CRIES
liyue high 😒
scaramouche: i hate all of you
scaramouche: i caused 9/11
raiden: what 💀💀
heizou: actually i did 🙄.
scaramouche: No tf u didnt
kazuha: bro shut up 😭
scaramouche: Life has been rlly hard lately
raiden: HUH
kazuha: idgaf
raiden: BRO 😭
scaramouche: im an orphan
kazuha: dows it look like i care??
kazuha: Lmfao at least i have parents
heizou: YES SLAY ATE KAZUHA GIRLYPOP 100
venti: HI LITTLE POOKIE BEARS
venti: HELP WTF JS THIS DHAT
xiao: i liked it better when the chat was dry.
childe: i asked chat gpt to send the lyrics to sexy drug for me And wtf is this 💀💀💀
childe:
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[Verse 1] I've got a situation, man, it's hard to be sincere She's got a different boyfriend, every single week of the year And I know it for a fact 'cause I asked her right to her face She said it's none of your business, and then she shot me away
[Pre-Chorus] She got a body like an hourglass, but I can give it to you all the time She got a booty like a Cadillac, but I can send you into overdrive, oh
[Chorus] You're my sexy drug The only one I'm really hooked on You're my sexy drug The only one I'm really hooked on
[Verse 2] She's got a lot of baggage, man, it's hard to handle with care And all she wants from me is just a body for her to share But I don't wanna play this game, no, I don't wanna take that chance 'Cause once you get a taste, it's like a poison in your veins
[Pre-Chorus] She got a body like an hourglass, but I can give it to you all the time She got a booty like a Cadillac, but I can send you into overdrive, oh
[Chorus] You're my sexy drug The only one I'm really hooked on You're my sexy drug The only one I'm really hooked on
[Bridge] You're my sexy drug, yeah You're my sexy drug, yeah You're my sexy drug, yeah You're my sexy drug, yeah
[Chorus] You're my sexy drug The only one I'm really hooked on You're my sexy drug The only one I'm really hooked on
[Outro] You're my sexy drug, yeah You're my sexy drug, yeah
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kazuha: help why is the pre chorus made of lines from bang bang
scaramouche: raiden
scaramouche: RAIDEN U FATASS
raiden: bro what do u want
scaramouche: can u buy me a new guitar and amp
raiden: Why tf do u need one
raiden: dont u have like three
scaramouche: idk man all of the cool people have more than one guitar
heizou: wtf 💀💀💀
kazuha: what kind of guitar..
scaramouche: electric
kazuha: ya nvm If you olay electric guitar ur hot immediately 100%
kazuha: i didnt say that, venti did i promise
kazuha: i dont say ‘ya’
venti: MR WORLDWIDE, T-PAIN!!!! LET HER GO LALALALALA IF UR GIRL WAN PLAY LET HER GO
raiden: Anyways im nit buying u shit
scaramouche: but i bought u that electric keyboard that u never use
raiden: i despise that keyboard idk how to play it and whenever i try i end up sobbing and also theres taki dust all over the keys
scaramouche: man idfk why theres taki dust on it (u prolly put it there urself
raiden: DUDE YOU LITERALLY GAVE ME A HAND ME DOWN
raiden: I DONT EAT TAKIS
kazuha: 💀
scaramouche: i dont know what youre talking about.
scaramouche: Anyways can u please buy it
raiden: Dude
raiden: Why tf do u need a new amp
scaramouche: idk man
scaramouche: why do you need to wear 17 pounds of makeup everyday
raiden: 😧
heizou: Mind blown
scaramouche: stfu heizou
heizou: ur a meanie 😢😢
scaramouche: at least i dont spend everyday on character ai
heizou: SROP
heizou: I DOJT USE CHARACTER AI
heizou: I use chai lmfao
kazuha: oh
heizou: Wiat no lmfao i actually dont idk who uses that
heizou: Scaramouche probably does
scaramouche: no tf i dont stfu
heizou: Shut up with ur reeces kisses looking like self u prolly flirt with the chat gpt ai
scaramouche: ur prolly a swiftie stfu
heizou: Actually im notk 🙄
heizou: At least i have a mom (I mean shes like really Really bad but at least she didnt abandon me
scaramouche: dude at least i have money 😹😹 i see u driving a princess bicycle to school everyday
heizou: At least im not gay
scaramouche: bro u literally have a boyfriend
heizou: Shrugs
childe: I want to yell russian profanity except Zhongli my sweetie pie is here
zhongli: i dont speak russian
childe: Do you wanna go to snezhnaya to meet my family
zhongli: what
zhongli: ok
childe: 😁😁😁😄😄
childe: They think we’re married tho is that ok
scaramouche: bro how
childe: idk i think its bc
heizou: I INOW WHY!!!
scaramouche: why ☠️
heizou: cuz in all of his letters he’s prolly ranting ab how pretty zl is 💀💀
zhongli: oh wow
childe: Not true (ig definitely is)
xingqiu: That reminds me of my favorite tartali fanfiction
scaramouche: SHUT THE FUCK UP
xingqiu: 😨
scaramouche: no one cares
xingqiu: ..
xingqiu: Anyways its called Oh No! My Family Loves My Ex-Boyfriend! by SkylarHazuki and im pretty sure they fuck in the end but i havent read it in a while
xingqiu: its so cute they ice skate together and they make up And then they make out
venti: me and who 😔
childe: Zhongli lets go or we’re gonna be late for our boat ride to snezhnaya
zhongli: what didnt you literally just ask me about planning the trip
childe: Ya but i already had it booked bc i knew u would say yes
zhongli: oh
childe and zhongli are offline
xingqiu: i hope they break up
scaramouche: wtf
scaramouche: arent u like obsessed with them
xingqiu: why are u online so much
scaramouche: my mom said i cant have my phone so i use it as much as possible to piss her off
xingqiu: Wow
xingqiu: wanna play truth or dare…
scaramouche: why
scaramouche: fuck off
xingqiu: PLEASE
scaramouche: bro what do u want
xingqiu: truth or dare
scaramouche: truth????
xingqiu: do u have a crush on someone 😈😈😈
scaramouche: dare
xingqiu: Tell me if u have a crush on someone
scaramouche: no lmfao
xingqiu: if u dont i will write a fanfiction ab u
scaramouche: i dont have a crush
xingqiu: YES YOU DO
xingqiu: Grr grr grr
scaramouche is now offline