Rainbase
Only Luffy can get into this kind of trouble...
Okay, let's recap...
Luffy and Usopp went into a bar to drink water.
Smoker and Tashigi were there drinking too.
Smoker chases after them.
They run away with the others and arrive at Rain Dinners.
They go on a rampage in the place. Luffy, Zoro, Chopper, Nami, Sanji, Smoker and Usopp end up locked in a cage made of Seastones.
The end.
-We're going to die!!!!- Chopper yelled with tears in his eyes.
-We're not going to die.- Luffy said.
-Didn't you hear what people said? This place belongs to the Shichibuka Sir Crocodile!!!- Usopp shouted in panic.- He will turn us into a mummy and hang us on his wall like trophies! -
-Nothing like that will happen so calm down.- Luffy said really sure of what he was saying.
-That is to have a very bad taste.- said a voice letting out a giggle.
-Robin!!!- Luffy yelled beaming.
-Hello Luffy. It is good to see that you have not lost any limb on the way here.-
-Miss All Sunday...- Smoker recognized the black-haired woman.- An important member of the Baroque Works and Sir Crocodile's right-hand woman.-
-That's me.- Robin took a key out of her pocket.- I'll get you out of here. Mr. 0 is waiting for you in the guest room.- the cage door opened and Robin let them out.- You too, Marine-san.-
-What does a Shichibukai want with me? - Smoker asks.
-You'll see.-
The woman guided them through long corridors until she reached that room. Inside Crocodile was sitting next to Ace, Sabo, Tashigi and Bon Clay.
-Mini-Boss!- Bon Clay shouted while getting up from the couch.- I thought something horrible happened with you!!! I only got confused for a minute and you disappeared!!! -
-Sorry Bon-chan!- Luffy hugs a Bon Clay tightly.
-What, not even a hug for me? - Crocodile asks while taking a drag on his cigar.
-Sir Crocodile...-
-AAAAAAGH!!! It's Crocodile!!!- Chopper and Usopp yelled, hugging each other frightened.- We're going to be turned into mummies!!!-
-Sand Gator!!!- Luffy ran towards Crocodile and wrapped the man's neck in a suffocating hug.
-Hi Luffy. It's good to see that you're still alive.- Crocodile said while hugging his son.
Sabo was standing next to Crocodile with a smile as Ace walked over to give the man a hug as well.
-Wait, HE is your Sand Gator!!??- Nami basically screamed.
-Crocodile is your mom!!?- Sanji yelled with his mouth wide open.
-Wait, MOM!!?? What does it mean that Sir Crocodile is Straw Hat's MOTHER!!!??- Smoker yelled.
-I do prefer the term biological parent...- Crocodile commented stroking Ace's head while Luffy was still sitting on Crocodile's left arm.
Smoker dropped her cigars to the ground in surprise. She opened and closed her mouth several times, but she couldn't get a word out. Her mind went blank and she didn't know what to say. At that moment someone opened the door.
-Uncle Croc!! Luffy has already arrived!!?- Vivi asked with her forehead full of sweat.- I couldn't find--
-Vivi!!!- Luffy, Sabo and Ace yelled.
Luffy reached out his arm and grabbed Vivi to propel himself towards her and hug her. Ace and Sabo also ran towards the blue haired girl to join the hug.
-Surprise!!!- Ace and Sabo yelled.
-I didn't know that you two would also come to Arabasta!!! I'm super happy!!!!- Vivi said while being crushed by the ASL siblings.
The others could only stare at the scene still in shock from the sudden revelation of Luffy's blood lineage.
-His family tree is completely crazy!!!- Nami yelled while the others nodded upon hearing her statement.
-Dinner is ready.- Robin said hanging up her Den Den Mushi.
-Let's go to the dining room.- Crocodile said indicating the direction where the dining room was.
-Yay!! Food!- Luffy yelled along with Ace.- Food! Food! Food! Food! Food!!!-
They ran to the private dining room at full speed, being followed by the rest of the Straw Hat Pirates and Tashigi, who already knew about this before the others arrived. She had enough time to get out of her initial shock.
Smoker didn't react when Sabo took her hand and led her into the dining room. She could only watch as dinner was served in front of her and Sabo presented her the typical dishes of Arabasta.
The world is crazy... She doesn't want to know anything more...
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In the guest room of Rouge's cabin, Natsu was in the middle of a call from Den Den Mushi.
He had been listening to Dragon for HOURS about how cute his son looked and how strong he is.
Dragon whines about not being able to carry Luffy when he was a baby since Crocodile wouldn't let him and he wishes he could have been by his side when he was a child.
He deserved it to a certain extent. Crocodile still hates him and makes sure to have him second on his blacklist.
(The first being Whitebeard.
Crocodile hates the man with all his being. He hates him so much that not even someone like Dragon, the man who was once the love of his life and who got him pregnant without his consent, can't get over him.)
He went on and on while Natsu was falling asleep. Just when he was about to fall asleep Dragon wakes him up to continue with the same.
-Dragon... For God sake, it's three in the fucking morning!!! Let me sleep!!!- Natsu yelled really pissed off and he's about to burn the Den Den Mushi.
Dragon was going to say something else, but Zeref sat up and hung up the Den Den Mushi for Natsu.
-You could have hung up on him a long time ago.- Zeref commented hugging Natsu's waist sleepily.
-I don't like to cut others off while they're talking to me...- Natsu said and started to fall asleep little by little.- That's being very rude...-
-It's okay... Do it next time...-
-I'll think about it...-
Natsu buried his face in Zeref's neck while hugging Zeref tightly.
(Later Natsu searched for Dragon endlessly only to beat him up for being an idiot and disturb his sleep.
Dragon learned not to disturb a sleepy Natsu.)