Boa Hancock
After a lot of chasing and many severed limbs plus flying kujas. Luffy and Law landed in the bathroom of the Shichibukai Boa Hancock.
-BUHOOO, IT'S WATER!! Hot, hot, hot!! No, it's hot water!! I'm dying!! I'm drowing!! Help...-
-Stop acting like an idiot and stand up!!- Law hits Luffy on the head with Kikoku.
-Ah. Sorry.- Luffy said standing up.- Huh? This is a bath house?-
-...!? A MAN...!?-
Before it was possible to make out who was in front of him through the large smoke screen, Law already covered his eyes to avoid seeing whoever was taking a shower here.
-Hm? That thing on your back I've seen it somewhere...- Luffy said.
-...!!! YOU SAW IT!!-
-... Damn it.- Law muttered with an annoyed sigh.
-Sister!!!-
-Sister, what on Earth is going on!?- two kujas entered the room.
-Who are they!!?... Men!!?-
-What are two men doing in this country...!!? Sister!! Your robe...!!-
-Exactly what has happened here......!!?-
-Ah... No... Look, I...-
Luffy tries to defuse the situation while Las ties on a blindfold and draws Kikoku.
-They saw... My back...!!!-
-...!!?-
-... Then they will have to die. That is the only solution.-
-Wha-!? C'mon, what's so bad about seeing someone's back...!?... Still, I do get the weirdest feeling I've seen that somewhere before...-
-Just shut up, Luffy-ya.- Law said.- She is "Pirate Empress" Boa Hancock, a Shichibukai.-
-Who ever sees that which lies upon our backs... Is something that must never be seen, even if we die...!!!-
-What......!!? But why!!?- Luffy asked.
-What the fuck did you see, Luffy-ya?- Law asked.
-I saw...-
-Now take everything you have seen here... With you to the grave!! Mero Mero Mellow!!!-
-Huh?-
The attack managed to hit Luffy, but nothing happened.
-......?-
-......? Mero Mero Mellow!!!-
Boa Hancock launched an attack again, to no avail. The Boa sisters and Luffy tilt their heads in confusion when they see that nothing was happening.
-Why do you not turn to stone...!? I can understand the other man, but even after seeing me in the bath... Is your heart not moved in the slightest!?- Boa Hancock with disbelief.
-I'm sorry, but this idiot only thinks about meat and becoming King of the Pirates.- Law said relaxed, but still with Kikoku drawn just in case.- Your Akuma no Mi, the Mero Mero no Mi, only works when there are emotions of lust or perversion to turn opponents to stone. It's a shame you meet an idiot like Luffy-ya.-
The Gorgon sisters prepared to attack them. Luffy and Law ran out of the place at full speed.
-Haahh!! They jumped out!! From this height...!!-
-... You're not getting away!! Pistol Kiss!!!-
-Agh...!!! Huh!? It wasn't a bullet!?-
-Luffy-ya!-
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-... Now then, let me ask you, man...!!!- Boa Hancock was sitting on a snake Salome.- How, and for what purpose, did you come here to our island...!!?-
-Blame it on Kuma-ya. He teleported us here.- Law said tied up next to Luffy and without the blindfold on him.
-Filthy liar!! You must have some purpose here!-
Law rolled his eyes. If he could, he would give her the middle finger and say "fuck you" to show his contempt for her.
Luffy tried to convince Boa Hancock to give them a ship to leave this island, but she refused and said that she was going to kill them.
-Please, wait!! Hebihime-sama!!-
-......!-
-Marguerite...!!-
-...... I do not believe that these men... I do not believe that they are the kind of person who would lie!! What they are saying is the truth...!! I cannot believe that they mean any harm to our country!!- Marguerite was trying to convince the Shichibukai.
-One of my country's guards...?-
-My name is Marguerite!-
-The simple act of entering this country means death for any man. Why do you defend them?-
-... I feel I have a debt to them...!! The one who brought these men into our country... Was me!-
-...!!!-
-Marguerite!!... Why...!?-
-Hebihime-sama!! Th... There is an explanation for this!!- Sweet Pea yelled kneeling next to Aphelandra.
-That's right!! We found these men covered in mushrooms in the forest!! We thought they were one of our villagers, that's the only reason why we...!!-
-... Covered in mushroom?- Law glared at Luffy and asked.- What the fuck did you feed me when I was unconscious, Luffy-ya?-
-Eh? Some mushrooms that looked very appetizing.- Luffy answered.
-Idiot!! Don't eat anything you find on the way!!-Law stood up and kicked Luffy with his foot covered in Haki since he couldn't use his hands.
-Oww!! That hurts, Torao!!-
-That's what I pretended!-
-We are as much to blame as she is for bringing the man into our land!!- Aphelandra said trying to take responsibility while Marguerite tried to lift Sweet Pea.
-What's all this, after you tried to kill me and everything...!- Luffy had several bruises on his face, courtesy of Law, and he smiled at the three girls.- So you're actually nice guys really, huh? Shishishishi!!-
Boa Hancock approached slowly and raised Marguerite's face.
-Raise your head... "Honest Marguerite"......- Marguerite obeyed and looked up, Boa Hancock positions her hands.- Mero Mero Mellow!!!-
-......!!-
-Ahh!-
All three were turned into stones by Boa Hancock.
-What the...!!-
-Why...?- Luffy asked.- Why did you do this to them!!?? These guys saved my life!!!-
-Indeed. And for that reason... They have been punished accordingly.-
-Wait...!!-
-You're a fucking crazy bitch. Just like what Natsu-ya told us.- Law spat annoyed.
The kujas released Bacura for Law and Luffy to fight him like this was a show.
Luffy's eyes are hidden by his hat and his fists are clenched. Law sighed before stepping back a bit, he knew what was coming next.
Luffy was angry and that means this won't end well. Bacura approached Luffy showing its fangs, ready to kill Luffy with one bite. Just as it opened its mouth and had Luffy between its teeth when he spoke.
-Stay still.- the black panther went completely rigid.- Sit down.-
Bacura slowly walked away and sat up, his eyes full of fear.
Luffy released his Conqueror Haki, silencing all the kujas present in the room. He locked eyes with Boa Hancock, who had cold sweat running down her face. Then he turned his gaze to the other kujas.
-... When she just turned you nakama into stone... How the hell can you all just sit around laughing!!?-