Spider-Man/Deadpool - "Have You Ever Wanted To Hate Someone?"
“Have you ever wanted to hate someone?”
Wade frowned at him.
Peter’s head was tilted and he had a curious expression on his face.
“That’s a bit of a big question for post-coitalness.” Wade replied.
Peter gave him a look. “We had sex like six hours ago.”
Wade nodded. “And it’s post-sex.”
Peter rolled his eyes and threw a pillow over his head. “Forget it.”
Wade pried the pillow away from Peter’s face. “Why are you worrying about such things Petey baby?”
Peter shrugged. “Just thinking.”
“Oh I never do that,” Wade told him, kissing Peter’s neck.
Peter scoffed and ran a hand over Wade’s scalp. “I’ve noticed.”
Wade blinked at him. “So cruel,’ he moaned.
Peter kissed him. “Don’t worry about it.”
Wade sighed. “I think it’s more of an Avengers question.”
“Yeah.” Peter said softly. He shook his head. “I keep you for sex, love and food.”
Wade hummed in agreement. “And I am fantastic at all three.”
“Well, you’re not bad,” Peter mused.
Wade made a scandalised noise. “Guess I’ll have to prove myself.”