
Spider-Man/Deadpool -“This Is Without A Doubt The Stupidest plan You’ve Ever Had. Of Course I’m In.”
“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
Peter blinked at him. “Very reassuring,” he said, before rummaging through his wardrobe.
“I mean it,” Wade purred from the bed. “It’s ingenious. Pretending to be a D grade supervillain Spider-Man ripoff to invade a supervillain party. Fantastic.”
Peter threw a shirt at him. “Well, what would you do then, oh wise one?”
“Well I am Deadpool.”
The silence echoed around the room.
“You could go to the party without raising suspicion,” Peter said, slumping down on the bed.
Deadpool nodded. “I’d even get a spot of honor.”
Peter glared at him. “And you didn’t mention this before…?”
“Because your plan is sooo much better. We can go as supervillain boyfriends!”
Peter punched him in the arm. “I hate you.”
Wade lifted himself up so he could kiss Peter’s neck. “But psudo-villain-Spidey loves me right? Supervillain party first date? I have just the dress!”