Epilogue
Chapter End
End Eng
Hte world snap back into hazy.
“...Zhe dead?” sum1 was saying.
“let's root thru his cockets for spare change!!” sayed a voice that sounded like hakeye.
“Tonu!!!!!!” A voicr cried in despaor. “No!! I never meant for this to go this this far!!!”
“i’m sorry steve.” sais the voice of Tashy. “He is died. We half to bury him.”
He hearing a shovel starting difging by his hed. With this; he energy felt flow through his boday. From this shiny iron head to his croutch.
“NOOOOO!!” HE ROEARED AND JUMPT UP. “NOT TODAAAAAY, NATASHA STROGANOFF!”
Hswkeye gaspt. “oh noes! He’s olive!!”
“That’s right bitchies!! Tonu streak iz back in BUSNESS!” yelli Tony. he pointed one angry metal fingre. “STEVE ROGERS!!”
“Whaddya want?” huffed the Captain America, sucking his thum and clutching his S.H.E.I.L.D. like a blankie.
“I WANT………………………………..
…..to apologise.”
“What?”
“I’m sorry,” Tony said. “Thinking about it, this whole thing’s been pretty stupid, hasn't it? I shouldn't have put a camera in your loo. Sure, maybe you trying to murder me in response wasn't the most rational response — ”
“Dick,” muttered Steve.
“ — but I kept it escalating.” He chuckled. “Trump for president, two-k-sixteen, huh?”
“That was just weird,” Steve said. “And it killed Bucky!”
“Ehhhhh, Bucky killed my parents. Quid pro quo. But really, Steve, who cares about him?”
“Millions of screaming fangirls?” Hawkeye asked.
“I — I,” Steve stammered.
Tony leaned forward and gently grabbed Steve’s chin. “I care about you, Stevie. And for that… I'm sorry.”
He leaned in for a kiss. Steve’s eyelashes fluttered.
“HEY,” yelL Natosha. “Dos that mean I don'to get mah monies?”
“I meenn….” Stef says. “I hired yoy to kull pple. And yot didn't relly kull anyone. So no.”
“AW FUCK THAAAAT” Natasha pulled an Ak47 out of her clevag. “I FOUGHT DONAL TRUMP, A GODDAM YIFFER, AND THE INCREDIBLE VIRGIN FOR DIS SHIT???? HELL NAH!!! SOME1 IS GONNA DIE!!1!”
And she points the gun at Stece!!!!!!!
“NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”
And den….
bUCKY CUMMED CRAWLIN OUT DA GROUND WIT HIS JAR OF MISTERIOUS COLORLES LIKWID!!!!!!!! HE WAS BLEEDIN ALL OVER THE PLACE AND HIS INTESTINES WERE ON THE OUTSIDE BUT HE WAS OLIVE!!!!! HE COFFED UP SOM BLOOD!!!!
“NOT TOADY, NATATAS!!!!!!!” he ballowed and punched Nat in the face. “WE HAVE BUSNESS TO WITCH TO ATTEND!”
“Did sum1 say witch” said the scarlett witch.
“No, fuck of.”
“Kay,” she shrugs and leve.
“Steeeeevieeee!!!” Tears was streaming down buckys face and he held out his arms to capton america. “I missed yoy so mulch!!! I cam back for u!!!” He reched out to hug steve
Steve threw Bucky onto the hard dirt.
“But… but why?” Bucky wheezed.
“Stay the fuck away from me,” said Steve, his voice like ice. “This isn’t a Stucky fic.”
An then Tony began making out with Steve and everything was right with the world!!!!!!!!
DE UND!!!!!
p.s. Bucky died un the groind becuz hes a creepy lozer who wheres eyeshadow lol
P.p.s Natasha got her sports bar and her bobbies never giggled agun
P.p.p.s. Clunt stayed at home watching disney movies
P.p.p.p.s. Donald Trump was impeached for being a fucking classist asshold
P.p.p.p.p.s. Nick Furry retyred for his dream job which wuz takin commisions on FurAffinity
P.p.p.p.p.p.s. the Incredible Sulk finally lost his veganity to the worlds biggest fleshlight that Tonu invented and he became a doubleultraubermegagoogaplexillionaire
P.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. Tonu and Steveo lived happily every after
P.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. The cake is a lie!!!! Lmao trolled u gud
P.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. Clints favrite movy is brave because that redhead girl has a bow and arrow to.
P.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. I mean that brave girl is kinda like da kid of Clynt and Gnat right tho????
P.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. Also da culurlez liquido that was dans le jar du Bucky was aktully steves sweat!!! Lol!!!!
P,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,s. I want to guve a shoutout 2 all mah readers!!!!!!!! I have never gotten this many good reviews before iand it makes me hapy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you all so vry munch for reading my stry and I hop u thot it was gud!!!!!!!!!!
P.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!!!!!!! lmfao