Spider-Man/Deadpool - "I'm Flirting With You"
“I’m flirting with you.”
Peter had had enough. He had tried everything, everything short of writing it down; drawing a diagram on a piece of paper in big black marker and shoving it in Wade’s face… which, if this didn’t work, was his next plan of action.
Wade blinked twice at him and rested back on his hands. “Are you sure?”
Peter scowled at him. He was sick of the belligerence he received whenever he tried to make Wade see how he felt. They were having a picnic, for gods sake, a romantic picnic in the middle of the park, and Wade somehow still thought this was totally adult male behavior.
“I’m a hundred percent sure,” Peter replied flatly.
Wade frowned. “I think I know how to flirt baby boy.”
“Apparently you don’t.”
“Oh, no, I do,” Wade purred, leaning over and running a hand through Peter’s hair. “Like inviting a certain guy over for tacos?”
Peter’s face flushed. Like last night? Or the week before? Or…
Wade’s hand dropped. “I flirt with a lot of people,” Wade told him. “Flirting makes the world go round.”
Peter caught his hand. “Yes,” Peter said in a measured tone. “But when I flirt, it’s serious.”
The expression on Wade’s face was almost worth the weeks of innuendos gone flat.