
Alex turned his head to look at the naked man a few meters on the ground away from him. “I do hate you,” he informed Wade.
Wade gave him a knowing look. “No you don’t. And I’m the original, so I know these things. You loooove me.” He shook his head. “But you stole an important part of me. If I hated you, I could kill you and get it back somehow.”
Alex opened his mouth and shut it. “Dare you to try,” he retorted, reaching for his weapons.
Wade shook his head, stretching. “Wait till my spleen grows back.”
Right, they’d already been fighting. That’s what started all… this…again.
Who knew fighting could be such a turn on?
Who knew fighting Deadpool could be such a turn on?
“You done being mopey?” Alex asked a few seconds later.
Wade narrowed his eyes. “I’m being profound.”
“You’re being cheezy.”
Wade reached out and grabbed a gun. “Wanna say that into my microphone?”
Alex reached out and grabbed one of Wade’s katanas. “Oh, you’re on.”