Spider-Man/Deadpool - "I Didn't Know You Could Sing"
“I didn’t know you could sing.”
Peter jerked and almost hit his head on the doorframe. He swore. “Wade?!”
Wade was sitting on his bed.
Peter was half-naked and wet from his shower. “What are you doing in my bedroom?”
Wade blinked his eyes at him. “We’re dating now Peter. There’s no need to be body shy.”
Peter was clutching at his towel. “Wade, we’ve been on one date.”
Wade nodded. “But you’re my boyfriend now.”
“I’m naked.”
Wade looked him over. “Oh baby boy, I’m aware.”
Peter closed his eyes. “This is not going to work.”
“What do you mean ‘work’?”
“This.” Peter waved his hand between the two of them. “You showing up and perving on me so that I agree to move our date to tonight instead of next week.”
Wade gasped. “Would I do that?”
Peter blinked at him and sighed. “Fine, I’ll meet you outside in five minutes.”
“I could stay here,” Wade purred.
“I could toss you out the window,” Peter purred back.