Whole Cake Island (4)
The Straw Hats, the Heart Pirates, and the Minks haven't had much luck. They separated into two groups before entering the Seducing Woods.
Nami, Lami, Ikkaku, Bepo and Carrot in a group. Pedro, Brook, Zoro and Luffy in another group.
The group of girls with the Minks were unlucky and ran into Big Mom's eighth daughter, Charlotte Brulee. Carrot and Bepo were locked in Brulee's mirror.
-Bepo! Carrot!- Lami pointed her gun at Brulee.- Let them go!-
-Don't you fret... I don't plan on killing you... Besides, haven't you all realized it by now? Mama is well aware that you're all trespassing on her territory!!-
-......!!?-
-Were you under the impression that you had infiltrated the island? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but the only reason I'm here... Is because mama ordered it!!!- Brulee fixed her gaze on Nami.- That one over there... These ones over here... All of those guys over there... And even that one over there... We've all recieved the same orders from her. "Let the Straw Hats wander and roam aimlessly for a bit... But under no circumstances are you to let them meet up with Sanji and let them go. Especially Straw Hat Luffy... I want him. I want the blood of Whitebeard and Monkey D. Garp in my family. It is an opportunity that we cannot lose and when you finally confront them, make sure they fully understand the consequences of going against my wishes." Uihuihuihuih!!!-
-............!!
-Big Mom was behind Luffy all this time!!-
Lami realized that this was all a trap.
They kidnapped Sanji not only because she wants to marry him to one of her daughters... But she plans to force Luffy to marry someone from her family to have the direct descendant of the craziest people in the world!!
A Charlotte, a Monkey D. and a Edward in one family... Definitely too big of a temptation for Big Mom to resist!!!
-Now then, "Homies"!!! Make sure you don't lose sight of them!! Especially Monkey D. Luffy!!!-
Lami and Nami clenched their jaws.
They had to get to Luffy... Now!
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Luffy, Zoro, Brook, and Pedro met "Crane Rider" Randolph and accidentally got separated. Luffy met up with Pound, who found his body buried in the ground.
Luffy tilted his head thoughtfully as he crossed his arms.
Pound explained everything he knew about the Charlotte family and how society works within Totto Land.
-Hmm... Could you tell me about the Mochi woman?-
-Mochi... Woman? Eh... You mean Charlotte Katakuri?- Pound asked somewhat confused and remembered the user of the Mochi Mochi no Mi.
-Yes!! The Mochi woman!! Could you tell me about her?- Luffy's eyes shine with emotion.
-Uh... I don't know her personally. I only saw her once after I married Linlin. I know that she is very strong and that she married four times with her four dead husbands a few days after getting married... If I'm honest, she scares me just by looking at her.- Pound confessed and Luffy was disappointed.
-Oh...-
-Hey...- someone sneaked up behind Pound and grabbed him by the hair, pulling him out of the dirt.
-Owie, owie, owie, owie!-
-......!-
Luffy saw a tall man with purple hair and then he saw the blond man coming up behind him.
-Uncle Rosi!!!-
-Luffy!!-
Cracker looked around and smiled. He released Pound and unleashed a large wave of Conqueror Haki, killing all the Homies in the area.
-Huh?-
-You should be careful, Straw Hat Luffy... In Totto Land, all inanimate objects are alive and can see and hear... It's like mama's eyes and ears are all over the island. It's very difficult to keep a secret here.- Cracker commented, stopping to release the Conqueror Haki.
-Oh, okay. Thank you!!- Luffy beamed at him.
-Just so you know, I didn't do it for you. I don't want to get into trouble with mama because I protected Rosinante and helped him find you.- Cracker said smiling at the blonde.
Rosinante blushed a lot and hesitated.
-Oh...- Luffy looked at them with a blank expression for a few seconds before he smiled.- So he's my new aunt!!!-
Rosinante slipped and fell face up while Cracker froze trying to process what the young boy said.
-...... What?-
-Uncle Rosi is my uncle...- Luffy pointed at Rosinante.- If you are going to marry my uncle... Then you are my aunt!!!-
Ok, can't find fault with his logic.
Cracker had a twitch in his eye.
-It's obvious that I'm the one on top!! You have to call me uncle!!!-
-No!! You will be aunt!!! Uncle Rosi will always be uncle Rosi!!!- Luffy puffed up his cheeks and threw his fists into the air.
-Hey!! Listen to people when they talk!!-
-You should be the one to listen!! Besides, being aunt or uncle has nothing to do with whether you're the one on top or not!!!-
They got into an argument about something ridiculous like calling Cracker uncle or aunt. The purple head obviously forgot about the fact that he wasn't dating or married to Rosinante.
And Rosinante?
His mind went completely offline when Luffy called Cracker aunt.
Him and Cracker together...
He.
And.
Cracker.
Together.
His neurons definitely fused.
He only reconnected them when Zoro, Brook and Pedro arrived. It was then that he remembered something.
-Luffy! You have to leave Totto Land right now!!-
-Huh? Why?- Luffy stopped arguing with Cracker and looked at Rosinante confused.
-Luffy... This is a trap. Big Mom kidnapped Sanji not only to marry him to her daughter... But also to lure you here. She plans to capture you and force you to marry one of her daughters!!-
Brook and Pedro widened their eyes at this while Luffy raised an eyebrow.
-Who is she going to marry me?-
-... Are you really only worried about that!?- Zoro rolled her eyes.
-You have to go!!- Rosinante took Luffy's shoulders and shook him hard.
-Brat, you should listen to Rosinante. Get out of this country before it's too late.- Cracker said, supporting what Rosinante said.
-Shouldn't you be on Big Mom's side?- Pedro asked while narrowing his eyes.
-And see how one of my sisters marry this idiot in addition to dealing with Whitebeard and Garp? I prefer that he get out of here and not come back.-
-Yohohohoho! Makes sense!-