Sabo & Ace
Arabasta port town, Nanohana. A restaurant called Spice Bean.
-That shop's especially noisy... What happened?-
-It seems a customer suddenly died in there. Oh, Sergeant.-
-Captain Smoker...!! You're not gonna believe who's here in town!!-
When Smoker entered the restaurant shey saw a woman with her face buried in a bowl of rice.
The woman was wearing only an orange bikini top, black boots, black shorts that barely covered her thighs with an orange grommet belt and a blue bag around her left leg.
She also has a second belt, unbuckled and trailing down the back of her pants, with a large red "A" in the silver buckle above her right hip. A dagger in a green sheath hung from her left hip.
On her left arm, she wore a trunk pose and a red and white striped armband around her wrist and an orange elbow pad. She also has a red beaded necklace and an orange hat with two blue faces, one frowning and one smiling, and a red beaded necklace on the brim of it. Two long orange side straps hung down the sides of her hat and came together in a large bull skull medallion with orange tassels.
What stood out the most on her was her back tattoo of the Whitebeard symbol, another tattoo on her upper left bicep that spells "ASL" vertically while on her upper right bicep she had a tattoo of a heart.
-She appears to have died while conversing with the owner of the shop.-
-She appears to be a traveler...-
-Everyone thinks she may have accidentally eaten a "Desert Strawberry".-
-"Desert Strawberry"?-
-A poisonous spider that looks like a red strawberry. If you unwittingly eat it, you suddenly die a few days later.-
-A numer of hours after that... The body spreads an infectious poison. So nobody has approached her. In the desert, what you don't know can kill you.-
-Looks at the arm holding the fork. If it's stuck that way... They say it's the strength of the poison in the "Desert Strawberry"...
Suddenly a blond man entered the restaurant and approached the woman.
Smoker quickly identified the blond as "Chivalrous Emperor" Sabo.
-Oi Ace!!! Wake up, you have your face buried in your bowl of rice!!!-
-Pwaah!!?- Ace lifted her face right away.
-AAAAH!! SHE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!-
-Huh?- Ace looked around confused and Sabo quickly walked away from her.
-A-Are you okay?-
A worried woman approached her and Ace tugged at her long dress to wipe the sauce off her face.
-Mmph.-
-KYAA!-
-Wheww... Maaaaan. Damn... I fell asleep.-
-YOU FELL ASLEEP!!?-
-In the middle of a meal and conversation!!?-
-And she just started chewing again!!-
-Jeez, what are you guys so worked up about?- Ace asks while eating.
-WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!-
-You guys hire comedians or something?- Ace asked pointing at the men with her thumb.
-......-
-No... Well anyways, I'm glad you're okay.-
Suddenly Ace falls asleep again.
-HEY!!!-
Sabo sat next to her, bursting out laughing at people's reactions.
-She has narcolepsy. Narcolepsy is a chronic sleep disorder characterized by extreme daytime sleepiness and sudden sleep attacks.-
Sabo takes a sheet out of his pocket. It was a wanted poster of Luffy.
-By the way. Has this guy come into town? He wears a straw hat...-
-I guess you don't have a problem with eating in full public.-
Sabo turns his head and sees Smoker.
-Now that does two commander of the "Whitebeard Pirate Crew" second and fourth corps want in this country? Well, Fire Fist Ace and Chivalrous Emperor Sabo?-
At that very moment, Sabo felt an arrow in his heart. That shade of hair, that skin that looks so smooth, that way of smoking two cigars at once, that perfect body... It's like he can see roses floating around her.
-W... Whitebeard!!? Two of the Whitebeard Pirates...!!?-
-I knew I'd seen that mark on her back before!-
-Why are they here...!!?-
Ace snapped her head up with her face smeared with sauce again.
-I'm awake!!!-
Before she can grab Sabo's shirt and use it to wipe her face, Sabo handed her a tissue.
-You should stop using other people's clothes to clean your face.- Sabo commented, averting his eyes from Smoker with great difficulty.
He wouldn't if it wasn't for the fact that he doesn't want his suit to be ruined. He wanted to be at his best when he's right in front of the love of his life.
But all that was thrown to shit when Luffy, in an attempt to get to the restaurant as quickly as possible, used his Akuma no Mi to propel himself. He ended up colliding with Smoker and sent her flying towards Sabo at high speed.
Before Sabo could react, he had gone flying with his face buried in Smoker's breasts.
(She was not wearing a bra, just a jacket with the cape characteristic of high-ranking Marines.)
-Gyaah!!-
-Huh!?- Ace's eyes almost popped out of her eyes when she saw this and she was shocked seeing how Sabo and Smoker broke several walls of various houses.
-Woohoooooo!!!- Luffy yelled excited.- A restaurant!!! I'm starving!!!-
Everyone have their mouths open.
Smoker got up in pain and put her hand on Sabo's chest to get up. Sabo opened his eyes and nearly popped out of their sockets when he saw Smoker's breasts.
-E-Emm...-
-Huh?- Smoker looked at Sabo and noticed where his gaze was directed.
Her cheeks turned red and she put one arm in front of her breasts and raised her other hand.
-Where do you think you're looking, pervert!!!!????-
A loud slap was heard throughout the place.
-What was that?- Luffy askes curiosly.
-I don't know... Sounds like a slap in the face.- Ace answered while eating.
-STRAW HAT!!!- Smoker yelled as she entered the restaurant through the hole in the wall.
-......- Luffy keeps stuffing food into his mouth while staring at Smoker.-............-
-So you're here, too... Stop eating already!!!-
Luffy looked to her side and saw Sabo approaching with a slap mark on his cheek.
-Sabo!-
-Hi, Luffy...- Sabo rubs his cheek.
-Stop ignoring me!!!- Smoker pulles out her jitte angrily.
Luffy puts all the food in his mouth and ran out of the restaurant while she chased after him.
-Who is she?- Ace asks.
-The love of my life.- Sabo sighed.
-......!?-