All or Nothing

Alright so you found this summary and decided to read it, good job. By the process of elimination that probably also means that you want to read the story of a handsome, selfless, asexual man named Tony Stark and his pansexual friend Bruce ‘ill figure out his middle name someday’ Banner."You’re kidding right?" Fine. The story of a handsome, selfless, asexual man named tony and his pansexual friend Bruce who has a great ass. Happy now?"I swear you’re hopeless. I'm taking over the summary. Sorry about him, anyway this is the story of Tony, Bruce and how they survived living in SHEILD, Las Vegas. The least hetro-normative place on earth."Hey! Natasha down the hall is straight, I think. And anyway who says 'hetro-normative'? I like my summary better...------------------------------------------------------------other wise known as: i read that textpost on tumblr and instagram (you know the one) and i thought 'this is a good idea, i should do the thing. so heres the thing!

criticism is very much appreciated. (And also a bit needed because i have no clue what im doing)