Spider-Man/Deadpool - "YOU DID WHAT?!"
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
Deadpool blinked at him. “Burnt down-”
“My apartment.” Peter slid down the wall of Wade’s living room.
“I got all your stuff out.” Wade protested. Which was true, they were surrounded by the small bits and pieces that had remained in Peter’s apartment before it was burned down.
Peter narrowed his eyes up at him. “You did this on purpose.” He stood up. “This is some twisted way to get me to move in with you.”
Wade blinked again innocently. “Who, me? Burn down your apartment so my wonderful boyfriend will stop worrying about handouts?”
Peter folded his arms.
“Not that’s it’s not a great idea,” Wade admitted, “but,” he tossed Peter something.
Peter caught it on instinct. A box of candles.
“Happy anniversary,” Wade said with mock cheerfulness.
Peter looked back at him. “A romantic surprise?”
“It was, till, you know, the roof caught fire.”
Peter opened his mouth and shut it again, then crossed the room to kiss him.
“You can’t burn down our new apartment, okay?”
Wade took a moment to process that, before swinging Peter down into what Carrie Bradshaw once termed a Hollywood kiss. “You should probably put that in the roommate agreement,” he told him with another kiss. “But I’m sure I could be persuaded.”